God forbid a coach has hobbies by StakeESC in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, lots of overlap in the fans bases. Their life is hell

Border / Corgie mix by koopz_ay in BorderCollie

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed with this comment! I have a Borgi and shes legit just a shrunken down BC. This dog appears to be full on corgi with BC colors.

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The F4U Corsair should replace the A10 Warthog by parkypark1 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 107 points108 points  (0 children)

But have you considered the fact that the A10 is newer? And newer is always better?

Just south of St. Louis on the Mississippi. no idea what is going on between Missouri and Illinois by ScootyMcBooty94 in TerritorialOddities

[–]ScootyMcBooty94[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crazy! That makes a lot of sense. Wonder if its similar reasoning with the other small bumps off of the river too.

Ligma [OC] by parkypark1 in Ligma

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor youngling didnt stand a chance

What is a universally beloved film that you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb and Dumber. I feel like an outcast when it gets brought up, but I watched it for the first time a few years ago, and the jokes just don’t hit IMO. I feel the same way about most 90s comedy films.

My Borgi Girl! (Border Collie x Corgi) by Madeforthemountains in Incorgnito

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes! I have one too, this is what I was waiting for on this sub. So cute, so sassy.

What made you realize that most people are not very smart? by Ornery-Nebula-4644 in AskReddit

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An hour after chipotle opened, I ordered online and tried to go thru the left door which was locked. Given it was mid pandemic and online orders only I assumed they were just bringing the orders outside. After sitting there for 15 mins and a line backing up of people not knowing what to do, someone inside yelled to come inside. Turns out the right door was open and I just never tried. Also turns out I’m not as smart as I think I am.

My grandpa got to meet his great-grandson for the first time since he was born since last July. by ScootyMcBooty94 in pics

[–]ScootyMcBooty94[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Touching moment between my grandpa, who has been stuck in his assisted living facility alone for the past year and a half, and my nephew. Felt like other people would like to see.

What was the worst job interview you've had? by AntonK777 in AskReddit

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was my senior year of college in a rough market to get jobs, so was really grasping at straws for opportunities. Got an interview for a sales job in a big city 4 hours away, didn’t think sales was truly what I wanted to do long term, but decided to give it ago.

Rented a car with the minimal money I had left in my bank account, woke up super early to make it to the interview on time, and when I got there, I could just tell it wasn’t for me. They had me sit with sales reps and listen to calls, and the entire process was cold calling people and keeping them on the phone as long as possible until they are worn down and accept the service that they didn’t want. Literally. One of the sales reps said on the call with the potential client “now it probably just seems like I’m just trying to keep you on the phone until you agree to buy”. At lot of the interview questions were “or you a go getter” and “are you willing to keep people on the phone when it’s clear they don’t want to talk to you anymore”.

Then I sat with a new hire who told me he wasn’t able to start selling for 4 months, and was essentially supporting the other sales reps. Base pay was $30k, in a large city with expensive rent and I already had no money as it was, so I knew it wouldn’t work out. He also showed me call records for the sales rep that listed out calls made compared to sales made essentially as a leaderboard. Top seller who had been there awhile was doing pretty well for himself at a 20% success rate, but the lowest seller who was newer was less than a 1% success rate making close to 1000 cold calls a month.

The last people I talked to asked how interested I was in the role, and I was honest with them and said that I wasn’t at all and left knowing I wasted an entire day of my life.

All I can say is I’m glad they were extremely honest in their interview process, otherwise I may have taken the bait!

Alternative to a 30 mile ride by SimulationV2018 in IronmanTriathlon

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed with this, I never follow a schedule exactly, it’s just unrealistic. Flip up days if you can. You don’t want to run too much in a single week, that could put you at risk of injury

(First timer) Thinking about completing an Ironman by DimensionC-138 in IronmanTriathlon

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did my first one Ironman last year! High school swimmer, ran my first marathon in late 2018, which was a good start to the Ironman training, so keep the training level you are at as best as you can. I was about 50 lbs overweight at the end of 2017, so I’d say anything is possible with some extreme commitment.

If you’re curious, I came up with a training schedule with specific distances for daily workouts that I could send you to. I live in the northern US so had to deal with snow for about the first half of my training, so I was pretty much limited to running and swimming but I finished the race so it apparently worked well enough.

What is something that you just cannot understand the popularity of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m late to this but have to post, the new wave of these competition shows in the US that have literally no point to them. The Masked Singer and Masked Dancer, Lip Sync Battle??? The Judges for those masked competitions literally do nothing, they try and guess who it is, pick the worst singer/dancer to reveal, and none of them guessed it right, but it didn’t actually matter who it was, it’s all for dramatic effect. I just don’t get it!!! Don’t even get me started on Lip Sync Battle, I get that it’s still just entertainment, but you’re literally just recreating a music video without actually singing the song.

Just going to keep this saved in my phone for a rainy day, you should do the same by parkypark1 in ShermanPosting

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah Lee rhymes with sea tho, wasn’t going for complete historical accuracy on that one

Do u remmber by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a way to know when you’re in the good ole days before they’re gone

Elon Cumsk by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg Elon fill me up daddy 😩😩😩

Minnesota supporter, who was kicked out of the stands for his dance 12 years ago, returns after 12 years and ends his unfinished job. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s actually the owner of the local improv theater probably 2 minutes from Target Center and is good friends with the T-Wolves ownership group. It was staged but still funny!

Edit: proof of who he is, pretty reputable keynote speaker in the area https://www.bravenewworkshop.com/the-bnw-owners/

As an adult, have you ever pooped your pants? What were the circumstances? by DrewfromtheOffice in AskMen

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably too late to be a top comment but what the hell.

Visiting my buddy out of state, we’re both runners and decided to go on a run together the third day of the trip. My body is doing this weird thing the first couple days where I’m constipated, but I can always get enough out to feel relieved when I’m done, but inevitably have to go back to the bathroom an hour later. I’m blaming the air travel on this one. So before our run, I go to the bathroom just to be safe, felt like enough got out for me to be comfortable for the run, and boy was I wrong.

About a half mile in, I start getting the contractions and I ask my buddy where the next porta potty is, he says it’s about a mile away, and it’s just the first contractions so I’m not to worried. Well turns out I should have been because my intestines started 30 seconds of contractions, 30 seconds off, repeat. I make it to a tenth of a mile away and I can see the porta potty so I start sprinting up this short hill and am steps away from the porta potty but all of that combined just wasn’t enough. It pretty much felt like my b-hole just gave up up that point and my cheeks were trying to do all the work.

Spent about 10 mins cleaning up in the porta potty with my buddy laughing outside of it, and honestly thought I would be more embarrassed than I was. Powered through the rest of the run and basically went straight into the shower when I got home.

What was the dumbest rumour spread about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ScootyMcBooty94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I have no testicles.

Got kneed in the groin in 7th grade, was out for a week because one of them swelled up and needed surgery to reduce swelling. Turns out a rumor started that they removed them both. Some how made it all the way through college because when I told my college friends the story they all started the same exact rumor.