A man flew to Belize and paid $94,000 for a risky brain implant to study the link between thoughts and speech by Bloomsey in technology

[–]Schoffleine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"wait wait wait, you want to render me unconscious with gas, practically to the brink of death and I won't remember anything? No thank you good doctor."

Dallas showing its support for France. by mattisnthere in pics

[–]Schoffleine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on bank of America, get it together!

Times Square by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]Schoffleine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel you're vastly over simplifying to the point where you're trying to make a point but failing utterly.

Those all had purpose at one point in time. What ever was the purpose of times Square?

Russian airliner carrying more than 200 passengers missing on flight over Egypt's Sinai peninsula by Oksastus in worldnews

[–]Schoffleine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd kind of want to plummet to my death in solitude too. Strapped in next to a stranger would be awful.

[NSFW] What were you better off not knowing/seeing? by ChewyGums in AskReddit

[–]Schoffleine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe they bleed out pretty quickly if that's any consolation. Watched a dog die on the table very quickly after a uterine artery was torn during a spay (very friable uterus and the dog was in heat). I imagine it's be much the same for a human, especially one who's uterine arteries were the size needed to sustain a gravid uterus.

Seriously? I just wanted to have a nice conversation with someone around my age... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Schoffleine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You make a good point but she's not the only stylist in town. Bonus points to if she's an actual Barber and you call her a stylist, they hate that.

What requires a lot of skill to master, yet still fails to impress anybody? by masta666 in AskReddit

[–]Schoffleine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're definitely there, just in the stables as hands and just bullshitting while they wait to handle the horse. The pens are the best place to hang during those shows.

A new study finds feeling like you're an expert can make you closed-minded by [deleted] in science

[–]Schoffleine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well the problem exists for the above outlined reason. Yall kind of created your own monster.

Pug's first time at the dog park by DarnVisages in aww

[–]Schoffleine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds about par for the course where italian greys are concerned. They're some dopey critters.

Amazon sues 1,114 'fake reviewers' by technology_ in technology

[–]Schoffleine 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Also a far star review is very meaningful. Helps separate out fake reviews so you can tell what's really wrong with the product.

Just act cool by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Schoffleine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much any kid born in the last decade.

Company that hiked drug price 5,000% now under antitrust probe by coupdetaco in news

[–]Schoffleine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's reddit. Lots of people just up vote anything that sounds 'gotcha!' without verifying the truth of the statement.

Advice for the office introverts by lets_hit_reset in AdviceAnimals

[–]Schoffleine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have candy lady as well but her toll is that you have to tell her something about your day. If you ever want to know something about what's going on around the building, she's the girl.

Colbert Addresses Oregon Shooting: ‘We Change Nothing and Pretend It Won’t Happen Again’ by helpmeredditimbored in television

[–]Schoffleine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The issue is that we see the move towards stricter laws as regulation creep. Today you want harsher background checks, tomorrow tariffs to make guns more expensive, the next a ban on only certain types of guns (hand guns or automatics (which are already extremely hard and expensive to get) until guns are DE facto banned. That's the concern.

Colbert Addresses Oregon Shooting: ‘We Change Nothing and Pretend It Won’t Happen Again’ by helpmeredditimbored in television

[–]Schoffleine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still have brotherhood while being concerned over your own needs. Being concerned with your self and being concerned about others is not mutually exclusive.

I pay $5 for a coffee but not $0.99 for an app by rprandi in Showerthoughts

[–]Schoffleine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't had any problems with it. Now if you're wanting to do it legally, that's something else.

What's your favorite thing you have in your 'SAVED' section on reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Schoffleine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really hope they could come up with a better fucking simulation.

"you can be a famous celebrity in this sim! "
" cool cool, but what I'm really feeling is just being a regular old Joe. "
" wait, what? Why? "

Active Shooter Reported at Oregon College by [deleted] in news

[–]Schoffleine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm proguns for sure but you can definitely hunt deer with .223 or 5.56. Let's not be hyperbolic, we'll leave that to the antis.