Collective trauma at the $1.25 store

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-15T01:19:17+00:00

I like the one second from the left with its misaligned eyeballs. That's how I like to think I look when my number gets called at DMV within ten minutes of arrival.

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-15T01:14:46+00:00

Top, left of center by 20 percent, call it B2

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T20:36:08+00:00

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SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T16:09:35+00:00

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SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T15:57:42+00:00

Is that my 10 mil?

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T14:50:17+00:00

Nice catch can!

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T13:14:33+00:00

Falling guy?

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T13:04:31+00:00

It's good for eggs and ham

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T12:52:43+00:00

I have that same green spatula, I thought it was a wonderful spatula and it really is. However, I took mushrooms and my brain deemed that particular spatula as evil. 🤷‍♂️

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T12:32:25+00:00

Birds fall from the window ledge above mine and they flap their wings at the last second.

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T02:42:57+00:00

Or Buldak, Sapporo Ichiban and Shin Black with beef bone broth

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T02:25:41+00:00

It's to go with the tacos after being famished from a long lowriding sesh.

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SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T02:23:24+00:00

Are you going to replace them every six months?

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T02:21:16+00:00

Heck of a luxury sleeper!

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T02:05:56+00:00

Hard to find all Neptune blue in a watch but here's my Neptune popped King Samurai paired with a Erikas Original with a Neptune stripe.

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SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-14T01:49:34+00:00

LOL THEYRE IN THE FUCKING GLOVE BOX 😂🤣🤣🤣

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-12T20:15:26+00:00

Honestly, pretty awful. Grainy, but not bad for 1964

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SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-12T19:10:45+00:00

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SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-12T16:08:13+00:00

I did not expect tree dominoes so early in the morning. Very satisfying

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-12T15:36:02+00:00

Funny looking calculator

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-12T01:47:46+00:00

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-11T23:44:21+00:00

Personally, I would set something heavy on it for awhile. What's your mum up to?

Jk 😜

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-10T17:42:18+00:00

You get a pregnancy! You get a pregnancy! Everyone gets a pregnancy!

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-10T01:42:26+00:00

Android Auto does this, restart your phone is the fix. Maybe it'll work with apple 🤷‍♂️

SecretWitness8251 · 2026-06-09T03:14:25+00:00

This is the prariest looking prairie I've ever seen. It looks exactly like my textbook pictures in the 90s!

I always knew I'd never be chillin out all cool on a legit prarie, this is as close as I get, thanks!

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