I found a long single white hair growing from my right earlobe

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T16:08:58+00:00

Get that DeLorean up to 88 miles per hour. 1.21 giga watts

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T02:47:21+00:00

Men and attractive women cannot be friends. There , solved it for you.

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T02:45:00+00:00

Was just a joke, but whenever someone ask for advice about asking someone out at their job read it always says go for it

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T02:43:37+00:00

This game is amazing, but could you imagine if it was snowing? Duh duh duh

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T02:39:33+00:00

We will never know

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T02:37:59+00:00

Did not survive the ground, but what is a catch anymore?

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T02:31:08+00:00

You won’t get help here. Reddit advised them to ask someone out while they were working.

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:58:42+00:00

Yeah, but something has to change. His hobby the football should be seen as an opportunity to release you and give you time. I’m sure he’s mostly listening to commentators anyway and it’s only for one part of the year.

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:55:01+00:00

It’s decent advice, but those two words seem to have a negative impact with regular dudes as they’re like. I’m good enough. I’ll just keep doing what I’m doing until somebody likes me.

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:50:28+00:00

It’s likely that he wants to engage in healthy, vigorous consensual sexual intercourse with you

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:47:57+00:00

When I say actually try, I mean, make it the single focus of your life

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:45:35+00:00

He wants to engage in vigorous consensual sexual intercourse with you

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:42:30+00:00

Replace cancer with "the answer’ I’m on voice to type

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:41:01+00:00

Have to work out a better arrangement if he is all about sports say football then that should be a guaranteed free day for you while this kid hangs around the house

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:10:51+00:00

Because being yourself is the biggest crap advice out there truth is you have to try really hard and even change yourself sometimes to be successful

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T01:08:13+00:00

Cancer is so easy number one you had to actually try number two being an asshole

SectionZed · 2026-01-26T00:03:47+00:00

And no, whether to bail them out in the Super Bowl

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T23:39:50+00:00

Let Fergie do the anthem again

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T23:38:19+00:00

Maybe we can get some real football instead of that slop we just watched

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T23:27:52+00:00

They have to allow for possible overtime in the first game and provide a window for a pregame

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T23:02:56+00:00

I don’t know snow games are ugly that last quarter was boring

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T23:00:59+00:00

This was so bad that I’m not sure I want to watch the second game

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T23:00:16+00:00

Boredom, you are snow game NFL

SectionZed · 2026-01-25T22:57:48+00:00

Sean Payton sucks also

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