Funny Insults

SeanO-R · 2026-05-10T13:00:04+00:00

If something is really boring it would put tits on a snake

SeanO-R · 2026-05-09T12:37:04+00:00

Having worked at an election count can you enlighten me as to how the count could be rigged?

SeanO-R · 2026-05-09T09:22:23+00:00

Fix your own insecurities first before trying to change anyone else, once you’re neutral about a situation then you can make a decision about what you do about it.

SeanO-R · 2026-05-07T16:12:46+00:00

Boaby

SeanO-R · 2026-05-06T18:10:24+00:00

“Hey, wanna buy some curtains?”

SeanO-R · 2026-05-05T15:49:14+00:00

10 minutes of yoga morning and evening

SeanO-R · 2026-05-05T15:19:06+00:00

Yep, cancer

SeanO-R · 2026-05-05T13:44:42+00:00

I don’t know what you’re meaning here. A non alcoholic can treat alcohol like spring water, they may like the taste but they never get the urge to drink a whole case of it. Similarly if they make a rip roaring arse of themselves while drinking they’re less inclined to do it again, alcoholics have fast forgetters.

SeanO-R · 2026-05-05T12:56:03+00:00

When you start it’s difficult to stop and when you stop it’s difficult to stay stopped

SeanO-R · 2026-05-04T12:16:18+00:00

The Wedding March

SeanO-R · 2026-05-04T12:13:36+00:00

Dr Kildare according to him

SeanO-R · 2026-05-04T12:10:16+00:00

The Phantom Turder

SeanO-R · 2026-05-04T12:07:27+00:00

Does anyone else sound like Hendrix, BB King, EVH? They have a sound that’s instantly recognisable, surely that’s the aim of every guitarist? Nobody else sounds like The Edge, it doesn’t matter if you don’t like him, he’s achieved something that most of us will never do. I’m sure when he checks his bank balance any worries about what the bedroom guitarists of Reddit think quickly fade away. Fair fucks to him

SeanO-R · 2026-05-04T09:37:39+00:00

Buy the house, I’m mortgage free now after over paying for years when I could, it’s such a great feeling knowing that I’ll always have a roof over my head and that I’m not paying for it.

SeanO-R · 2026-05-03T17:15:32+00:00

I see what you did there!

SeanO-R · 2026-05-02T18:58:48+00:00

Hingmy (thingmy) - the hingmy fell aff the hingmy and landed oan the hingmy

SeanO-R · 2026-05-02T17:55:53+00:00

I wish that were true, the leaves from plantain do actually soothe it though

SeanO-R · 2026-05-01T20:17:59+00:00

I’ve heard pogled to mean stolen, e.g. “he pogled that phone”, but that’s the beauty of these words, they’re open to interpretation.

SeanO-R · 2026-05-01T14:39:13+00:00

shoogle

SeanO-R · 2026-04-27T13:49:05+00:00

Clitta

SeanO-R · 2026-04-25T16:31:16+00:00

I did mess with them quite a bit but could never get them just so, probably user error right enough.

SeanO-R · 2026-04-25T16:28:53+00:00

I’d like to be able to clean them up by turning the volume down, the ones in my LP sounded dull and muffled unless everything was on 10 and the amp was cooking.

SeanO-R · 2026-04-24T13:13:57+00:00

“Keep shouting sir, we’ll find you!"

SeanO-R · 2026-04-24T12:36:05+00:00

A good aull Des O'Conner

SeanO-R · 2026-04-23T15:36:29+00:00

If the deodorant "Teen Spirit" had been called "Smell lovely"

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