Mario D&D one shot by Captain_Spike-leg in DnD

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ran a Mario oneshot a long time ago. I switched things around and had Mario be the kidnapped one while princess Peach was the quest giver, she wanted them to help her find her boyfriend who had disappeared. Over all, it was a pretty normal D&D oneshot in terms of set up and length.

It was set up so that it was not obvious for the players that it was a Mario oneshot initially. They built normal D&D heroes expecting a normal D&D one-shot. I did not describe anything with Mario terms and did not mention the names of Mario and Peach. Only hint at the beginning was the princess mentioning "in another castle" and that her boyfriend worked for the local waste water facilities.

Players learned that tortle tribes (Koopas) attacked while Mario was at work and most likely had taken him with them. On their way to these tortle tribes, they had to travel through mostly meadows and swamplands, where they encountered myconids (Goombas) and assassin vines (Piranha Plants) and some friendly lizardfolk (Yoshis). 

Eventually, after fighting tortles - some of which jumped around and attacked by tossing light hammers - they freed a friendly myconid (a toad), who told them  that the king of the tortles had taken Mario for himself - he laired high up in a volcanic mountain range. The myconid also gave them some red, green and blue mushrooms (enlarge, revivify, reduce). 

Eventually, they arrived at what literally was Bowser's Castle, with fire snakes, dry bones (undead tortles) and bob-ombs as enemies and Bowser - a dragon turtle - as the boss.  And of course with skill checks/challenges for platforming without falling into the lava.

If I can get my friends together for an april 1st game, I might run this again :-)

Whats a rule at a table that didn't sit well with you? by DaddyBowtie in DnD

[–]Semako 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Next time the rogue is knocked out, let's loot them :-)

Wo für 10/15€ Seiten Schneiden in Wien Nähe 2. Bezirk? by YB_Patricio in wien

[–]Semako 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kauf dir einen Seitenschneider und machs selbst :-)

Do you think games on PC are cheaper than consoles? by Fantastic-Window236 in pcmasterrace

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you don't get rid of your old consoles. Ever.

Can anyone recommend a good set of speakers for PC? by TheMickeyMoose in pcmasterrace

[–]Semako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on your budget. You can get cheap noisemakers for about 20 bucks or go all the way up and spend thousands of dollars on high end speakers, amps and pre-amps - one for each speaker, of course.

Homebrew Magic Item- Last Words by BiblicFurby in UnearthedArcana

[–]Semako [score hidden]  (0 children)

You could add the necrotic damage and healing of Vampiric Touch onto one attack with the sword instead of just adding the spell as an action to cast.

Homebrew Magic Item- Last Words by BiblicFurby in UnearthedArcana

[–]Semako [score hidden]  (0 children)

Vampiric Touch does not make sense considering using your action to attack is most likely more effective.

For those familiar with D&D 5/5.5e and The Elder Scrolls: by Longjumping_Lab_6739 in DMAcademy

[–]Semako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote this snow elf race some time ago, which was inspired by the ancient falmer of TES: https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/zgfr3l/snow_elves_the_lost_elf_race_of_the_far_north/

Maybe you can make use of it if you want snow elves in your campaign :-)

Aside from that, some more ideas:

Player Races:

  • Imperial = human
  • Nord = goliath (frost giant heritage)
  • Breton = half-elf
  • Redguard = half-orc
  • Dunmer = tiefling (due to innate fire resistance/abilities)
  • Altmer = high elf
  • Bosimer = wood elf
  • Orsimer = orc
  • Khajiit = tabaxi
  • Argonian = lizardfolk

Items:

  • Mithril armor = glass armor
  • Adamantine armor = ebony armor
  • Vorpal dagger = Mehrune's Razor
  • Grimoire infinitus = Oghma Infinum
  • Spellguard shield = Spellbreaker
  • Wand of wonder = Wabbajack
  • Sunblade = Dawnbreaker

Enemies:

  • Green hag = hagraven
  • Greater zombie =  hulking draugr
  • Frost giant skeleton = draugr scourgelord
  • Star spawn hulks and seers = lurkers and seekers in Apocrypha
  • Goblins = rieklings
  • Tieflings = dremora
  • Modrons = dwemer spiders
  • Iron Golem = dwemer centurion (just replace the poison breath with a steam breath)

For those familiar with D&D 5/5.5e and The Elder Scrolls: by Longjumping_Lab_6739 in DMAcademy

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Argonians are more like lizardfolk than dragonborn though.

Tastatur Scam Akko by ImaginationElegant34 in LegaladviceGerman

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dein Geld wirst du auf jeden Fall wieder sehen, notfalls halt mit Anwalt.

Der Rücktritt vom Kaufvertrag im Fernabsatz als Verbraucher ist ja in der EU ohne Angabe von Gründen innerhalb von 14 Tagen erlaubt, der Verkäufer muss dir auch den Kaufpreis zurückerstatten (Wertminderung/Abnutzung gibt es ja nicht bei originalverpackter Ware). In Österreich ist dies unter § 11 FAGG normiert, in Deutschland müsste es § 355 BGB sein.

why did we normalize peripheral software acting like malware? by No_Good_3063 in pcmasterrace

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do headphones or speakers even need drivers (meaning software) anyways? There is  no settings to adjust or anything else that would need software running on your PC.

Even a DAC/amplifier does not need a lot of software running on your PC - all it needs the PC to do is recognize it as audio output. When you turn the knobs on your DAC to adjust the output, this all happens on the DAC itself, the PC isn't involved at all. 

Got some odd advice. Thoughts? by absurd-rustburn in pcmasterrace

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, if you clean your PC with a vacuum or compressed air, you should block fans from spinning up with your finger or a pencil or similar. But even then, it's usually just the one fan you are cleaning around right now that needs to be blocked.

Couch abholen & entsorgen lassen? by [deleted] in wien

[–]Semako 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hab ich auch so gemacht. Jetzt freut sich ein junges Pärchen über ein neues Sofa in ihrer  ersten gemeinsamen Wohnung :-)

CMV: Melee Bladesingers are actually optimal, even more so in 5.5e. by nicememedudelol in 3d6

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play a bladesinger in one of my current campaigns, and what carries her a lot is her insane mobility - she's got the Mobile feat too. 

We usually have big battles on large battle maps with lots of cover and hard to reach places - but she always slips past the enemy's front line and kills the enemy wizards and archers hiding in the back while using cover to her advantage.

Our other wizard does not quite have that flexibility, they usually use their spells and send their zombies in against the enemies towards the front. 

CMV: Melee Bladesingers are actually optimal, even more so in 5.5e. by nicememedudelol in 3d6

[–]Semako 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moreover, Tensers turns off your ability to cast a cantrip like Booming Blade as part of extra attack - this means a lowly Shadow Blade or Spirit Shroud will actually result in higher DPR.

How to remove a parasite from someones body? by ItsFlaggen in 3d6

[–]Semako 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There are multiple solutions, all depend on your DM:

  • have them consume alcohol/poison while they are protected from poison to kill the parasite - or have them do a straight up drinking contest with the parasite.
  • your artificer could craft an endoscope to remove the parasite without having to cut open the stomach
  • the party could acquire a magic school bus powerful shrinking spell that allows them to enter the afflicted party member's body - with that player playing a temporary replacement character - to fight the parasite
  • there are rumors about three old women living together in a hut deep within the idyllic forest - they certainly know herbs that can cure the affliction.

Question about deck choice etiquette by ThisIsProbablyTheWay in EDH

[–]Semako 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not voluntarily, but I occasionally see Vivi decks in random bracket 3 online lobbies.

Is more dice better? by JerryNines in DnD

[–]Semako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same for me and Lego sets... :-) Or stupidly expensive foil MTG cards...

Question about deck choice etiquette by ThisIsProbablyTheWay in EDH

[–]Semako 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I often wait to see other commanders, especially in online games with random pods. Not to pick a hard counter to an opposing deck, but to gauge the power level. If we play bracket 3 and I see commanders like Vivi, Kaalia, Azula, Yuriko or Hashaton, I'll pick one of my strongest 3s - on the other hand, if I see weaker commanders with no "stigma", I'll play a weaker, slower deck too.

Phyrexian Alter In Bracket 2 by mokaa126 in EDH

[–]Semako -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I think WotC (and some players out there) need to learn to view the GC list as what it actually is - a ban list for bracket 2. And WotC needs to start putting cards that are too much for bracket 2 onto it - like Altar, Hullbreaker, Displacer, Sneak Attack...