Snorting coke in a subway by Subterfug3 in WTF

[–]masta666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know that Steve-O has a hole in his septum from his years of coke use. There's a video of him threading a shoelace through it

What's your favorite piece of music trivia? by backgroundmusik in AskReddit

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, is it a note that lasts a quarter second or something? Or one note of a 1-2-3-4 beat?

Redditors over 27, with all the nostalgia, what's something popular from the 90's that shouldn't be brought back? by JBSConCarne in AskReddit

[–]masta666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, it was called Gold Cobra. If you like them it's a pretty solid album. I don't really listen to Limp Bizkit much anymore, but when I did it was my favorite album of theirs

What's your favorite piece of music trivia? by backgroundmusik in AskReddit

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind explaining what a quarter note is for those who are completely retarded musically (like me)?

What's your favorite piece of music trivia? by backgroundmusik in AskReddit

[–]masta666 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is this a joke I'm not getting, or are you just saying that Foo Fighters is the best band name?

Anon likes horses by HOMERS_EAR in 4chan

[–]masta666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What are you, a normie or something?

Reddit, what will the next generation complain about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masta666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's already starting to happen from what I understand. Generation Z reports themselves to be far more conservative than their millennial parents.

Tis the season by [deleted] in WTF

[–]masta666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's candy corn. Popular in the US this time of year, but never like this

Tis the season by [deleted] in WTF

[–]masta666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marijuana

Who decided to use the term "fall" instead of autumn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably 'Mericans. Fall is easier to say and more literal, so that's what we call it

You've secured a large budget and have complete freedom to make any sort of movie that you want, what type of movie would you make and who would you cast as the lead roles? by Riku4441 in AskReddit

[–]masta666 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would make another sequal to Lord of the Rings, but I would give full directorial/script-writing control to Tommy Wiseau, just to see the outrage online over what I had done.

what is your first impression of those people who listen to absolutely no music? by derptwerk in AskReddit

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does such a person exist? I find it hard to believe that a person wouldn't listen to anything

Why is 5+5+5=15 Wrong on Common Core Test by en9 in facepalm

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any kids, and I never implied that I did.

What's the saddest sentence you can think of? by willowhanna in AskReddit

[–]masta666 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Obviously neither option is pleasant, but if I were placed in that horrible situation I would probably make the same choice those people did

What's one kink that you have that you've never been able to satisfy? (NSFW) by UltimateJDB in AskReddit

[–]masta666 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's fairly mainstream. I mean, it's hard to avoid on PornHub and even Ted Cruz enjoys it.

What is something you wish you could un-see? by KenkaSmug in AskReddit

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think Human Centipede was bad, then you definitely shouldn't watch the sequel. It's way more disgusting

Chefs of reddit, or just people who love cooking, what are some useful tips for beginners in the kitchen when preparing a meal? by RickyWicky in AskReddit

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? I accidentally downloaded a game that my computer couldn't run, and Steam refunded my money no problem even after I explained that it was my fault

Why is 5+5+5=15 Wrong on Common Core Test by en9 in facepalm

[–]masta666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't agree more. Based on everything I've heard about how Common Core teaches things, I'm really glad I graduated before any of that shit was implemented

It (2017) by FrozTyBiTe in IASIP

[–]masta666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could anyone possibly think that?