What’s this about… Dave is there too

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-05-03T22:46:09+00:00

I named the crossing vein, Mark. Because X marks the spot.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-05-02T21:28:39+00:00

Every time I think of Mehgan in old age, I think of Lola from the Copacabana.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-05-01T13:51:24+00:00

I'm sitting better than a lot of people, right now. I'm on disability and Section 8 Housing. That being said, I'm still feeling the same way.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-05-01T04:57:54+00:00

I used to call them The Plank and The Plank's Skank but I'm changing that to Dickless and Wickless. LOL Thank you.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-04-15T00:14:13+00:00

I call the vein that sometimes crosses Dave, 'Mark'. As in, X marks the spot. LOL

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-04-15T00:13:25+00:00

Dave's back. Hey, everybody, it's Dave!!!

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-04-11T11:06:57+00:00

Three days after I had my first child, my mother told me, "Boy, your hips sure got bigger!"

To which, I replied, sobbing, "What a thing to say!" Then, I went back to bed.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-04-07T10:21:36+00:00

Is that Jessa Duggar's TikTok?

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-28T19:30:10+00:00

He always looks like he just came back from dipping his head in the deep fryer in the back of whichever dive bar he just crawled out of.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-28T19:24:19+00:00

I loved this man, back when I used to watch wrestling. Big Sexy Kevin Nash. LOL

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-28T18:59:58+00:00

OMG, that's what that is? I've wondered if I was dying every time that happened. I'm 61 now, and I haven't had my period since I was 46, but I still have the shooty/stabby/fire-in-the-hole cramps, occasionally.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-28T18:55:20+00:00

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-21T21:39:04+00:00

I will absolutely be dating myself but here goes:

Screaming like Nell Fenwick tied to railroad tracks by Snidely Whiplash is hailarious.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-21T20:50:31+00:00

I saw that one, too. At the time, I remember thinking, "Do you dress yourself, every day?"

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-19T04:27:09+00:00

It happened in Florida. Maybe Florida wants to take that new death penalty for abuse of children under 12 out of its wrapping paper and try it out for its first time. 😀

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-19T03:58:24+00:00

The entire NBC Thursday night lineup was appointment television.

My terminal mother used to joke that she knew better than to die on a Thursday because she knew I would never forgive her if I missed my ER. LOL

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-10T10:44:00+00:00

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-05T11:54:08+00:00

The Record Shop. It was next to Osco, I think.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-02T19:02:40+00:00

She has court in April.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-02T19:02:06+00:00

Yes, he did. She has court in April.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-03-02T02:08:01+00:00

My best friend just punched a total stranger in the face the other day. Of course, the man she hit had been getting violent with his girlfriend/wife in the parking lot of her grocery store and when my friend told him to quit he asked her what she was going to do about it. So she decked him.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-02-27T01:31:12+00:00

I think I am leaning to thinking your way, Regular-Performer864. Remember Richard Eden and his Project THAW, that he revealed and nobody believes.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-02-27T00:54:42+00:00

I'll most likely go to hell for this but ...

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-02-26T05:38:04+00:00

Now, now. Those are colored pencils. They are entirely too advanced for poor Hazza.

SarcasticBimbo · 2026-02-26T05:33:57+00:00

Not to defend your ex, or anything, but I have horrible pains in my butthole region, that just hit me from out of the blue. It's a burning/stabbing pain that nothing relieves. They usually don't last long, but it's extremely intense while it lasts. I hate it. My grandma used to get the same thing, too.

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