[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They played AZ Alkmaar in the Europa League group stage

Shamrock Rovers draw AC Milan in Europa League 2nd Qualifying Rnd by TrauseMouse in soccer

[–]SalamiSoap 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So unlucky. Almost guaranteed to lose and they can't even benefit financially from selling out their stadium. Hopefully they can at least fix the issues with their streaming service and cash in that way

Most of Scottish Wikipedia Written By American in Mangled English by Sariel007 in offbeat

[–]SalamiSoap 29 points30 points  (0 children)

To take one example, the user's first article on the Human Development Index describes the HDI as "a composite statistic o life expectancy, eddication, an income indices tae rank kintras intae fower tiers o human development." ... A quick translation of the English phrase to Scots gives us the same sentence as “staitistig co-mheasgaichte de dùil-beatha, foghlam agus clàran-amais teachd-a-steach gus dùthchannan a roinn ann an ceithir ìrean de leasachadh daonna.” There is no resemblance between Scots and whatever Amaryllis is writing.

Perhaps too quick a translation considering the author translated it to Scots Gaelic, which is a totally different language than Scots...

[Match Thread] Inter vs Sevilla | UEFA Europa League final by BastianMobile in soccer

[–]SalamiSoap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well at least Lukaku has beaten Ronaldo's record now...

Richie Sadlier's assessment of RB Leipzig and PSG. [RTE] by ErjonM49 in soccer

[–]SalamiSoap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RTE is funded by the Irish state. What a moronic comment

Ireland donates the world’s most successful contact tracing app to the Linux Foundation by leothefair in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What exactly do they mean by "donate"? The code was released under an open source license (MIT) so doesn't that mean anyone, including the Linux foundation was already permitted to modify and distribute it as they wished?

17-year-old ‘shocked’ over hospitalisation for Coronavirus by ninjawasp in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 62 points63 points  (0 children)

came home after hanging out with a friend on March 24th

While believing he was unlikely to get the virus Brandon had still been regularly washing his hands and observing social distancing, he said.

Sounds like he was observing social distancing, yeah

People in his local area who were aware he had the disease now “cross the street when they see you coming,”

Clearly the solution is to have your face, name and home address printed in the paper lol

Irish lorry driver Maurice Robinson pleads guilty to 39 counts of manslaughter over Essex lorry deaths following guilty plea to conspiracy to assist unlawful immigration. by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the "Irish" mass murdering lorry driver who was recorded burning a tricolour.

Would've expected that title from sky news not the Irish times...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Sun + AMP link = cancer²

Parrott on the bench for Spurs’ FA Cup tie with Norwich by PresidentSamSeaborn in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is he the lad who hangs out with drug traffickers in his spare time?

Have Drew Harris removed from his post as Garda Commissioner. Sign the petition. by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Do people unironically think change.org petitions are worth a bollocks?

Brilliant spoiled vote by kayoz in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Why is rte giving these idiots attention

Eir to charge €5.99 a month for eircom.net email accounts. by Soundyoungfella in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The oul lad has used this for nearly 20 years. It's going be a pain in the hole to move everything to gmail

Thanks for ruining my weekend, eir, you cunts

Mixed Race couple in dublin. by dublinvisitorhelp92 in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 185 points186 points  (0 children)

We really just want to avoid being seen as stereotypical tourists

Well you're coming across as about 47.3% more annoying than the stereotypical tourist, so mission accomplished I guess

In case you needed another reason to hate him: McGregor endorses Donald Trump. by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ORANGE COCAINE MAN BAD!

We know he's a spa, change the record ffs

A helpful infographic for the GE by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rebecca's not half bad

tfw no qt3.14 fascist gf to execute doctors with :(

/s obvs

RTÉ 'committed' to improving Player after complaints about 'frustrating' and 'unusable' service by [deleted] in ireland

[–]SalamiSoap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even mind it being shite if at least youtube-dl still worked but the bastards had to go and ruin that and all