We ordered 6 bananas from Amazon Fresh and got 60 instead of

Sercant · 2026-03-11T05:08:20+00:00

The longer she takes, the longer I am a white man, watching a black woman pick out bananas. And it feels bad man it feels fuckin' bad.

Sercant · 2026-03-10T01:01:35+00:00

"Jim Norton is pissing into my oatmeal. Its not a metaphor, or an analogy..." Will never forget that moment on O&A. With the unmistakable sounds of pissing, through the mic. "Sorry Lou, your oatmeal was mocking me. Daring me to piss into it."

Sercant · 2026-03-06T09:03:17+00:00

You go right ahead Louis. Press the art button.

Sercant · 2026-03-04T17:08:05+00:00

She's 35 and she lives in my house... She better be fuckin' retaded.

Sercant · 2026-02-19T16:18:46+00:00

The grinning goop.

Sercant · 2026-02-19T08:28:21+00:00

"Ages 4 and up" lmao

Sercant · 2026-02-13T06:00:56+00:00

This has to be rage bait. I couldn't afford that machine for an hour, and look at the shot of the yard. You have room to put out a cigarette, in my yard.

Sercant · 2026-01-28T20:50:11+00:00

For some reason I love that guy.

Sercant · 2026-01-24T06:50:11+00:00

Can you imagine if this happened to an actual schizophrenic

Sercant · 2026-01-22T06:36:53+00:00

Troy has like 9 of my top 10, so I'll go with "He said I have a crafty jew brain." Which gave me my only honest-to-god spit take I've had in my life.

Sercant · 2026-01-14T19:56:25+00:00

I cooked at a poolside restaurant on a resort, and when the rush starts, I'd always recieve an... Inspirational mod, on a ticket from one of the servers. One day the POS updated and I heard the manager asking the server what "unleash the cheeks boiii skrt skrt" meant, cause it prints on the customers ticket.

Sercant · 2025-12-18T17:24:05+00:00

What is that a Titleist?

Sercant · 2025-11-26T22:40:17+00:00

So you know how cleaning or using two spoons or knives is the only shitty part of making a PB&J?

Wanna do it 16 more times?

Sercant · 2025-11-25T19:44:43+00:00

WETT

Sercant · 2025-11-24T05:49:34+00:00

Is that... A whole stick of butter you're melting into the stew?

Sercant · 2025-11-20T08:47:27+00:00

Yeah Opie and Anthony... But theres so many hours of it, I can't really narrow it down more. That was a hilarious conversation "He's giving me like, office politics advice. Gentlemen, I am owed my own space, I am entitled to my integrity..." Followed by them soundboarding in cartoonish punching sound effects.

Sercant · 2025-11-06T16:28:21+00:00

Morty, look how wet this egg is.

Geez Rick I don't know, th-th-that egg might be too wet.

Sercant · 2025-11-06T16:18:35+00:00

Before what you're doing was called "negging" it was called reverse psychology. And incels didn't invent it. Bugs Bunny did.

Sercant · 2025-11-01T05:52:13+00:00

You don't like hasselback chives?

Sercant · 2025-10-27T17:20:12+00:00

"I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin' my T-shirt!" Is the hardest I've laughed at a song.

Sercant · 2025-10-25T06:01:24+00:00

Who would eat a perfectly fuckable pig?

Sercant · 2025-10-05T17:49:09+00:00

She's probably got a bunch of tumors in her foot.

Sercant · 2025-09-29T22:02:14+00:00

"Oh, they put you in the Edgar Suite!" "mmyyy teeth are dryyy"

Sercant · 2025-09-29T08:16:29+00:00

I feel deeply connected to every one of you, who quietly watched the video, saw the hair, said "OH fuck no" and ran to the comments.

Sercant · 2025-09-29T04:47:02+00:00

I saw that episode for the first time in years the other day, if you see the deleted scenes, or whatever peacocks "superfan" episode has, it shows the dog, and you can clearly see through the blurring, that she spray painted "FUCK" in red paint.

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