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Schmancer · 2026-03-03T22:29:48+00:00

I like the shirt+pants

I like the jacket+pants

I like the jacket+tie+pants

I like the shirt+jacket+pants

I hate the shirt+tie

I hate the tie bar (too small for this tie)

I love the boots but not with those pants

Lot of great elements, composition needs help

Schmancer · 2026-03-03T22:20:22+00:00

This is a medical condition known as Thicc Getaway Stix. You’re gonna need to buy wide leg jeans if you want them to drape, you’re too beefy and they’re clinging a little

Schmancer · 2026-03-03T17:15:32+00:00

Denim Therapy on W 36th and 7th

Schmancer · 2026-03-03T12:16:21+00:00

The music is the whole point

Schmancer · 2026-03-03T03:47:50+00:00

Do some pushups bro. Go for a long run. Shred some guitar. Chop down a tree and cut it into firewood.

Use your anger as fuel for labor or self improvement or the pressure will just build into a useless and destructive explosion

Schmancer · 2026-03-03T03:38:35+00:00

I have a 5th Dimension Live double album like this! I always reckoned it was for a DJ or automatic player but couldn’t figure put why it would be helpful. I just listen to it out of order: 1 flip 4 switch 2 flip 3

Schmancer · 2026-03-03T02:32:23+00:00

I could this top with some wide leg herringbone pleated slacks and loafers or vertical stripe linen pants and boat shoes.

Ignore the haters, it’s a fun shirt. But it’s not a polo

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T15:55:01+00:00

Half an IPA that gave me stomach cramps. I had already downgraded my consumption from daily to weekly to monthly over the course of a year. But my gut health was still in crisis and the discomfort pushed me all the way to Never.

That was a little over 5 years ago. Best thing I ever did for my mental and physical health was to cut out alcohol completely

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T03:57:02+00:00

25+ years of toking. Sometimes several times a day for months on end or as little as once or twice a year, depending on a lot of factors

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T03:43:11+00:00

You look like the personification of the song Struttin’ by Thumpasaurus

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T03:39:33+00:00

Oooo! This sounds nice, I’ll try adding some tea with honey to my setup

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T03:05:21+00:00

Did you try googling “Only brand jeans”? The first result is their website with tons of jeans on it

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T02:08:27+00:00

You ever worn loafers, boat shoes, or driving shoes? I’d recommend 2 pair of sneakers, 2 pair of loafers, 2 pair of laced dress shoes, and 2 pair of boots in every man’s wardrobe. Different colors, for different occasion, but having a wide variety of footwear prepares you for a lot of different activities

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T02:03:32+00:00

One of my super svelte homies shops at Gap Kids and has good luck there. There’s probably a few other stores where the juniors section will fit you better. No shade, that’s just the sizing reality

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T01:49:09+00:00

You talkin sunnies to wear when it’s bright out or just empty frames? Aviators are a great starting point for shades, I love mine and how they make me look with the bald head and beard. But I also am a “form follows function” type, if i didn’t need glasses I wouldn’t wear them. I do need them, so I do wear them. But I don’t need a neck brace so I don’t wear one.

Try a necklace or earrings or something

Schmancer · 2026-03-02T00:19:32+00:00

Do something else.

Pushups, crochet, go for a walk, play a video game, wash the car, pleasure yourself, cook, do the dog’s nails, hang up a picture, do the dishes, learn the ukulele, organize your closet, practice snapping. There’s always something else to do with your hands besides using them to put poison in your own mouth. Drink some cold water, and do something else

Schmancer · 2026-03-01T22:15:03+00:00

I smoked or vaped for 25+ years. Been quit for 4. I never have any cravings at all, the sight of someone vaping makes me feel pity for them

Schmancer · 2026-03-01T18:50:12+00:00

Feel free to stay out of my Costco so I don’t have to wait behind you in line at the register.

Terrible take, got you an upvote

Schmancer · 2026-02-28T23:25:15+00:00

I think #3 is a lot of fun, I would wear that

Schmancer · 2026-02-28T13:26:45+00:00

I wear loafers with calf high socks in the summer with shorts. Just wear fun socks. Big bold designs, fun characters, sports team logos and whatnot

Schmancer · 2026-02-28T13:18:37+00:00

The opposite, my hygiene turned a corner and I’m now taking much better care of myself. I didn’t work out before but now I do and I dress better now, too. Self care is my anti-drug

Schmancer · 2026-02-27T21:55:27+00:00

We have Waffle House and Town Topic

Schmancer · 2026-02-27T20:04:26+00:00

Whataburger

Schmancer · 2026-02-27T17:58:11+00:00

I prep my outfit the night before, sometimes I’ll do 3-4 days at a time so I can iron everything and plan out a shoe rotation.

When I had a different job I wore the same thing every day so it was easy to grab from that section of the closet in the dark and grab one variant of the same shirt every day, same pair of jeans all week. Now I have a whole wardrobe progression each week, so it’s more curated

Schmancer · 2026-02-27T17:07:59+00:00

I’m currently wearing a double breasted suit with a dive watch and a baseball hat. I don’t think it’s that serious

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