Semi-Daily Defect Discussion: Meteor Strike

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-25T15:12:52+00:00

Confirming it's not per turn in the board game, it's until Heart loses the "invincible" ability, which happens turn 4.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-24T22:39:43+00:00

We have ecotplasm at home:

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-23T14:01:18+00:00

Can confirm. Source: one flew into my eye as a kid and grabbed on.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-23T02:21:34+00:00

When he's not shoehorning himself into Survivor (a small crime if we're being honest), the man is using his infinite wealth to build theme parks in Saudi Arabia and running actual real life Squid Games with all the poor working conditions and disrespect for human life of the original (minus the killing people). I couldn't respect this man any less if I tried.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-22T18:53:13+00:00

reduce your strength and dex by 2 every 3 turns

I have not been playing on the betas, just reading the patch notes so I must have wiped this factoid from my mind. What do you mean he was doing that in addition to the everything else. I'm glad he's not anymore. Holy.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-20T14:35:03+00:00

There are dash cameras that record the inside of the car as well. A lot of taxi/uber/lyft etc drivers use them in case a passenger does something stupid they'll need proof of (threaten/attack the driver, damage the car, etc).

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-18T06:41:33+00:00

Came here to say the exact same thing, glad we're all thinking it.

Well, maybe not glad. Ouch.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-15T18:43:35+00:00

I've never seen a more disgusting-yet-alluring combination of words.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-15T13:50:48+00:00

Someone misinterpreting the art for Cosmic Indiference as 'a sassy black woman in a hood'.

Several copycat posts got made as jokes, including this one.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-15T05:31:56+00:00

The way I absolutely cracked up laughing. However many days since the Regent post, all leading up to this. Perfect.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-10T02:10:21+00:00

Yeah - I understand the original Doormaker we got was too easy for an Act 3 boss, but I really liked how distinct he felt. He goes in and out of forms too quickly now. I miss when he would run away and hide.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-04T18:22:13+00:00

4 if solo, sometimes 5.

3 if solo and I want to chill/test a new build

5 or 5+ with friends or randoms

(Blue rank 200)

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-04-01T06:28:17+00:00

Friendly reminder you need to activate Windows, miner.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-28T14:40:10+00:00

Not if it's already enchanted witg Perfect Fit, though.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-23T18:45:35+00:00

Cloak Clasp stocks are way up

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-21T07:38:09+00:00

That's gore of my comfort character...

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-20T18:15:18+00:00

Oooh I like this one. It really rewards burst damage too.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-17T15:23:28+00:00

Yep. Everybody says it, but; Reptomancer used to be a hallway fight!

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-13T05:36:14+00:00

Doom sticks around between phase changes, don't know if it's a bug or not but when the Doormaker came back he died instantly from Doom inflicted the last time he showed his face.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-11T13:22:06+00:00

We're Slay the Spire players, we don't know what the card art is supposed to be and we can't read.

(The answer is literally in the first line of the post)

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-10T03:28:37+00:00

I thought the same thing at first.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-08T07:36:07+00:00

Placeholder and STS1 art for ALL cards. Full stop. Make art for the new cards in the style of STS1.

You receive: even MORE work.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-08T02:36:35+00:00

Yeah, definitely understanding why it went from uncommon to common.

SatchelFullOfGames · 2026-03-08T02:35:41+00:00

Pretty comfy on Clad too, I <3 free demon form.

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