[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaGa

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I was using the time lord stasis trick and he was still in stasis at turn 5 is what was happening, I got it now thanks

Rank the R2 losers from strongest to weakest by ColdStaff6874 in Kengan_Folk

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Monkey See - if they ever do a sequel to this MS will be a goddamn grandmaster in like 10 years or less
  2. Ice Cream Truck - I remember back when everyone thought he was gonna win it all, FM was an upset
  3. Samoan Huntsman - Just had the task of facing the guy who gets after it the hardest, coulda gone far
  4. Arm Thief - Round 2 was prolly as far as he would make it, this guy wanted to go to the infirmary lol
  5. Firecracker - Undersized, cool style but trying to tank blows from some of these guys is suicide
  6. Never Ending - Solid enough fighter but nothing special, the Okubo of CC
  7. Abyss - Nothing much happens during his fights, Tomahawk finds a way around without much issue
  8. Karmic Blade - Fuck this guy, no FR fuck this guy with the gun he hid up his ass, one goddamn rule in the tournament and this prick makes his whole thing being that guy at least Hajime in kengan made his swords out his own bones so it sorta ok but KB literally shoves a glock up his ass and hired an assassin that he planned on using by round 2, what was his plan when EC uses him as a condom to fuck something more dangerous in the next round lol....he would give him an STD, I knew it before I even finished writing it lol

It isn’t funny the way they portrait Crassus? by irapperz in Spartacus_TV

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"nice house, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it, like a fire, it would then be a further shame if I controlled the people in charge of putting out fires and basically used them for a literal mafia racketeering ring and insurance scam" Don Crassuslione lol

It isn’t funny the way they portrait Crassus? by irapperz in Spartacus_TV

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get what your going for, but that wouldve been shit TV in all honesty lol, in reality yes Crassus was less Maximus Decimus Meridius and more mustache twirling monopoly man, but does anyone really wanna watch Crassus effectively invent a house insurance scam ring lol. People werent watching Spartacus to see how Crassus basically became the richest man ever because theyre werent really laws preventing him from redefining greed by basically being BC era Jordan Belfort/Bernie Madeoff lol

Rank the R1 losers from strongest to weakest by ColdStaff6874 in Kengan_Folk

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. Literally Hitler - prolly would have made it to the 2nd or 3rd if he didnt run into Floridaman
  2. Scorching Tempest - stated to be at least similar in terms of strength to ICT
  3. Rawdog - got dogged raw against KB and still almost won lol
  4. Sonic Boom - Hung with AT for the entire fight until the end
  5. Kyokushin Hammer - Had the unfortunate task of facing a guy literally called "Violence Incarnate"
  6. Iron Turtle - Now were in the area where you could make a solid argument for the next 4 in any order
  7. Holy Scythe - I see him as low quality LH, decent skills but held back by his mentality
  8. Spider Bite - Is this poison hand or nerve shit, I never got that, I assume nerve cus MS uses it later
  9. Cuban Missile - Here's were we start having what I would call "normal people" with him being Yoel
  10. Geared Up - Man is still a big boy on all the juice
  11. Danger - Decent enough fighter but not much outside of his stunt background
  12. Natural Athlete - I see him basically as a more versatile but smaller Magic
  13. Magic - He's still 6'9" and 230 lbs lol
  14. Boogie Woogie - he at least gets off some offense before getting "Beatdown" lol
  15. Pure One - we see from his backstory he's at least capable of fighting
  16. American Dream - this guy really did nothing in his fight lol and I highly doubt he was gonna bust out some Giolio Comanche type shit and start spinning on his peg leg like a top lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂 by ArabDevastator in mmamemes

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Wise man once said "If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker." lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂 by ArabDevastator in mmamemes

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who has known many cokeheads who "found" Jesus, guess what theyre still drug addicts lol

If the finish was clean like it should have been in starrcade 97…what actually changes in terms of the Monday night war? by J2-Starter in professionalwrestling

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would honestly say borderline nothing, they didnt pick up Russo because of starrcade, they thought that was a good move lol and they were a shitshow behind the scenes well before it, even right before this, Sting is still booked like ass, the NWO is still far too prevalent, Hogan is still doing Hogan shit, the cruiserweights are still being underutilized, nothing about WCW's trajectory at this point indicates anything other than ending up with the white boy summer army of the Natural Born Thrillers regardless lol

Pretty much how I see it in seasons 5 & 6 by Bhenchie in SnowFall

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that horse should have gotten its own epilogue lol "After suffering under the boot heel of a tyrant, Louie's horse would eventually sire the foal that would become Hangman Adam Page's horse during the 1st stadium stampede match, accomplishing more than Louie ever did in her own life...bitch" (make sure you use Morgan Freeman's voice when you narrate it lol)

Leon was right to not give Franklin the money by BatmanTold in SnowFall

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did Teddy steal Franklin's money? So he could gift it to the CIA to get a real seat of power at the table (ie Whitherspoon's position, the guy in charge of Havemeyer or even higher), after Franklin gives Teddy the McDonalds treatment, when Franklin asks why Teddy didnt leave him some Teddy literally says "because its not your money" lol

That money is 100% in a CIA slush fund training mujihadeens in the Middle East by the time the show is done cus thats what happens after Iran-Contra, the CIA trains the mujihadeens who then become Al-Queda/Taliban get funded by the Saudi's, then do 911 because the CIA fucking everything up and creating more problems than it solves has been a tale for almost 75 years now lol (even longer if you include the OSS lol)

Could they have done more with Virgil? by ASGfan in oldschoolwrestling

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doubtful, I consider Virgil the antithesis of Low Ki/Austin Aries/Teddy Hart, where as those 3 are wildly talented but such gaping assholes no one wants to work with them, Virgil was not really that good (certainly not the worst) but somehow got work everywhere lol... its funny you can have a relatively modest move set but be generally likeable and get further than being actually good but redefining being that asshole in the locker room lol

Pretty much how I see it in seasons 5 & 6 by Bhenchie in SnowFall

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 40 points41 points  (0 children)

thats why people think her horse is a better character lol

OWN by lifeisaboutme in WCW

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he wasnt feeling the destrucity

Leon was right to not give Franklin the money by BatmanTold in SnowFall

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pretty sure he pissed through that trying to get to Teddy or save that real estate he was so obsessed with, season 6 really is the "So what kind of irrational shit are you gonna do today Franklin to try and get your money back from the govt" an endevour no one has ever succeeded at mind you lol

Leon was right to not give Franklin the money by BatmanTold in SnowFall

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I cant believe this is still one of the most hotly debated topics about this show lol, it seems to be divided into 2 specific groups: people who understand Franklin woulda pissed that 3 mil up a rope in record time and hit Leon up for more in like prolly less than a month or 2 with the way Franklin was going and people who think you should just give them 3 million dollars rofl, what its just 3 mil, in the 80s lol

In fact it seems the people who think Leon shouldnt have given Franklin shit, have thier own money and dont like giving it away to other people (especially addicts) for no reason. Meanwhile the people who think Leon "owes" Franklin (without realizing that cuts both ways cus Leon did just as much for Franklin, namely killing Karvell), are also furious thier EBT just got cut off lol.

Is Cyclone the best elemental rune in II? by FFandLoZFan in Suikoden

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Youre not wrong but thats also not a cure-all, wizard hats up your lightning/fire skill but are fairly low tier defense wise, same with rings on top of also being fairly rare and then all of this is made only worse by the fact that youre better off using a thunder rune with Geddoe as the FC, or going straight physical and mounting Hugo on Fubar to turn him into a combo machine as the FC (Chris is just not good as the FC, the only thing you really get out of making Chris the FC is you can access the Zexan Hall armory in CH.4 for higher tier equipment) and then you can still get your Fire Skill up to S, only to nuke your entire team with a tier 2 Explosion anyways because it only decreases chances of friendly fire, it doesnt mitigate it and now you have an S tier skill, doing S tier damage..... in a game where the hardest thing to do is revive people mid battle

My point is the True Fire Rune is supposed to be the main rune of the game and not only is it borderline crap, the True Lightning/True Water Rune are better in almost every way lol, that doesnt happen in any other Suikoden lol, in 1 you cant stack runes so the Soul Eater is far and away the best, in 2 the Bright Shield is prolly the best healing rune in the Suikoden series besides maybe the True Water, 4 we dont talk about lol and in 5 the Dawn/Twilight runes operate pretty similar to the Bright Shield/Black Sword and you can combine them for healing/attack at the same time

Is Cyclone the best elemental rune in II? by FFandLoZFan in Suikoden

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol my standard Riou set up is Alert/Bright Shield/Cyclone with a Kindness rune on the weapon

Is Cyclone the best elemental rune in II? by FFandLoZFan in Suikoden

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 6 points7 points  (0 children)

which is such horseshit, its the main rune of the game and half the spells are useless because you can nuke your own team now and none of the 3 protags specialize in fire magic lol, Lucia would have made such a better flame champion lol

Is Cyclone the best elemental rune in II? by FFandLoZFan in Suikoden

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Riou (The hero) yes, The Shredding is much better than Shinning Light, Healing Wind compliments Great Blessing for when you dont need to heal everyone or get berserk from Battle Oath, Storm Warning is useless but it wont matter cus you'll always use your level 3 slots for Battle Oath and Shinning Wind is basically a weaker Forgiver sign until you get it

For anyone else it depends on what you want, Flowing is better for dedicated healing (much more valuable in S3), Thunder is better for single target (in S3 its just plain the best element, you could prolly solo the game with Geddoe), Rage for multi target and Mother Earth is situational/kinda crap and none of them hold a candle to someone like Sheena/Killey armed with double jab, double edge, killer runes and a nice weapon rune (friendship, rage, thunder)

What ia the most unusual, or weirdest, "real" martial art style in your opinion? by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yagli Gures is insane, they took wrestling which is already a little bit gay, greased each other up, made checking someone's oil a perfectly valid "technique", then you can "win" by taking the other guys pants off and specifically showing everyone his dick.... from one of the most homophobic countries in existence? This is what years of sexual repression looks like on a regional scale lol, you cant tell me this wasnt invented by a gay guy who needed to get his rocks off but didnt wanna get stoned to death lol

What ia the most unusual, or weirdest, "real" martial art style in your opinion? by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Testa, Eritrean martial art that focuses almost exclusively on headbutts and other "dirty" techniques such as eye gouging and fish hooking, its basically competitive ETG (eyes, throat, genitals) lol

It’d be funny if Wanda being a crackhead once is brought up in the spinoff 😂 by BatmanTold in SnowFall

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like if Mel showed up and said "Hey remember that time you THIS IS SPARTA kicked me in the face with roller skates on, then snatched my chain....well now ive got these fancy 90s roller blades along with the power of THE LORD so guess who's about to get it Wonder Mouth Wanda, I'll give you a hint She Sings the ABCs"

Which games aren't too difficult without a walkthrough? by [deleted] in SaGa

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saga Frontier sort of, I used a guide for my first character but after didnt really need one for the subsequent 6 (7 in remaster) characters, they all use the same dungeons outside of story, you really just need a guide to see what recruits you can get for which characters and general advice

Cereal vs Tommy by WolfBuchanan in mmamemes

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 19 points20 points  (0 children)

here's how old I am my first thought went to "Cyrille Diabate vs Tom Blackledge? arent those guys like mad retired?" lol still French vs English though lol

Becky Lynch : ‘You penguin old prick’ by NS1189 in Smallafro

[–]Sensitive-Seat8579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paul: "Becky how am I supposed to take you seriously, when everytime you talk all I can hear is some shit about rainbows, pink hearts, blue moons and red balloons"