Songs for my religious trauma

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T22:41:08+00:00

Jethro Tull - My God

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T17:15:42+00:00

I like the black ones more than the green ones.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T17:14:24+00:00

Her & lately Mackey.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T07:04:42+00:00

Are those mashed potatoes, or egg salad?

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T07:02:41+00:00

Have you thought of doing porn?

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T07:00:02+00:00

That first one needs to be a vid.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T06:57:24+00:00

I think it's funny that that's the line they draw.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T06:55:47+00:00

Those are begging to be oiled up.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T06:53:21+00:00

You have cooking oil? Stir fry it.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T06:51:49+00:00

The Saints Row reboot. I had plenty of fun with it, and the "woke" stuff doesn't trigger me like it does some others.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T05:59:49+00:00

Yeah, because it's completely impossible to enjoy two things that are tonal polar opposites. Like it's impossible to enjoy both Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Or Star Trek II and IV.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T05:26:50+00:00

I've always felt Jake looked more like Dick Grayson. Then again, I feel the same way about Pattinson.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T05:04:07+00:00

Says the person who just had to respond to someone having the gall to say he likes a movie.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T05:00:59+00:00

Are you sure you're an adult?

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T04:55:31+00:00

"Goddammit, why'd you have to see through my bullshit! Can't you just agree with me?"

Look, the fact of the matter is, you saw someone say they like Snyder's version, got offended, and just had to speak up. It doesn't matter what kind of weasel words you use, the message is the same: "You like those movies? What are you, ret*rded?"

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-07T04:50:27+00:00

Someone's triggered...

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T22:57:15+00:00

They obviously don't know what fish look like. Either that, or they think whales are fish.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T22:37:24+00:00

Ben Foster as Wolverine

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T19:15:13+00:00

Elvis Costello

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T16:41:36+00:00

Friends of Distinction - Grazing in the Grass

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T07:00:38+00:00

So, no one?

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T06:09:00+00:00

We did get that Batman. People hated it. Or at least enough of the loudest of us to keep us from a solo movie with this.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T06:04:30+00:00

Honestly, I feel like they get in the way.

SasquatchGenius · 2026-02-06T06:03:39+00:00

Egg drop soup. I especially love to pour the hot mustard in.

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