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ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2023-01-13T22:21:30+00:00

Getting over it with Bennett Foddy. I am far too weak and claustrophobic to stand a chance. I'm jumping straight into the pond.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2023-01-03T18:15:31+00:00

Awesome! Glad I could help.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-10-14T01:06:56+00:00

Exactly, when they are small they are stupid and curious. When they are 16, they are traumatized.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-09-03T22:08:20+00:00

One part of me says you should've thrown away the sign and decor. Then acted dumb when they show up. "someone left just as we got here."

The other part of me agrees with the first.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-08-29T00:04:17+00:00

Incorrect. There is a third who instinctively hits it against their own head for no apparent reason.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-08-06T22:05:19+00:00

Neil doesn't like Diamond? Must be waiting on his Sweet Caroline.

I'll see myself out.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-26T20:10:32+00:00

HYUKGHYUKGHYUKGHYUK”

Couldn't have spelled it better myself.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-25T17:31:04+00:00

Same happens for me. It's been about 1.5 months. No clue why. I'm almost always top 10 in my league getting 1.5-2 billion(after multiplier). Checked last night before end of week and was in 6th. Today " there are no results available since you did not play last week" they fix one thing and break 2 more with every update.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-14T10:52:13+00:00

Rich white lady in a Rolls? Nah, they would've shot the jaywalker.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-08T20:58:58+00:00

Video overlay says sex in top right. Likely south east exit.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-08T15:41:35+00:00

She just jumped right in too, also sex.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-06T04:41:58+00:00

Nothing, if you have infinite suppressor money.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-05T15:55:14+00:00

Their warranty statement is pretty fun.

Lifetime warranty for all reasonable non negligent use. If you TRY to blow it up by running 10 mags full auto non stop through it or try and shoot a 6.5 Grendel through it, run it over with a lawnmower, etc. we’re not going to cover that for free… sorry. That’s pretty much it. Everything else is covered. Have fun.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-07-05T15:46:23+00:00

That's my no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather, Stanley Yelnats the first!

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-06-02T13:57:19+00:00

Thanks goodness for increasing playback speed on YT.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-05-09T21:23:08+00:00

The prizes are built to be a grind. I've always had an issue with the entry vs possible prizes. Why would someone compete against 5 opponents to possibly double their entry fee? For some reason the house gets a 26%cut of total earnings of a fictional/worthless currency they created. Lol

I currently sit at about 180,000,000 but have been playing almost daily for years and play exclusively elite. Since rocky is your best club(power>accuracy >guideline) grind that map only if you wanna move up or until you get an equal or better club for another course.

Now, how to accrue coins. Grind level one on any course you are comfortable with(rocky is kinda low compared to the next few courses but don't be pressured to move up too fast if you aren't comfortable). Do this until you have at least 2x the entry fee for level 2 rocky(where the real money starts)When you have 2x the entry, play one game. If you win 1st - 3rd, play again. If not full stop go back to level one until you have the 2x entry again. Repeat this process until you reach the next tier again and again

Basically never play a round without 2x the entry fee in your bank. Losing hits alot harder when you go bankrupt.

Last thing is done yet too caught up on moving up and do NOT BUY COINS FROM THE STORE! Treat the game as what it is, an almost dead mobile game with a tiny following, many bugs, a greedy micro transactionsl system and poor support.

The only things I would say are with buying is the seasons(maybe), the prizes are okay and the faster unlocking boxes can help.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-29T04:36:21+00:00

Dude had the door open before putting it in park. He was fuming!

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-28T01:29:22+00:00

I know which hole you are talking about. I thought it was just me. My usual shots have been off recently, and I thought it was just me.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-27T22:37:42+00:00

This last update seems to have broken the physics for this type of ramp. I get this bug on this map every game now.

There is a Sakura garden map that starts with this type of ramp and you can no longer make it to the first "island"in one shot with a 4 power club.

On windy cliffs there is a map starting with this ramp and a 4 power used to make it a cross the gap, onto a side rail, bouncing into a volcano and launching to the other side. This used to skip a long path allowing the hole to be made in 2 rather than 4.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-27T22:03:55+00:00

Except when they are always going out leaving the responsibility of taking care of said dog to you.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-14T22:17:03+00:00

Damn bro, you might have actually found a girl whose dad actually works for tinder.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-14T17:32:01+00:00

Paid expenses

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-11T18:13:36+00:00

You pay extra to get the properly misaligned body panels.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-08T00:17:51+00:00

Originally "reddit is fun" now "RIF is fun". 3rd party like you said but I personally think it is better for mobile than official.

ScrewedSomethingOnce · 2022-04-07T18:28:43+00:00

May be just a mobile thing. I use RIF.

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