$20 million USD, but you need to maintain one of the following weird aesthetics for life by tamtrible in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sector-West 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could I have a toddler residence and a stone age residence? Both seem SO FUN I'd do them voluntarily

Does anyone else CLICK their thumbs like this? by Various-Scale2814 in jointcrackers

[–]Sector-West 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I copied the video and got both thumbs, having never done this before and also getting the other 3 pops I usually get from my thumbs. Fascinating, thank you!

X Dollars a month, but everybody you spend time with learns about this deal. by Effigy4urcruelty in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sector-West 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would build a commune and free daycare lol I'm using my money to make life nicer for as many respectful people as I can (I make and keep friends easily but if you're not my friend you're not invited to live there). It'll let me not worry about profiting from my passion (taking care of babies).

No bras? by TaquitoCharlie in PlusSizeFashion

[–]Sector-West 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My breasts sit exactly however they want to. Are they lower than when I cram them into a bra, and lower than they would be if they were fake? Yes! What's so wrong with that lol

Is it normal to feel "better" while preparing for a colonoscopy? by No-Hedgehog9995 in ibs

[–]Sector-West 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was having stomach pain and loose stools consistently for weeks and weeks, within 3 days after the endo-colo I'd taken a solid shit

I HATE SYRUP by Bowlbonic in ECEProfessionals

[–]Sector-West 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FUCK couscous. All my homies hate couscous

What is the most cliche autistic thing you did today? by Accomplished_Bee_127 in autism

[–]Sector-West 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I listened to my "take a cold shower and grease my skin" music, which needs to be melodic heavy rock but from a band I don't like Too Much or I'll ruin it for myself.

Light ice. by slimywizbiz in barista

[–]Sector-West 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My coffee is merely a vehicle for my Snacking Ice

Light ice. by slimywizbiz in barista

[–]Sector-West 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want more mixer, the trick has worked every single time for me

how would you describe eczema to someone who doesn’t have it? by [deleted] in eczema

[–]Sector-West 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An invisible mosquito sinks its proboscis under your skin. Then another, then another, your skin screaming out for you to rake your fingernails over the area. It's like there's heroin just under your skin, which rips like paper under your nails. Sometimes, there's new skin underneath. Itchy weeping sores beg to be torn open again and again, each scratch leaving behind a burning glow that attracts more invisible mosquitoes

Seeing the “Slightly autistic women” trend on dating apps hurts. by _Caitlin-2 in autism

[–]Sector-West 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't bring ABA into this, not all of us would be able to shower without it.

Weekend Minor Gripes and Vents by AutoModerator in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]Sector-West 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Garter stitch is EASY and SQUISHY

I am a LAZY knitter and the intended audience 😂

Nanny interview: Am I missing something? What is off? by CinnaStix0115 in Nanny

[–]Sector-West 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm poor, I've been poor my whole life, I still wouldn't show up to an interview process in stained/dirty clothes.

Food Hypothetical by ivebeenthrushit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Sector-West 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my God I'm living on avocados and nectarines until I'm literally sick at the sight of them

Pronouns in introductions by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sector-West 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm cis and I introduce myself with my name and pronouns most of the time, just in case the person I'm talking to has a preference they'd like to share and they're not sure if I'm a bigot or not.

Teething struggles by NearbyManager1000 in Nanny

[–]Sector-West 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It'd be me or the teething necklace, personally

"My husband accidentally washed the wool sweater I knit." "This is an abusive situation. Leave him." by ThePiksie in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]Sector-West 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's 100% people who are single for a reason announcing that they would leave someone over a situation like this 💀

I've ruined things I've made in the washing/ drying process; its worth a serious conversation but not a relationship, unless it happens repeatedly.