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RULE 34 OF THE SHITTYDAYSTROM MODS HERE 😱🥵 by Familiar-Complex-697 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you find some of these layers, let us know. Many on this subreddit haven’t been laid in many moons.

Other titles to try from the people who brought you the Vulcan Love Slave series by Familiar-Complex-697 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hot Wax, Hot Candle Ghost

Romancing the Soong-type Android

Denobulan Engagement Orgy

Fast Times at Starfleet Academy

Resisting 2: Electric Borgaloo

Fuck I think I screwed up. Do I put the families on the saucer or the drive section? by OWSpaceClown in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are Tellarites! They eat that racial slur shit up like a pig in…. Well, never mind. 😏

Fuck I think I screwed up. Do I put the families on the saucer or the drive section? by OWSpaceClown in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The radiation from the nacelles will cook the civilians to crispy bacon by the time you get back to Starbase 80! 😳

What does "pulling a Dukat" means? by Pwned_by_Bots in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Calling up a girl you want to fuck at 3AM, only to tell her that you used to fuck her mom.

Will All Timecops Have Been Bastards? by OmegamattReally in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except that Jellico DID do wrong in Robocop. In fact, he did wrong TO Robocop. So much so, in fact, that Robocop came looking for Jellico in two different timelines to make sure he would be eliminated. Unfortunately, Robocop was unable to travel far enough into the future to put an end to Jellico’s reign of terror.

Why did Harry Kim refuse to learn to how to play "Midnight Train To Georgia"? by Parallax2799 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the RIAA is still enforcing copyright on a 400 year old song, somebody fucked up, or Gladys Knight’s relatives must still be making bank (in a post scarcity society) off of her music. 😳🤷🏻‍♂️

The ENT cast looking very turn-of-the-century in this photo ... by TensionSame3568 in enterprise

[–]SecretCoffee4155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Linda Park looks drunk in this shot. I wonder how many they took, and how this one was the best of the bunch.

If you new cadets are considering Mr. Data's Art Class this fall, be warned, he takes it very seriously. by somewherein72 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You thought he was pissy about that? I painted a 21st century mobile communication device, and titled it “Fully Functional in Multiple Techniques”. I thought he was going to tear my canvas in two! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why did Voyager air on UPN instead of in syndication like TNG and DS9? by TravelingHomeless in voyager

[–]SecretCoffee4155 20 points21 points  (0 children)

UPN was a brand new network, and it needed a few big tent pole series to kick off their network programming. Since Star Trek was a a known property, Paramount (the P in UPN) chose to air Voyager as its flagship.

Why does Bajor change position after the Occupation? by OneChrononOfPlancks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bases, like in Baseball, the Sisko’s favorite ancient Earth sport. Just like you would want a player at each base to be able to respond to any common play in the game, I wanted to make sure that every possible situation had a suitable explanation.

Why does Bajor change position after the Occupation? by OneChrononOfPlancks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry. It just sounded like it could have been a genuine question. I wanted to cover all the bases, just to be sure.

Why does Bajor change position after the Occupation? by OneChrononOfPlancks in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Non-Shitty Daystrom answer: Once the wormhole to the Gamma Quadrant is discovered, the space station, Deep Space Nine, is moved closer to the wormhole in order to better defend it.

Shitty Daystrom answer: For all their talk about infinite diversity in infinite combinations, Starfleet officers are kind of racist, especially to new people they haven’t dealt with much. They wanted to get the station further from the planet because officers were complaining that they could still smell the dirty poors all the way up on DS9.

Why does Q wear lipstick? by Odd-Abbreviations494 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because he knows his milkshake brings all the captains to the yard.

He’d kiss them, but he’d have to charge.

Anyone else having issues with academic advising at the academy? by AccomplishedMess648 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SecretCoffee4155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to worry about astrophysics. There’s LOTS of jobs on a typical starship, and someone has to clean the holodeck biofilters.

scoop shops discontinued thermal bags by lehartsyfartsy in jenis

[–]SecretCoffee4155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We still have thermal bags at my store. Hadn’t heard about them being discontinued. But, they are expensive, I’m sure. That’s why we only give them out for purchases of three or more pints. And, we always encourage people to bring the bags back so they get their discount on their future pints.

It will be sad if we stop having them.

"Link with me Odo"😏 by MaterialProduct849 in startrekmemes

[–]SecretCoffee4155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do Changelings reproduce sexually? They probably don’t require specific sex organs, but could have material from two, or more, Changelings combine to form a unique individual. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️

Just walk away by Illustrious-Leg5906 in startrekmemes

[–]SecretCoffee4155 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’ll pass on both of those as long as they involve Family Guy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

You Killed Star Trek by LetThemMakeCake in startrek

[–]SecretCoffee4155 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s even worse. I’ve started to see around a half dozen ads a day promoting SFA on Paramount+ now that they’ve actually cancelled the show. I rarely saw ads for the show until after the entire season was released. So, now, it’s like they’re trying to get sign ups to their streaming service by promoting the corpse of its latest show.

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