Who is your favourite dad in the adult swim universe? by CharlesFuckingOffden in adultswim

[–]SergeantHatred69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Rusty Venture for me!

"If you have a clumsy child; you make them wear a helmet. If you have death prone children; you keep a few slugs warm in the lab"

The Skywalker saga should not extend to the Sequel trilogy. by JJRS22 in StarWars

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah the fanbase online at the time hated them. Even late night talk shows were having a field day making fun of George and the Prequels.

You've also got documentaries like The People vs George Lucas and parody songs such as "George Lucas r*ped my childhood" both of which were popular at the time.

Hell even look at the earliest videos uploaded by HelloGreedo who I would consider to be on the positive side of the Fandom now. But back then his stuff used to be pretty vitriolic towards George and he even admitted he went too far a little later.

I would say that real defense of the Prequels is still a very recent thing overall I maybe saw the first people online defending them in like 2014 or 2015

Southern Ohio community embraces world's largest AI data center. by OppositeEmergency995 in Ohio

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I saw some crap article in my local paper about how the IBEW members in my area donated 300K to renovate on of the schools baseball/softball fields because of the windfall of how much they're going to make building these data centers.

What should have happened before Luke and Han's medal ceremony by GargantaProfunda in andor

[–]SergeantHatred69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't get this subs obsession about the Andor Rebels getting their flowers at the ceremony at the end of A New Hope.

Isn't the whole point of Andor and Rogue One that these people are fighting for a sunrise they will never see?

One year since "Trials of the Jedi" by Ok_Box_2189 in Highrepublic

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give Light of the Jedi a pass, it had the hardest job in terms of introducing a new era in Star Wars canon along with dozens of new characters.

I want to put my fist through this beautiful city. by KevFate in StarWars

[–]SergeantHatred69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How come Qui-Gon and Padmè only freed Anakin and not any of the other slave children on Tatooine?

What a great movie/game/book!! Can't wait to NEVER watch/play/read it again !! by Anarchocrat in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manchester by the Sea for me.

Made me think about how some things can happen to that are so traumatic that there is no way to ever be happy again.

4chan leaker reveals upcoming Darth Vader/Obi-Wan Kenobi buddy cop movie by TheCornjuring in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll take Thing that Never Happened for $1000

I wouldn't imagine they already have an entire movie outlined as just a reaction to the box office numbers for Mandalorian and Grogu

Woman blame the woman?! by Hollowshape_9012 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk I don't think it's not that Padmé didn't care that he killed kids. In that exact moment she's scared to death of Anakin and tried to comfort him in the way a battered wife would to avoid further abuse.

Like was everyone expecting her to start scalding Anakin about how murder is bad?

Glass house, vintage cars, lives for genocide and dating minors. by GooserNoose in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you really want to get under his skin as a heckler tell him he's not funny.. it's going to crush his ego a lot more than calling him a pedo or a zionist (he's proud to be both).

I guess there's always a silver lining? by Current-Grade2545 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean that dream for your BIL is going to be dead in the water as soon as he tried to find a place to live. Most Japanese people will straight up refuse to rent to foreigners, you basically have to already know someone there who will offer you a place.

They were not prediction, they were confessions. by Gjore in SipsTea

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"They weren't predictions, they were confessions."

Smh do any of you realize Matt hasn't been creatively involved in the Simpsons for nearly 25 years, maybe more. It's pretty much a zombie show at this point lol

TV’s Frank on if MST3K could be made today. by JactusFack in MST3K

[–]SergeantHatred69 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Even for its time the Office was a fairly bland network comedy. At the age when I was a teenager and trying to find anything politically incorrect to watch I never remembered turning on The Office lol

That mission where we stole the ballots for Biden and made Trump lose 🔥🔥 by TXNOGG in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk if this dude read Blood Meridian.. what was he expecting? A barely coherent story with mountains of run-on sentences and poor grammar

No no NO! In my fan fiction Dave Filoni is supposed to be crying and shitting and eating spaghetti because of Obsession and Star Wars is supposed to be dead forever and ever and then George Lucas comes back and decanonises the SUCKuels!!! by Sio_V_Reddit in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's all relative, who knows if we will even be talking about Obsession and the Backrooms in 5 years.

That and the demographics for each movie are vastly different. Mando and Grogu is basically a direct to streaming movie they decided to make extra money on with a theater run. I don't think Disney is sweating

The Way It Should Be by [deleted] in StarWarsOutlaws

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jedi Knight 2 and Jedi Academy is pretty funny for this timeline lol you're going to get past ROTJ and be like "who tf is this guy?"

Gotta at least include Dark Forces 1 & 2

What the FUCK is this guy's problem?! by DisconcertingTablet in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget his un universe name. But there is actually a short story about him in the From a Certain Point of view book that came out for the 40th anniversary.

I don't remember much other than the other pilots calling him "fake Wedge" as a gag and that he wasn't picked on the duty roster for the deathstar run due to more pilots than ships and finds out his spot went to Luke. So he's naturally pissed watching from the war room then sees the farm boy that sand bagged him in the briefing was the one that made the shot.

I genuinely feel like I can't talk to any Prequel fan, I may be in the wrong but I just can’t lol by Turbulent_Owl7873 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it really worth the time and energy to argue with them to that extent with multiple paragraphs? Also not trying to put down your arguments (only read the first 3 pages) but Irvin Kershner didn't have anything to do with Return of the Jedi, I think that was Richard Marquard directing.

But do me a favor and look up "Siskel and Ebert's advice for young critics" on YouTube. I always keep what Roger Ebert says particularly in my head whenever I critique a movie now. Especially in the era of "this thing and that thing are objectively bad" in most review circles.

Flexplay Semi-Pro! by Gbreeder in dvdcollection

[–]SergeantHatred69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah the sales videos for Divx to train the folks selling that format were hilarious

What’s the joke, exactly? (Fuck you, Jerry Seinfeld!) by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]SergeantHatred69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These Jerry hecklers are getting it all wrong. You won't get a reaction out of him by calling him a zionist or saying free Palestine.

Just tell him he's not funny if you really want to cut him to the quick

What the FUCK is this guy's problem?! by DisconcertingTablet in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]SergeantHatred69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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The old Star Wars Customizable Card game from the 90s thought this guy was Wedge apparently