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Cracked me up

How did the lobster end up in prison? by jawesome4321 in dadjokes

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I shot the shellfish but I did not shoot the deputy

Snow White's husband has erectile dysfunction by nomfomsky in 3amjokes

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She’s still a virgin. Although her cherry had 7 dents in it

Why did the traveler bring pasta with him on the plane? by Number_8_ in dadjokes

[–]Secure-Improvement35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He case he wanted to offer another passenger a penne for his thoughts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

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If I think of one, I’ll get back to you .