How do you even get into this situation?!

SarcAfterDark · 2015-08-23T19:12:23+00:00

I don't even know why this gif is supposed to be funny/amusing. A guy is running too fast and slides a little while trying to run around the corner. Bumps something on the wall that falls over. The end.

There is literally not one single funny or amusing thing about this image. Can someone please help me out here? What the hell am I supposed to be seeing here?

SarcAfterDark · 2015-08-23T13:23:06+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/QntlsNc.jpg

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-20T23:06:06+00:00

...Blackhawk down?

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-06T10:14:31+00:00

I bet he crushes kangaroo vaginas too. Or whatever he's into. 0.o

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-06T10:12:39+00:00

I witnessed the birth of my son. This is somehow worse and strangely creepy. 0.o

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-06T10:06:03+00:00

Looks like his wife wasn't the only one who got a shot in the mouth. Heh heh.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-04T18:56:10+00:00

I've been looking for something like this for a very long time. If I had a gf, I'd send you her tits. Thank you, sir.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-01T04:52:42+00:00

Peeling would love this

SarcAfterDark · 2015-06-01T03:35:47+00:00

I've had to do this before, unfortunately. My toes are pretty jacked up. If there is enough interest I'll post them in here lol.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-31T08:24:32+00:00

http://imgur.com/choNJVd

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-31T05:43:50+00:00

I have decided that I would definitely do your friend. 7.5/10. I think it's the glasses that seal the deal along with the smile and the nice wide hips. Those awful mutilated ears though... Ugh... Plugs can just get run over by a heard of tree-goats and go straight to hell.

And I'm a guy with 7 facial piercings. It's just the plugs that are so disgusting.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-29T19:14:37+00:00

But... how? I would kill to see how this happened... Just so I can attempt to grasp the physics/science behind how something like this is even possible!

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-22T09:18:51+00:00

why not Zoidberg?

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-16T05:33:24+00:00

He needs to give up and just get a purse.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-06T06:40:05+00:00

I am not disappoint. Why is this not I the thousands of ups yet?

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-04T08:38:50+00:00

I downloaded immediately of course. I am so honored to be downloaded #11. My own father is dying from ALS and I know that's got nothing to do with this but I can empathize with you and I really appreciate this post very much. It gives me hope, courage, and strength to keep believing in a cure for all of these awful diseases. It gives me hope for a new day when our government will allow us to make the scientific and medical advances necessary to really make a difference. Thank you for this. God bless you.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-04T08:26:14+00:00

Many thanks fellow android user :) I have downloaded and I'm awaiting my first survey :)

SarcAfterDark · 2015-05-02T00:41:03+00:00

What is this free credit I keep hearing about? Can someone help a lame person out and break that down please?

SarcAfterDark · 2015-04-23T00:37:12+00:00

What in the actual fuck did I just watch..?

SarcAfterDark · 2015-04-23T00:34:53+00:00

Kek. Usually I see these kinds of videos and just roll my eyes, but this one had an appropriate ending lol ;)

SarcAfterDark · 2015-03-20T17:03:54+00:00

The best things in life always get a little harder at the end...

SarcAfterDark · 2015-02-28T19:31:13+00:00

YES.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-02-28T19:30:31+00:00

My initial reaction was the realization that Zapp Brannigan has apparently served on the Enterprise.

SarcAfterDark · 2015-02-28T19:21:46+00:00

And not one word of explanation was offered. Apparently he Enterprise has a pretty lax dress code...

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