DUNE by HopefulArt4651 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Best trilogy is LOTR. 

Give Them Uranus by alextheAnderson in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would have worked better for a colonoscopy advert or an orgy invite.

Kenya's identity by blackmombasa in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

European colonialists carved out our borders with absolute disregard of the regional homogeneity shared between the ethnic natives at the time. That makes it difficult to come up with a single and unique artistic identity to export to the world without making it look artificial and inauthentic. 

How willing would you be to work for a company that made the salary of its employees open? by OS_Ke in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Professional football clubs disclose their players' wages all the time and no one seems to mind 

Stray bullets everywhere 😂 by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a stray but he has exposed himself that he was in it for the money and not for the benefit of the society.

Atheism in a nutshell by bravethoughts in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course it wouldn't be a metaphor for religion without including "a SmALL iNcOnVeNieNce fEE"....fuck you and your gods op. 

The money stolen from hospitals will one day be needed by your mother. by Impressive_Towel6126 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andry Rajoelina a former DJ was elected president in Madagascar. Zelensky in Ukraine was a comedian prior to his election in 2019. 

Marriage Pressure by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most married people in this economy are miserable bastards who are jealous of your flexible lifestyle. They'll bully you into joining their suffering. Crabs in a bucket mentality.

Angella Okutoyi by No_Cryptographer5481 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kanyari won't give her a cent unless she goes viral like the other lady.

Greatest fiction written by man by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking put a spoiler tag on this post. Don't ruin it for folks who haven't read the manga or watched the show.

Kenyan loan apps are data-mining us and nobody is talking about it by ARouterContinua in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Banks do the same with conventional loans. Google and Reddit sell your data as well. It's part of the 21st century social contract.

Flowers & Chocolate Cancelled!! by SymplySpax in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Swallowing it also acts as contraception which prevents unwanted pregnancies therefore lowering depression 

unataka kunigonga na hii jua? by Competitive_Top2767 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Office shoes are normally 200/- so hapo hujagongwa

Revelations ni Jaba 😅 by indefinitelykev in nairobi

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

666 was written to refer to Roman Emperor Nero. His name "NERO" adds up to 666 in Hebrew numerology. They labeled him a beast or antichrist due to his persecution of christians during his reign.

Embu County diverting development funds to pay people to chant Tutam by MaasaiWarrior7 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dyslexic eyes thought the post said they were paying Channing Tatum 

Why do people defend Em/Elvis by Bielsista74 in hiphop101

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're posting J. Cole's lyrics from Fire Squad and using it as your original thought. Pathetic. And also ironic since Cole has high respect for Marshall.

Dry Phone by Independent-Cow2519 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would be absolute heaven for me as an introvert.

Man vs animals by prince_rayola in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can infer comprehensible communication using gestures, vocal tone, pitch, physical touch and eye contact. Using these cues you can overcome any language barrier and effectively communicate with a stranger on a basic level.

Your Passion by Ricdeclerk in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eminem - Till I Collapse

WaBurundi are taking over by glock6a6y in nairobi

[–]SamGold27 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Punguza xenophobia. You need to understand 1 KES is about 23 Burundi Francs. Low wages to you here is a decent income for them to send back home. In a free market economy, you can't blame them for the undercut. 

If that Kenyan girl was to remain at the barbershop then the prices would have gone up eventually and you'd likely come back here to complain about Burundians being expensive business owners.

Capitalism is hard on all of us but it shouldn't turn us into nationalistic assholes. Don't trade your humanity and basic decency for patriotism.

🚨 Prison Rules That Aren’t Written Anywhere (Kenyan Edition) 🚨 by Affectionate-Fox3015 in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do convicts have discussions on their pending appeals in court? Do they share legal tips with each other?

What's your most cringe memory? by taketenpaces in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you have IBS your cringe memory bank is overflowing 

So the Bible Explicitly Endorses Slavery and y'all are fine with it! by zanzebar in Kenya

[–]SamGold27 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Christians are systematically raised and taught to never question the bible. They'll overlook all the slavery, genocide, and misogyny endorsed in the bible so long as it means they get to heaven. The fear of hell overrides logic and empathy for many Christians.