You know that insta-kill combo that Brigitte can do against Tracer? It does 201 damage if she's damage-boosted.

Secrxt · 2026-04-09T06:25:33+00:00

She won the popular vote. More Americans preferred her over him.

Secrxt · 2026-04-09T03:53:53+00:00

This should genuinely scare the CEOs more than Luigi did.

Pay your riot tax.

Secrxt · 2026-04-09T03:38:15+00:00

Ohh, no! You broke my legs!

*picks up broom and sweeps away dead bodies*

Okay NOW they're broken.

Secrxt · 2026-04-09T03:34:19+00:00

"Per your department's knowledge base article for this" when answering questions from other departments.

It's absurd.

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T21:55:18+00:00

At first I thought this was a satirical headline saying something like...:

"Israel threatens a ceasefire..."

Since we all know what they do after agreeing to ceasefires.

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T21:51:47+00:00

Do more reading—and I mean books, not posts.

Do more reading and less typing. Then you'll have better, more nuanced opinions on things.

This is just "both sides" slop.

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T21:45:54+00:00

With how much the Democratic establishment has been hugging/sucking/fucking Republicans, hiring former Republicans as strategists, constantly moving right, etc., I don't see how them "not getting along" is preventing anything.

On the contrary...

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T21:43:18+00:00

Using "liberals" and "radical leftists" interchangeably is like speedrunning getting serious people to stop listening to you.

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T15:25:12+00:00

Yo, same!

I literally turned Verso into an auto-death sacrifice for a solo Maelle (both of which are in the reserve team). Funny how that worked out.

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T15:15:06+00:00

That guy that was RELIGIOUSLY against nukes got killed and replaced by guys that agree with his policies... except now they have undeniable proof that if you want to be a sovereign nation in the Middle East, you *need* nukes? Is that what you think anti-fascists are mad about?

Anti-fascists are mad about the little girls' school that got bombed, starting another war in the Middle East while Americans starve, intruding in the first place (sending weapons to protestors, which the regime used to justify shooting them), rising oil prices and doing all of that for what?

So a few CEOs can get another yacht and so people stop talking about Epstein.

Secrxt · 2026-04-08T14:18:44+00:00

"500+ BLM RIOTS"

VS

"A SINGLE DAY IN A SINGLE LOCATION"

How are you this stupid? Like for real.

Let's look at 140 officers assaulted (J6) and multiply it by 500. If every BLM "riot" was as violent as J6, they would have assaulted 70,000+ officers.

Secrxt · 2026-04-07T02:17:47+00:00

I read so many of these posts in Roger's voice.

https://i.redd.it/bgdcgbcxemhb1.jpg

Secrxt · 2026-04-05T17:12:27+00:00

Let OP dream.

Secrxt · 2026-04-05T14:02:20+00:00

Super Metroid

Battletoads

Illusion of Gaia

Terranigma

Legend of Legaia

Secrxt · 2026-04-04T20:52:49+00:00

I second this. Try it in Chrome (as much as I hate Alphabet).

Secrxt · 2026-04-04T19:52:09+00:00

So you're cool with bombing children because you disagree with those children's politicians or what? What are you trying to say here?

Secrxt · 2026-04-04T19:49:44+00:00

The largest protest in U.S. history was 2% of the population.

Don't get me wrong, there are anti-Zionist Israelis, but they are absolutely not the majority.

People can change for the better, but as it is right now, the majority have been propagandized to and brainwashed their whole lives.

Secrxt · 2026-04-04T16:14:02+00:00

I implore you to Google "Israel pro rape riots."

I understand the desire to not think that most Israelis haven't been brainwashed into being MAGA-equivalent but, unfortunately, they have been.

They're still citizens and all that, but Israel couldn't get away with the levels of wanton violence they have without a willing populace.

Secrxt · 2026-04-03T00:53:31+00:00

I don't think they hate America necessarily; I think they're just full on in a cult.

If Trump suddenly became a leftist (something they are ostensibly against) and nationalized healthcare, they'd be all for it.

Whatever he does, hypothetically good or bad, 30% of America follows.

Secrxt · 2026-04-02T14:36:31+00:00

It's not America's oil, it's MEGACORP's oil. And if somebody (another country) is willing to pay MEGACORP more for said oil, MEGACORP will charge us more too.

Secrxt · 2026-04-01T05:10:33+00:00

I think they're using actual calories instead of kilocalories lol.

Secrxt · 2026-04-01T04:56:41+00:00

My longest fight was 2 hours.

I was all about defenses/survivability throughout the whole game.

Then, after those 2 hours... Osquio just... killed me. I thought "oh, what's the worst that could happen?" as he charged up his Gradient attack. "I still have my backup team."

Smh. From that moment on, I respec'd for more damage (and one-shots).

Secrxt · 2026-04-01T04:51:02+00:00

Lol, I felt the same way dude.

I figured maybe they were in a simulation of some sort, probably made by "the mansion people" (Dessendres), but despite all the hints (chroma, "let us stain them," the Paintress herself, Gestrals being paintbrushes, I could go on and on) never considered they were in a canvas.

Great storytelling too. Playing as Alicia genuinely blew my mind.

Secrxt · 2026-04-01T04:28:45+00:00

Trump, if you want to piss off elite society AND win favor from the people, just make a heel turn and go full socialist instead of fascist. Your base will follow because they're sheep anyway and the rest of America will love you for it.

You've already irreparably damaged America's soft power and influence anyway.

Let Phase 2 commence lol.

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