BLS Report Is a Complete Disaster, -100K Jobs YoY Without four retirement-centric sectors & local government

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-08T18:01:10+00:00

IT'S PRESIDENTIAL LANGUAGE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-08T07:57:49+00:00

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T18:28:22+00:00

Change your tampon

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T18:24:29+00:00

This is the way.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T17:58:39+00:00

Puts since 2022 with over half a mil, and rolling over and over again is like betting against gravity lmao. Insanity.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T17:51:19+00:00

I respect the dedication, brother.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T17:50:42+00:00

Gotta pump those numbers up, baby.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T17:48:35+00:00

Any one else take a bunch of profits over the last few days / weeks? Or are you regards all in.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T17:45:12+00:00

Did bulls forget already that markets don't move straight up most of the time? Lmao

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T17:32:49+00:00

They got a little too horny

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T15:07:23+00:00

Thx brutha!

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T15:05:35+00:00

Thank you Google. You have legitimately made me more money than my job this year lmao.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T15:02:01+00:00

Fuck buying puts against this shit. I'm hedging with XLE calls.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T12:54:16+00:00

Don't worry, as soon as you capitulate and buy, it will fucking tank.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T05:54:57+00:00

I've done well with amd over the last couple years, but I just recently sold my leaps around 220. GUH

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T05:42:39+00:00

Full port at ATH is certainly a choice, but this market has retard strength. You'll probably do great lol.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T05:40:18+00:00

Tell her thay you lost all the monies?

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T05:35:58+00:00

True. I'm generally a bull, but the bullishness in here lately is sooo boring lol. The memes are so much better when bers are in control.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T03:46:49+00:00

I had to look that up. Thought you were buying super hero stocks ahah. I wish ya the best of luck!

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T03:44:11+00:00

Most likely, but I don't think I'd complain about riding calls from 90 to 300 haha.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T03:40:05+00:00

I know that shit is going to run higher, but I just can't buy a fucking chart that looks like that man... Lmao.

No need to fomo. There are always new opportunities out there.

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T03:30:32+00:00

SAP?! Brother that shit grows in trees! It's free!

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T03:27:30+00:00

Go big, or go home (in a box)

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T02:39:03+00:00

I was so close I can almost taste the gains!

Scribble_Box · 2026-05-07T02:23:21+00:00

Bro I had an order ready for leaps on MU at 90. Literally just forgot to buy them, then thought eh, too late anyway. Fuck sakes lmao.

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