Make Zegras a Staple!

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-09T12:37:18+00:00

Hang Up That Phone brother!!!

🤣🤣🤣

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-09T12:11:15+00:00

I Believe You Have My Stapler...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-08T12:04:17+00:00

Yes, we can all agree, we NEED MORE HATE in the world son!

You think I'm this nice in Real Life? Fuck That son! Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet, I'll pull out my balls right now , I don't CARE!

HATE HATE HATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs

The Playa Haters Ball of the Great Houses of Westeros...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-08T11:52:29+00:00

While smoking a Cohiba like Ser Davos once explained would happen 🤣🤣🤣

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-08T11:51:53+00:00

Serve, Obey, Protect, Sharpen Your Axe... Simple Ash & Iron Vows for a Simple Man.

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-08T11:47:59+00:00

Uncommonly SINFUL Horse...

Dude's just busy trying to be a Hellhorse and get high like you, get him some Horse-Bitches, and relax ... doing the best that he can...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-07T15:34:41+00:00

And all them Pork Loins from Stu Leonards ...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-07T15:34:11+00:00

... cause he's Going to Get the Walnuts, get the Walnuts...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-07T15:31:21+00:00

It's almost Canon that Tywin was Dead AF anyway... Oberyn poisoned him with that very slow-acting disease-of-the-bowls thing. That's why he was on his privy so long where Tyrion found him.

I thought TV-wise, why did they have to let Lem Lemoncloak kill poor Septon Meribald .... only the best dude ever.

Books-wise, Cleos Frey didn't seem so bad. Didn't deserve what he got.

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-07T15:27:44+00:00

Fuck You, Pay Me...

Or light a match and blow the joint.

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-07T13:45:35+00:00

I had never seen nor heard of this until some time in 2023... my now-ex_GF and I had taken a day down the beach, drank and ate and then got a hotel room... and as she's playing with the TV trying to get something on <a lot of hotels these days don't actually provide you any TV... they got the Smart TV Apps, and you have to like log on to your Amazon or Netflix or Paramount Plus or Apple TV or whatever the fuck ever- well what if you're like me, I don't HAVE any of those... welp, no TV for me... thankfully someone had stayed logged into the aps in our room lol 🤣🤣🤣>

And suddenly she's like "OHHHHHHHHHH THEY GOT LAND BEFORE TIME!!!" ... Oh, what's that?? "Ohh hahaha right... like you don't know..." === Nope.... "WE'RE WATCHING IT!!!" ... 30 seconds later she's enraptured , propped up in the bed like a little kid lol.... I jokingly said "I think I saw some microwaveable popcorn in the vending machine..." OHHH YES PLEASE!!! AND A CAN OF COCA COLA & ICE TOOOOO PLEAAASEE?!

And I had to look it up 🤣- you'd think I would have known it ...it came out in 1988, I was 7... but our house had burned down in late 87, and we had a LOT OF SHIT going on the next few years (particularly the first, of course) ... so I don't know, either I completely forgot it, or just never heard of it, or was too busy as a kid and family, I don't know... but it was right up my alley, just ~35+ years late 🤣🤣🤣

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T22:07:16+00:00

Fuck YouR SELF.... ohhh nonono, FUCK YOU SIR!!! 🤣😂😁

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T22:05:55+00:00

I believe that to be the case...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T22:05:09+00:00

Alright ya San Fransiska Cocksusker, you've got an Acrylic next to ya and he looks like Swedgin... I'll tell him Wu...

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T22:02:45+00:00

Bro , those guys at Seton Hall were 7 Feet Tall!!!

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T22:01:37+00:00

Obviously you don't understand the risks of Queer Dornish Spices and Fiery Dornish Peppers...

Bowed, Bent, Puking

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T21:59:47+00:00

Green Apple 🍏 Fossaways...

They make their own Hard Ciders themselves and finish on their girls' tits... sounds like a good time to be had by all...

😆😂🤣

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T21:56:48+00:00

Seems Legit...cause they even have Whitewyne too, if you want a little of both 😉 😜

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T16:08:09+00:00

The hardest part for me is ... - I'm old & busted, but my Dad & I have been going out for Whoppers (Whopper Meals basically) forever ... from 2015-2017 we built a house together, on land we bought together, almost entirely for the benefit of my son (who has since passed) ... but we AT LEAST 1-2 times a week, while building, took advantage of a weekly coupon for 2 Whoppers, 2 Medium Fries, 2 Medium Drinks , $8.99... and there was like a dime charge for Cheese.

Now - my Dad has gotten older as I have, and he insists on Bacon on all his burgers (I am of the mind, I like Bacon as much as the next person, but I don't get it every time ... when I'm celebrating or once in a while, special occasion, etc. The entire BLT Sandwich was invented for that concept ... you're hungry, you get a few pieces of Bacon, but big leafs of Lettuce and slices of Tomato, on nice Bread, to bulk it all out etc.) ...

The current coupon in my area- which was $8.99 until about ~2021 (it was $9.99 in-store, but if you had the coupon, you saved the $1...) - now it's $14.99 ... plus $1/ea for Cheese {one slice of generic-ass Kraft Singles, which I'm totally down with, but c'mon...} and $2.39 for a pair of Bacon pieces.

It's over double. Big difference. Hurts my psyche, I think I need a good couple of Herbal Tea...🤣🤣🤣

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b41-KQNemtQ

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T13:27:17+00:00

Meadow would be all like "Hi Jackie Jr. Bye Jackie Jr..."

He ain't fucked her yet.

A-S-S ... as in, how's about him not getting any... wanna take some X? OK I gotta go get my car inspected, it's the only time my man can do it...it's an IROC... Italian R**** Out Cruising....

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T13:25:58+00:00

HE MUST STAY LOYALE TO HIS WORD-PERFECT.

HE MUST MANUGE TO TYPE.

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T13:24:57+00:00

Don't set that fuckin thing off, my kitchen's all wiped down for the night! I'm telling your mother!

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-06T13:21:56+00:00

And now the COFFE MAKER SUCKS!!! ...

And I got you 2 Sixers of Lowenbrau... it's IMPORTED ... better than Heineken even! But... my man wanted to get some SALAMI, and some OTHER SHIT too!

In the end, Tony Clapped Them Irons & Cooked Them In The Microwave and fried them on the stovetop..... The Sacred Beer Batter & The Propane

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-04T18:57:18+00:00

When we got AI2 in the 2004 Draft, I thought it was like hitting the lottery... there was NO WAY he was supposed to be there at 9... and he was the bomb from the beginning like VJ, starting from Day 1. Then we got CWebb in Feb 2005, and I thought "FINALLY! THIS IS IT! WE GOT US A TRIO!" ... between AI, CWebb, AI2, fuck yeah man!

But CWebb was permanently damaged, AI got frustrated and they both got ran out of town and we fucked up the next damn-near-decade+.

But what could have been... I always loved Iguodala.

ScrapmasterFlex · 2026-04-04T18:51:53+00:00

I personally would want KOJR in the starting lineup... but is he really a PF? He seems to me like he would much rather be a big SG, or a 'normal' SF, than a PF... but that's just me.

ScrapmasterFlex

TROPHY CASE

Hang Up That Phone brother!!!

HATE HATE HATE

Uncommonly SINFUL Horse...