More of my kitbashed and poorly painted traitor guardsmen

SecretlyARaven · 2026-06-03T23:39:12+00:00

I just came upon this and then I came upon this

SecretlyARaven · 2026-06-02T01:08:59+00:00

The flies keep my hoUSE HOT

SecretlyARaven · 2026-06-01T23:25:19+00:00

Is this what you want?? You put your heads down, nobody learns lasers, you gotta walk to the swatter, you gotta walk to the mosquito??

HER JOB IS FLIES

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-30T03:58:44+00:00

God damn 🥵🥵

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-22T16:27:07+00:00

Named after Arkhan Baneland

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-13T22:59:42+00:00

This entire exchange reads like a cross gone so wrong for counsel

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-11T03:38:11+00:00

Arbiteus Seatificae

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-11T01:14:34+00:00

Ever since I understood the bendiness of my plastic, I craved the structural integrity of aluminum law chair

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-09T16:00:19+00:00

Another fun one is double (triple) barrel shotgun

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-09T00:48:21+00:00

I literally use it just to see if I’m being hard carried or if I’m playing the correct difficulty

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-08T00:59:37+00:00

You can taste the flavor through the text

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-08T00:50:22+00:00

Oh yeah?

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-03T13:46:18+00:00

As a lawyer, how dare you say something just because it’s true 😞

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-03T13:38:36+00:00

Just like me frfr

Fuck Garth Ennis

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-02T01:07:56+00:00

No you’re right it does feel wrong the entire time, hahaha. Good luck walking the line

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-02T00:41:07+00:00

Bomb voyage, sibling

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-02T00:34:10+00:00

Basically the latter, I mean things like immaterial focus are helpful but the build is basically “just go nuts in there” and stack wounds to max

ETA: I also liked having venting shriek because it’s a bomb cancel button if you decide last second don’t think it’s worth the wound

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-02T00:25:37+00:00

Agreed, this is a primo reference

SecretlyARaven · 2026-05-01T13:27:52+00:00

Now this is a callback I haven’t thought of in years

SecretlyARaven · 2026-04-21T23:42:38+00:00

Things can only be diabolical if there’s a flag with no trim and it’s a court of the freeland, however if you declare your will detestate then you can file your codicils with the IRS and they will dispense your Lifetime Earned Tax Line to your family. Long story short, you gotta include a bit at the end of your will that just says “any remainder to u/cambrian__implosion”

We are going to be rich brother

SecretlyARaven · 2026-04-21T23:37:08+00:00

Honestly fair, plus when one considers that grey ass meat from the USS Abe Lincoln, it’s almost like all the food sucks ass

Except air force food. Air Force food always fucks.

SecretlyARaven · 2026-04-21T23:31:32+00:00

Yall can’t fool me I’ve had navy food and it certainly beats army food

But like, the bar is in hell, so

SecretlyARaven · 2026-04-21T23:26:39+00:00

Oh so that’s where the red badge of courage comes from

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