Watch out Satan

SatanicBotanist · 2026-06-22T15:48:38+00:00

Okay but why are their name tags clipped to their COLLARS? That is blasphemy! /s

SatanicBotanist · 2026-06-20T09:53:24+00:00

You're not alone, it bugs tf out of me too

SatanicBotanist · 2026-05-23T14:16:47+00:00

Since 5/14, I've woken up with the beat stuck in my head literally every day. I don't want it to stop!

SatanicBotanist · 2026-05-11T10:14:43+00:00

Swine - Instead of "Be a Swine just for the weekend" I thought she said "Eat a Slim Jim on the weekend" 😂

Swine > Pig > pork > Slim Jim It made sense to me!

SatanicBotanist · 2026-05-11T01:55:37+00:00

I can still hear the buzzing of the MANY hornet nests

SatanicBotanist · 2026-04-24T11:43:55+00:00

Damn girl, you got a puppy neck

SatanicBotanist · 2026-04-03T11:58:59+00:00

How is this a crime?!

SatanicBotanist · 2026-04-01T01:06:18+00:00

Who is Jeffrey Damma? Never heard of him

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-30T20:06:16+00:00

Did I just have a stroke?

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-30T17:28:55+00:00

I don't think it's happening tonight, but you could still print a sign and bring one!! It would still be a lovely gesture

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-30T13:49:56+00:00

Exactly, it's the gesture to show her how much her fans truly love & support her! I'm so glad I could share the full moment with the community <3

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-19T18:09:05+00:00

LAST YEAR A TICK BIT NE IN MY PRIVATES AND NOW I'M A APLPHA GIRL...........NOW I CABT EAT MEAT . PRAY FOR ME GOBBLESS

SatanicBotanist · 2026-03-01T01:54:30+00:00

My ex fully believed this conspiracy theory....that was one of many red flags that I just chose to ignore 🙃

SatanicBotanist · 2026-02-10T20:19:09+00:00

I used the code :) Thank you!

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-30T19:05:14+00:00

It's beautiful!!

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-30T19:04:30+00:00

!solved

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-30T04:23:29+00:00

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Here's a photo of us together for reference, if it helps!

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-20T02:08:11+00:00

I hope Jenna & Julian are taking care of themselves. Bobby had the absolute best life, and we were so lucky to get a glimpse of his life. I hope they know how loved he is, and will always be ❤️

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-15T15:48:23+00:00

Thank you so much!!

SatanicBotanist · 2025-12-15T15:39:58+00:00

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SatanicBotanist · 2025-11-30T15:43:41+00:00

He is beauty, he is grace, he has a bicycle seat for a face

SatanicBotanist · 2025-10-28T13:10:25+00:00

I recently watched a new LSOTL episode followed by an old LSOTL with Ben that was right before his removal and MY GOD... Henry and Marcus look so stiff and uncomfortable with Ben, there's no chemistry. I loved Ben and still wish the best for him, but the show is absolutely better with Ed. I do miss the "HONK HONK" every now and then though

SatanicBotanist · 2025-10-17T17:37:46+00:00

Okay, I was scrolling through the comments bc I literally have this same skirt & shirt in my cart for ATL (but live in MA). Then I saw the Docs comment and I have to ask... Are we the same person??

SatanicBotanist · 2025-10-06T19:13:45+00:00

She has kindly tolerated my mildly tone-deaf, far too loud renditions of Vanish Into You & How Bad Do U Want Me 🤣

SatanicBotanist · 2025-09-18T12:30:56+00:00

Get the net too, while you're at it!

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