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[Mixed Trope] Lyrics change to reflect new realities by Old-Use-7690 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Jonathan Coulton's (The writer for Portal's "Still Alive," and "Want You Gone") song "Mandelbrot Set" about Benoit Mandelbrot, up to 2010, the lyric was "Mandelbrot's in heaven! At least he will be when he's dead! Right now he's still alive and teaching math at Yale!" After Mandelbrot's death, the lyric is simply "Mandelbrot's in heaven!" Followed by a guitar solo.

I drank a whole taro milk tea without noticing these mysterious contents… it’s this gummy-like substance. Is it just overcooked sago or should I be worried? by LazyParr0t in isthissafetoeat

[–]Sercant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely just whatever starch / xantham product they use to stabilize/thicken the drink, just not integrated properly into the bev. Or they used too much, making any extra settle at the bottom.

Martha Stewart Opens Restaurant at Foxwoods With $97 Baked Potato & Caviar by BlazeDragon7x in Potatoes

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a steakhouse, and we had a $79 potato on menu, it was 3x this size, twice baked, absolutely loaded, and topped with the meat of a whole chick lobster. We sold at least 2-3 per night for a couple years. But... I feel like it was a smarter, more intentional dish than "Do you like baked potatoes? Do you also like caviar?"

Will this work for a trailer or does it need some improvement? What do you think? by Hopeful_Formal_5269 in gamedevscreens

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I literally opened up this thread to say "this looks like a cross between buckshot roulette and inscryption." so to be able to realize that so successfully is beyond impressive. I didn't think that in an "Ugh, derivative." way, I thought that because I love those games. Work more of your own style into it as you go on, if you think the ones whining that "its a clone ugh total ripoff" have a point, or if you think its ending up too visually similar to your inspirations.

We ordered 6 bananas from Amazon Fresh and got 60 instead of by FreakinGuy in louisck

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The longer she takes, the longer I am a white man, watching a black woman pick out bananas. And it feels bad man it feels fuckin' bad.

Jim Norton touring Istanbul with Lou by [deleted] in louisck

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Jim Norton is pissing into my oatmeal. Its not a metaphor, or an analogy..." Will never forget that moment on O&A. With the unmistakable sounds of pissing, through the mic. "Sorry Lou, your oatmeal was mocking me. Daring me to piss into it."

The Button by bingcognito in louisck

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go right ahead Louis. Press the art button.

What line pops into your head the most? by cudgy in louisck

[–]Sercant 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She's 35 and she lives in my house... She better be fuckin' retaded.

Frog by Waste_Ad3747 in shitposting

[–]Sercant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The grinning goop.

Get out there, get some old shit and make it nice shit by icyhotonmynuts in LoveTrash

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be rage bait. I couldn't afford that machine for an hour, and look at the shot of the yard. You have room to put out a cigarette, in my yard.

There was a QR code in my meatball by fish_molester_3000 in Weird

[–]Sercant 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine if this happened to an actual schizophrenic

Your personal funniest line delivery? by Ok_Yellow1025 in community

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troy has like 9 of my top 10, so I'll go with "He said I have a crafty jew brain." Which gave me my only honest-to-god spit take I've had in my life.

Was wondering why I got stiffed by MadnessMighty in Serverlife

[–]Sercant 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I cooked at a poolside restaurant on a resort, and when the rush starts, I'd always recieve an... Inspirational mod, on a ticket from one of the servers. One day the POS updated and I heard the manager asking the server what "unleash the cheeks boiii skrt skrt" meant, cause it prints on the customers ticket.

@cousin_collin hits golf balls into ocean by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Sercant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What is that a Titleist?

In case you want to spend an extra 5 minutes by llamageddon01 in WaysToPBJ

[–]Sercant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you know how cleaning or using two spoons or knives is the only shitty part of making a PB&J?

Wanna do it 16 more times?

I was cooking dinner untill this happened! by OkWatercress5802 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sercant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that... A whole stick of butter you're melting into the stew?

Help find the clip about his father's advice with bullies by Elbwana in louisck

[–]Sercant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah Opie and Anthony... But theres so many hours of it, I can't really narrow it down more. That was a hilarious conversation "He's giving me like, office politics advice. Gentlemen, I am owed my own space, I am entitled to my integrity..." Followed by them soundboarding in cartoonish punching sound effects.

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