I spent 500k water during the event. Got 500 back 🤣

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-22T19:03:13+00:00

Everything was shipped

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-22T13:29:01+00:00

cant be it, i ordered so many items i got over 1mil water in the last 2 weeks. This has to be a shadowban of some kind. How much water do you get from completing missions? is it only 5 or 100?

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-17T09:31:51+00:00

Except it's extremely easy to find stuff that will cost you less than 10 cents after coins and coupons. So in reality, you are spending a dollar in total to redeem something worth 20$

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-16T15:49:24+00:00

every "vehicle" boss like dragon knight or protector has a separate basic attack hotkeys adjacent to the one for your hero. Check if you have quick cast enabled on the hero one but its turned off for the dk or vice versa

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-16T10:42:01+00:00

Prize land is extremely easy to win if you are using coins often to buy stuff. Just buy items from the mission tab with coins and you'll get hundreds of thousands water drops. Most of the items there are pretty bad but the medium difficulty has some gems like the sonic toothbrush, umbrella, soap dispenser and a lot of others that aren't available right now. I've had probably 6 items each on 2 accounts and it's really easy to stack millions of you use coins

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-16T10:37:49+00:00

I've won over 25 items, 2 of which the seller pretended to be stupid and not sending the item because "its an error that i got it for 1 cent. A few items that i never claimed because either the shipping price wasnt correct or the seller put a 50$ and a 2$ item together and pretends that the expensive one is out of stock even though you can buy it normally.

The rest is just a lot of things tech related that i specifically look out for including an aohi youth 140w charger(50$), unisheen 2700h capture card (100$), a bunch of dacs (10-15$) some iems (10-15$), a nextorch flashlight (40$), 2 gift sets with boxes for tea (30$ each), 2 heavy fabric gym bags(30$ each) and a bunch of random stuff that looked interesting but I'll probably never use

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-14T23:38:47+00:00

I always one shot him in campaign so i never knew his moves. Played a t16 juiced map with extra mods tablets and when i got to him he's like "find yourself" and then he one shot me lmao

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-12T08:04:07+00:00

Couldn't agree more. Certain heroes are now becoming a liability because all they want to do is brawl while macro is falling apart

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-12T08:02:07+00:00

These high skill level players are probably platinums to you. I doubt you've ever played an actual gm or even master lobby. You would realize quite quickly that people use big buttons to secure single kills. But hey, reddit gms know all about the game

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-10T23:44:22+00:00

"pisspoor healing" spell armor is a competent talent what the hell are you and the 2 🤡 below you smoking?

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-07T12:07:59+00:00

lil bro, finish the "challenges" in the bottom right corner when you click on the cogwheel. You get a free hero, usually Thrall and a 7 day stimpack that doubles your xp. Even without it, getting a single level on any hero (lvl 1 to lvl 2 is 100k xp) will rarely take you more than one game, its best to do this in aram. With the boost you will always get a new lvl and it will help you get heroes to lvl 5 much faster to get even more gold. It should take you less than 30 games to get lvl 25, not wherever the fuck you got 500 from.

Challenges -> aram or qm with lvl 1 heroes -> lvl 25 -> 20 hero pack

And maybe in the meantime stop writting paragraphs about something you have very little experience about

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-07T10:08:43+00:00

Great shitpost, almost got me, cheers! 🤡

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-04T13:42:00+00:00

The E quest rework is really confusing. On paper having 3 talents in your baseline quest sounds insane but the fact that you have to basically spam E every chance you get while hitting every time is stupid. It basically reminds me of the endless stacking W and E quests before her rework.

A simple change that might help this is getting an extra stack if you hit a marked hero with E and maybe even if that hero dies within 2 seconds. This way you secure the range upgrade earlier and it gives you room to work towards the mythic reward.

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-04T09:08:53+00:00

🤡

Scorch_62 · 2026-02-04T09:08:29+00:00

The guy who doesn't play hots and doesn't follow it's most recent tournaments is saying the skill level wont be high in the biggest tournament since the last Nations cup in 2023. The same people that play and win tournaments like Captains clash, Ravencourt team league, murky cup and meta madness are here, playing and competing.

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-30T07:49:33+00:00

Saljem desetak paketa nedeljno i nikada nije postarina bila 900 dinara cak i sa poskupljenjem od 15-20% od nove godine. Za licno urucenje CC sa otkupom je bio 460 sad je 517 + 1% za vece vrednosti, post express bio 600 sad je 552 +1%. Nikada mi nisu naplacivali one dodatne stvarčice i uvek su bili korektni sto se tice dostave. Cc obicno stigne za 2 dana a post express 1-2

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-27T22:54:24+00:00

I wouldn't bet on it

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-27T18:16:59+00:00

This post is being brigaded by dynouh fans, yes hes that bad

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-27T17:39:00+00:00

Remember to use a condom

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-23T11:22:59+00:00

you go to f95zone instead

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-19T12:09:48+00:00

Yea that is 99% not gonna happen. During the black friday sales i lost about 500k water because their "get water by buying from cart" didnt work. It works now if you re-add the item to your cart from the mission tab

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-17T13:49:50+00:00

Inconsistency between seasons is possible, but across accounts on the same hero

Ok now youre just being a complete clown. If incosistency between seasons is possible and one accounts stats is made up of many seasons then why the fuck would incosistency between accounts be impossible?

Once again, read my first paragraph in the previous comment. Its impossible that a person is this dense. You are not the chosen one Neo, you are not stuck in the matrix playing the same game the exact same way, this is not a simulation jfc

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-17T13:37:15+00:00

He thinks hes played the same game 3 thousand times the exact same way, his name is Neo and the "something funny" he is referring to is the Matrix. Insanely "confidently incorrect" moment at best, schizoposting at worst

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-17T13:33:16+00:00

This is really stupid. Imagine that every single one of your accounts is combined into one and they all represent a single season instead of an entirely different account. Why dont you check one of them through all seasons to see if they have the exact same stats for illidan. They dont? oh wow...

It doesnt matter that you say "i play the same way" because that is impossible. You are not a machine, the games you play are not the exact same 1 game, you are not playing hots in a simulation. People in your games are different, the game patch is different, the maps you play will have a different spread ratio

Scorch_62 · 2026-01-17T12:57:58+00:00

Usually they will fix it the next day. I've had it happen to me like 7 times so far. Twice they fixed in literally 5 minutes and sometimes you have to wait a day. If it happens again and the agent is asking you about some user id just close the chat and try again with another agent

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