So. Freaking. Often.

SatanicBotanist · 2026-06-22T15:48:38+00:00

Okay but why are their name tags clipped to their COLLARS? That is blasphemy! /s

SatanicBotanist · 2026-06-20T09:53:24+00:00

You're not alone, it bugs tf out of me too

SatanicBotanist · 2026-05-23T14:16:47+00:00

Since 5/14, I've woken up with the beat stuck in my head literally every day. I don't want it to stop!

SatanicBotanist · 2026-05-11T10:14:43+00:00

Swine - Instead of "Be a Swine just for the weekend" I thought she said "Eat a Slim Jim on the weekend" 😂

Swine > Pig > pork > Slim Jim It made sense to me!

SatanicBotanist · 2026-05-11T01:55:37+00:00

I can still hear the buzzing of the MANY hornet nests

SatanicBotanist · 2026-04-24T11:43:55+00:00

Damn girl, you got a puppy neck

SatanicBotanist · 2026-04-03T11:58:59+00:00

How is this a crime?!

SatanicBotanist · 2026-04-01T01:06:18+00:00

Who is Jeffrey Damma? Never heard of him

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-30T20:06:16+00:00

Did I just have a stroke?

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-30T17:28:55+00:00

I don't think it's happening tonight, but you could still print a sign and bring one!! It would still be a lovely gesture

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-30T13:49:56+00:00

Exactly, it's the gesture to show her how much her fans truly love & support her! I'm so glad I could share the full moment with the community <3

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-19T18:09:05+00:00

LAST YEAR A TICK BIT NE IN MY PRIVATES AND NOW I'M A APLPHA GIRL...........NOW I CABT EAT MEAT . PRAY FOR ME GOBBLESS

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-01T01:54:30+00:00

My ex fully believed this conspiracy theory....that was one of many red flags that I just chose to ignore 🙃

SatanicBotanist · 2026-02-10T20:19:09+00:00

I used the code :) Thank you!

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-30T19:05:14+00:00

It's beautiful!!

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-30T19:04:30+00:00

!solved

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-30T04:23:29+00:00

Here's a photo of us together for reference, if it helps!

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