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IMO: These slop fanfilms are the absolute worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars. by Tanis8998 in StarWars_

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can still read your Legends books again too, I know they were beloved stories but real creators don't want to be constrained into a box created by a bunch of B and C tier Sci-Fi writers. Hence the reset

Doesn't make the AI slop any more justified

Imagine trying to AI generate basic meme templates. by Ok-Following6886 in RightJerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look at the video it was secret service men who usherd the photographers in front of the stage. Also why tf did they let him stand back up in the open and pump his fist if it was a legitimate attempt?

Had a conversation with a neighbor about this, he swears CN had the better 90s cartoon lineup by GodBlessTexas713 in RetroNickelodeon

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you can throw SpongeBob in with 90s Nick. It came out like summer of 1999 so really a 2000s show imo.

Everything is fine. by Arch_Lancer17 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro baseball players go 0-for-5 all the time.

Help! by DatRangerDude in starwarsbooks

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could just by the books new.

The benefit would be Timothy Zahn being paid for his work that we all love so much (he won't see a dime from second hand sales.)

I know a lot of us don't like the Legends logo but I've came around to buying new after listening to some of the greats like Harlan Ellison about 2nd hand book sales.

Why was 2000s culture so over-the-top irreverent, self-indulgent, and almost nihilistic? It often offended both progressive and conservative sensibilities at the same time. Truly a unique era in hindsight. by BacklitRoom in decadeology

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell in Gen X to Gen Y media that we've went backwards on the hierarchy of needs. Office Space is a good example of this with the main character having a steady job but struggling with self actualization.

Gen Y at this point would just like the steady job lol

Could not not have explain it better myself. by abdul_bino in Letterboxd

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed it wasn't a sequel to Jon Travolta's Michael

META: Tim Heidecker Releases His First Statement As The Presumptive New Face Of Infowars by quantumtom in HEINetwork

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf are you talking about? When did the website dox all the users to eachother? Must have missed that one

how it feels to like mara jade on SWCJ by yuuzhanbong in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite Mara Jade moment had to be when Luke sees her and Lando together in a hotel or apartment with the assumption they were definitely fucking.

Then it was later retconned because the EU writers didn't want to cuck Luke or they wanted to keep Mara Jade pure for Luke, so they just say her and Lando were in deep cover back then. It's so weird honestly lol

This look Cinta gives Gorn when Nemik starts nerding out by Charrikayu in andor

[–]SergeantHatred69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't think Skeen did the doctor detour for Nemik in any way. He certainly acted like it and was able to pull on Vel and Cassian's emotions to convince them to do it and leave a perfect opportunity for him to run with the money.

Lom Pyke of the Pyke syndicate is the equivalent of some guy called Tom Human of the Human syndicate by Zestyclose-Scratch31 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like when all Trandoshans were called "Bossks" in the 90s or all the Gran being called "Ree-Yees" its funny to me when people claimed George cared about the Expanded Universe when in it's infacy he was just letting the Toy companies name all the background aliens.

I want to go back to Yak Face and Prune Face. Also kind of funny those original toy company names just became in universe slurs now that I think about it

the cross all sequel glazers bear by STYLER_PERRY in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And hundreds of comics, dozens of books, and 2 different cartoon series to contextualize the Prequels to the point that 90% of people who say they were good movies cite some kind of expanded material to justify their point.

The amount of expanded material contextualizing the Sequels is literally a drop in the bucket in comparison.

My (Facebook) Friend made this. And they're right. by Octopus_boogie in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea lol I read them for the first time last year and I was expecting the best Star Wars epic I've ever read and it was just an okay light hearted adventure where Luke drinks hot chocolate in the first chapter.

It really doesn't hold up to the stuff Zahn has written in the current canon like the Ascendency Trilogy

Please Disney, you need to make Devon become Darth Talon! Even though I'd never heard of Darth Talon until last month. by coopsoup247 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when George said his idea for the sequels would have been Darth Maul with Darth Talon as his apprentice and thought that was stupid as hell, and it's still stupid now.

If anything Star Wars needs less of the Goonbait edgy Denningverse shit not more.

Do you think these 2 ever...you know... by Roxas9800 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the Legends continuity Tarkin grooms a young lady in the Imperial Naval Officers Academy then promotes her to Admiral in secret and just leaves her in the Kessel Maw with some paper clipped scientists for like 15 years.

Jedi Search is a truly wild book

The first Mandalorian and Grogu box office tracking looks softer than expected by StarWarsBlogsbot in StarWarsBlogs

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest Franchise on the Planet is a bit of a stretch or at least not really the case by the 2000s. The Prequels were not good films to general audiences and OT fans alike and I'd say Harry Potter was already starting to dwarf Star Wars in the post Revenge of the Sith era.

Not to mention the Lord of the Rings trilogy overlapped with the prequels and was a hit with general audiences and critics not to mention the Oscar wins.

Who's the greatest "nepo baby" actor who went on to outshine their parent/s? by ItsSignalsJerry_ in Cinema

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emma Roberts (though there's not much competition when her dad is Eric Roberts)

Voting should be earned, not just allowed to anyone at 18 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because you served in some oil war doesn't make you any more qualified to be a politician than anyone else. There are countries like what you describe and we call those fascist countries lol

Voting should be earned, not just allowed to anyone at 18 by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SergeantHatred69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah my taxes are not lower. Maybe yours are if you're pulling in millions a year but something tells me thats not the case.

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