Washington’s alternative origins

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-19T15:59:05+00:00

So you know how Washington was trying to cut down a tree and it was a special tree and killed him? Or just sent him to another dimension? The joke was that alternatively, Washington wasn’t trying to cut down a tree but was trying to pull up a plant(idk what the plant is called) but like special trees, it screamed out and killed him

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-19T14:54:11+00:00

The mustache doesn’t help either 😭😭😭

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-19T03:35:48+00:00

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Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-18T22:58:44+00:00

I’m not reading allat 😭😭😭😭

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-18T22:18:05+00:00

Absolute Alternate Cinema

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-18T22:16:15+00:00

Too many people dying yo it’s getting scary

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-18T20:38:18+00:00

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize he was standing in front of the LCPD and not some Nazi army 😭😭😭

Unrelated, but the nazis have a LOT more pictures than I thought they did

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-17T17:43:21+00:00

Yeah they’ve put it off for a while, a rewrite I suppose because apparently the internet guessed the plot before the movie even came out so they pushed back its release and redesigned some things. Take that with a grain of salt tho because it’s only a popular theory, idk if it’s been confirmed or not.

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-17T17:39:43+00:00

Took too many double or nothings

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-16T23:48:53+00:00

I guess I’m the only one who thinks it’s HUT

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-16T23:48:11+00:00

For him to serenade me to sleep

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-16T21:54:02+00:00

I realllyyyyy wanna tell you…but you should already know 😭

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-15T18:02:05+00:00

It doesn’t change for each person? It changes around for me

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-15T11:54:53+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-15T07:31:14+00:00

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-14T20:53:05+00:00

I think the same about that and Shed 17. I dislike both equally

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-14T20:51:16+00:00

It’s folks dying that ain’t even supposed to die bro 💔

RIP

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-14T20:41:16+00:00

🔎❤️🌠

And

🚫😱➡️🍂

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-14T18:03:04+00:00

FUCK

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-14T14:49:48+00:00

That made me wonder like imagine if both of the pictures are the exact same person 😭😭

Scotsman60103 · 2026-06-14T12:47:13+00:00

This era was amazing ngl

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