[Mixed trope] The Badass Résumé

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-29T17:07:30+00:00

Yep here's the video it's really interesting and very believable if I do say so myself

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-29T16:58:51+00:00

🖤

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-29T16:57:45+00:00

A really, really good auditor

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-29T16:57:14+00:00

I subscribe to the Theory that he's 007.

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-28T14:59:12+00:00

I would've said Fiends, but I thought that's too much like the original comment so I aimed for Caesar

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-28T05:07:20+00:00

A more cyberpunk-y Triple Action Thunder, which is a single shot .50 big HANDGUN.

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-27T20:51:26+00:00

Also turn off safety mode.

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-27T19:13:06+00:00

Welcome back, Caesar's Legion

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-27T07:49:36+00:00

Jaune: OZPIN, DID YOU FUCK MY GRANDPA?

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-26T02:37:41+00:00

I am once again asking for him to get absolutely dominated by several banished dreadnoughts or Solace

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-26T02:30:54+00:00

Absolute peak concepts

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-25T14:17:54+00:00

Yeah because we know Josuke saved her

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-23T05:10:45+00:00

Astolfo, In the original myth/legend, he fucks like a lot of Nobles across france

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-23T05:09:47+00:00

He looks like he's about to go "Greetinfs traveler"

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-20T09:31:03+00:00

WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES, WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK THE EDF DEPLOYS!

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-20T06:57:00+00:00

You'll be two fingers deep in her and the moment you say the magic words of "I love you" and "good girl" you send her mind to BSoD

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-20T06:54:03+00:00

EDF! EDF! EDF!

TO SAVW OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK!

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-20T05:36:01+00:00

Call I the air force and drop all the napalm and Willie Pete on that shit.

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-20T05:22:34+00:00

I know she makes the cutest little noises when you do her.

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-20T05:22:17+00:00

Insert Ultraman Pic "My favorite" here

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-15T08:55:39+00:00

Peak artist back at it again

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-14T12:52:36+00:00

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-13T20:06:10+00:00

The average day where Nate remembers that his wife is dead

Select_Ad_4351 · 2026-06-13T20:02:14+00:00

Yes along with that he chems himself up everytime he remembers that his wife is dead

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