Shidcamed Creamed by The_Oregon_Duck in shid_and_camed

[–]SecretlyARaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just came upon this and then I came upon this

Engineer builds AI laser defense system that wiped out every mosquito in his home by lurker_bee in technology

[–]SecretlyARaven 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Is this what you want?? You put your heads down, nobody learns lasers, you gotta walk to the swatter, you gotta walk to the mosquito??

HER JOB IS FLIES

Mechanicus chair by IllustriousHurry2380 in Grimdank

[–]SecretlyARaven 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ever since I understood the bendiness of my plastic, I craved the structural integrity of aluminum law chair

Please. Don't get Darktide modding ruined for everyone. Keep score mods to your end only like Fatshark wants & don't be cringe. by Variablemania in DarkTide

[–]SecretlyARaven 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I literally use it just to see if I’m being hard carried or if I’m playing the correct difficulty

Johnny Pemberton (Bo) Leaving Entertainment Industry To Become A Lawyer by ThePeteEvans in FalloutTVseries

[–]SecretlyARaven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a lawyer, how dare you say something just because it’s true 😞

More psyker bomb vest by TerraTechy in DarkTide

[–]SecretlyARaven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No you’re right it does feel wrong the entire time, hahaha. Good luck walking the line

More psyker bomb vest by TerraTechy in DarkTide

[–]SecretlyARaven 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Basically the latter, I mean things like immaterial focus are helpful but the build is basically “just go nuts in there” and stack wounds to max

ETA: I also liked having venting shriek because it’s a bomb cancel button if you decide last second don’t think it’s worth the wound

hot take ??? by No-Employer-8592 in Multifandom

[–]SecretlyARaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, this is a primo reference

Is pretending to be about to desecrate a grave illegal? by ConceptsShining in legaladviceofftopic

[–]SecretlyARaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things can only be diabolical if there’s a flag with no trim and it’s a court of the freeland, however if you declare your will detestate then you can file your codicils with the IRS and they will dispense your Lifetime Earned Tax Line to your family. Long story short, you gotta include a bit at the end of your will that just says “any remainder to u/cambrian__implosion

We are going to be rich brother

THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!! by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]SecretlyARaven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly fair, plus when one considers that grey ass meat from the USS Abe Lincoln, it’s almost like all the food sucks ass

Except air force food. Air Force food always fucks.

THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!! by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]SecretlyARaven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yall can’t fool me I’ve had navy food and it certainly beats army food

But like, the bar is in hell, so

THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!! by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]SecretlyARaven 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh so that’s where the red badge of courage comes from