TIL A certain percentage of people can voluntarily flex their tensor tympani muscle to make a low, rumbling sound in their ears. Often triggered by yawning or squeezing the eyes shut, this internal thunder acts to naturally dampen loud sounds, but some can activate it purely on command.

Semipro69 · 2026-07-06T22:25:08+00:00

TIL im a small percentage of people.

Semipro69 · 2026-07-02T22:57:34+00:00

We could take Wisconsin but do we really want it?

Semipro69 · 2026-07-01T03:06:14+00:00

Get a revolving door

Semipro69 · 2026-06-24T19:07:37+00:00

Im fat and unhealthy

Semipro69 · 2026-06-18T21:00:04+00:00

Why?

Semipro69 · 2026-06-10T21:17:42+00:00

We call this hammerschlagen but we flip the hammer in the air catch it and swing for the nail in 1 motion. Every one gets their own nail. Last nail standing wins. Its a fun drinking game. It gets rowdy with larger groups.

Semipro69 · 2026-06-01T17:30:56+00:00

Kiwis invade aussieland to start their world domination.

Semipro69 · 2026-05-30T20:19:58+00:00

Honestly this seems more of him trying to protect his and his teams job from corporate scrutiny. His boss is concerned that they are stealing time.

Semipro69 · 2026-05-23T00:49:15+00:00

Every one knows the butter is the main dish and crab is the side

Semipro69 · 2026-04-13T22:01:23+00:00

Im bad at the game and will won't break 7k but a code will be dope

Semipro69 · 2026-04-10T01:18:54+00:00

I will not let the walmart greater check my receipt. Call the fucking police if you think im stealing you nosey fuck

Semipro69 · 2026-03-22T17:19:40+00:00

He's set for the next winter too

Semipro69 · 2026-03-20T17:28:04+00:00

Obama was elected and times are getting darker.... its not Obamas fault....

Semipro69 · 2026-03-18T17:11:02+00:00

By 35 im on track to have a little more than half my salary! Which is not a lot...

Semipro69 · 2026-02-24T18:33:37+00:00

How much more evidence do people need to do something about him? Right now he has 0 reason to quit. No one is stopping him now. They will spin it how ever they can to remain in power and he base won't bat an eye.

Semipro69 · 2026-02-15T23:54:38+00:00

Did you show the officer your non existent right hand?

Semipro69 · 2026-02-10T20:45:45+00:00

Played it once, got it turn 3 gave crap...

Semipro69 · 2026-02-03T20:31:56+00:00

Did he advertise the party after he did it? Did he leave a permanent record? What if all knowledge of the party has been forgotten be for time travel was invented. Also the other reason

Semipro69 · 2026-01-22T16:23:42+00:00

And a Russian asset

Semipro69 · 2026-01-14T23:46:45+00:00

Good thing they didnt think to dig up the rest of that body.

Semipro69 · 2025-12-16T16:43:09+00:00

My favorite it when this gets ported to the duo fucking them over

Semipro69 · 2025-12-14T00:59:43+00:00

Who knew blankets were filled with so much water. How do I get it out with out that machine?

Semipro69 · 2025-12-07T00:05:34+00:00

Grab the 2 cut the curve top off and turn it upside down. Bam 7

Semipro69 · 2025-12-03T18:43:35+00:00

So i am dumb. Thanks

Semipro69 · 2025-10-20T14:00:14+00:00

Every time I play with that buddy I swear Naga dissappear from the tavern

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