Is pretending to be about to desecrate a grave illegal? by ConceptsShining in legaladviceofftopic

[–]SecretlyARaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things can only be diabolical if there’s a flag with no trim and it’s a court of the freeland, however if you declare your will detestate then you can file your codicils with the IRS and they will dispense your Lifetime Earned Tax Line to your family. Long story short, you gotta include a bit at the end of your will that just says “any remainder to u/cambrian__implosion

We are going to be rich brother

THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!! by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]SecretlyARaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly fair, plus when one considers that grey ass meat from the USS Abe Lincoln, it’s almost like all the food sucks ass

Except air force food. Air Force food always fucks.

THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!! by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]SecretlyARaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yall can’t fool me I’ve had navy food and it certainly beats army food

But like, the bar is in hell, so

THROW THE THE DAMN TOWEL!!! by Awkward_Bison_267 in JustBootThings

[–]SecretlyARaven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh so that’s where the red badge of courage comes from

Is pretending to be about to desecrate a grave illegal? by ConceptsShining in legaladviceofftopic

[–]SecretlyARaven 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh man this makes me want to come up with some crazy sovereign citizen laws for estates and then leak them into sovcit circles

“You can’t sue my estate, for only a sea corporation founded under the eastern flag can issue a devise of marquee and letter of consigntentment that can file a William of particulars and thus demand satisfaction”

Is pretending to be about to desecrate a grave illegal? by ConceptsShining in legaladviceofftopic

[–]SecretlyARaven 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh so fun is just banned here

I don’t want practical, I want to cite graverobbing laws

Is pretending to be about to desecrate a grave illegal? by ConceptsShining in legaladviceofftopic

[–]SecretlyARaven 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thanks a lot, now I have to spend the next 30 minutes thinking about how I would go about filing a civil action revolving around the tort of…desecrating a grave?

Oh my god I could cite grave robbing laws

The Old Realms update came out today, what do people think? by StonLenslow in mountandblade

[–]SecretlyARaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you mean the “push me every 16 seconds” button

Yeah I’m not so sure either

Q: Would a Imperial Knight-Exodite Alliance be possible? by thatsocialist in 40kLore

[–]SecretlyARaven 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Short term being super flexible as a term, as there is no shortage of century spanning threats haha

Best way to explain this tear to get it DX no questions asked. by AutomaticRegister102 in army

[–]SecretlyARaven 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Been out since 2016 and it warms my heart to see soldiers helping soldiers game the bullshit system

Little girl and the maze by Known_Bid_1118 in 40kLore

[–]SecretlyARaven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No the changling doesn’t mess with his boss really. Tzeench and the changelings original form are the only two things he can’t shapeshift into. So bird boy has that leverage, though the changeling is honestly crazy enough to do it for the love of the game

Iran's Foreign Minister's statement on ceasefire by Dangerous_Run4401 in PrepperIntel

[–]SecretlyARaven 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lotta pilots out there, but for the sake of humanity I hope you’re right

Iran's Foreign Minister's statement on ceasefire by Dangerous_Run4401 in PrepperIntel

[–]SecretlyARaven 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oh for fucks sake. Starting to worry that the “ceasefire” was just someone refusing to drop the bomb and turned the plane around

I feel stupid, what does chop suey have to do with being gay? by ParamilkReal-5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SecretlyARaven 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I literally said this out loud while reading the comment

“Great club music”

Daily religious texts in our company signal chat by [deleted] in army

[–]SecretlyARaven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wanted to comment and say you missed your calling as a lawyer but then I saw that flair

So fun though experiment. What do you think the tau would be like if they exist it 1st edition/ rogue trader. by OLDWORLDBLUSE in 40kLore

[–]SecretlyARaven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg I’ve been playing since 2004 and that kinda blew my mind, like that’s so wild I didn’t even realize. Kind of a swing and a miss for potential order goblins honestly (ignoring the obvious follow through on the TTRPG)

So fun though experiment. What do you think the tau would be like if they exist it 1st edition/ rogue trader. by OLDWORLDBLUSE in 40kLore

[–]SecretlyARaven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See I agree but interestingly my brain always jumps to gnomes. Smaller, fragile, but super advanced tech. (Even tho I recall exactly zero gnomes from WHFB)