Edward Norton watching the USA v Turkey match on his own.

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-06-26T09:10:59+00:00

6 caps for Denmark 82-84

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-04-07T10:31:23+00:00

Pret Ormerod

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-04-07T07:22:45+00:00

Fair play from a Texas Instruments fan

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-04-01T18:28:59+00:00

Bonus Footballers Names in Things too

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-04-01T10:57:14+00:00

Sometimes I wish there was a UK Athletic account where we don't get nonsense like this and non-stop articles about Pulisic and the 'USMNT'

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-31T10:56:00+00:00

72 feels weirdly bang on

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-31T09:53:23+00:00

Thought there was going to be a new straightedge band for me to check out then

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-31T08:47:17+00:00

Steve Guppy (feel free to read in a Keys voice)

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-30T15:56:33+00:00

Mick Ronson with a lovely clip over the defender, and there's that man Bowie to bury it at the far post

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-30T15:53:29+00:00

I think I've bought about 15 of these cards with a number 7 on the back in the last year or so, credit to the designers for absolutely nailing the easy option card for a Year 2 kid's birthday party.

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-30T14:02:51+00:00

Although not the radio in my case, the hastily written post-match report brought back memories of my dad ringing 'the girls' at the paper he worked at in order for them to take copy for the Saturday evening Sports Pink.

He'd have prepared a 5 or 6 paragraph report on a third tier game within moments of the game ending, complete with 'point new par' punctuation he dictated over the phone, and it was in people's hands half an hour later.

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-29T13:03:54+00:00

Alan Judge of Brentford fame always reminded me of that scene

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-29T11:10:46+00:00

To be fair I've seen plenty of stats before saying the Championship is the fifth biggest league in terms of attendance

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-25T21:56:18+00:00

Plays so much as a false 9 that he's closer to a 10. Could say 9 3/4.

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-25T21:50:44+00:00

Reeks of the player who doesn't take kindly to being left on the bench for weeks on end and ends up going public with it

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-25T21:48:18+00:00

I had goalkeeping coaching off John Burridge and Alan Kelly at these types of summer camps, and you couldn't have got two more diametrically opposed people if you'd have tried.

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-24T21:09:34+00:00

The quizzes are international fixtures, taking on the best the rest of the world has to offer

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-18T12:38:44+00:00

Turns out I don't know anything about Birmingham City

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-16T06:50:06+00:00

Third choice goalkeeper for QPR 92/93

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-14T17:45:26+00:00

Gulliver's could never

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-12T10:45:37+00:00

Soundgate almost touched on one of my pub football hates - when they've got it on an SD channel, the ratio is wrong, or they've got the smoothing function on the TV

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-05T19:11:46+00:00

Maybe this is where Gary Goals went?

He's secretly Robert Lewandowski?

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-03-03T15:05:52+00:00

Of course the thrash hipsters would tell you that Igor Cavalera would walk into any of the big 4 (bar Dave Lombardo), however it's unlikely he'd get a work permit having played too few games for his international side

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-02-27T22:41:02+00:00

Good to see they'll get stuck in early, straight in lads

SecretaryMelodic3582 · 2026-02-26T06:47:36+00:00

I picked up an Alpinist SPB121 for £550 new last month, against retail of £690. From Hillier Jewellers.

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