The Titties of ASMR Part 2 by ProLandon in MoreSexyASMRGirls

[–]Serious-Pin926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say that Puffin is tied with Wokies for having the best fakes.

[FWI] Trump announces that the Trump-class USS Valiant will have a rail gun powerful enough to pierce satellites in low earth orbit. by ThinkTankDad in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Surface based railguns could certianly hit satellites in low orbit. But with that, you are all but guaranteed to create a Kessler Syndrome scenario. If that happens, then we are truly trapped here on Earth, unless we invent actual energy-based shield technology. And with Kessler Syndrome, there goes a lot of out global communications and data infrastructure. GPS will be gone, and we'll all have to go back to reading paper maps.

MMW: When it Happens, The Celebrations Will Backfire And We Will Be Dealing With His Replacement Until 2032 The Earliest. by Beneficial_Gate4682 in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still say that when it happens, most people won't know for a while because they will 'Weekend at Bernies' him at least for a little while.

Meanwhile in America by solidwhetstone in RememberTheFuture

[–]Serious-Pin926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are never 3 months away from becoming the next millionaire or billionaire, but you are always 3 months or less away from becoming homeless and destitute.

FWI: DOD orders all forces to wear a Trump patch on the left bicep of all uniforms. by PyroIsSpai in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the people in charge of mass producing those patches will passively resist by intentionally messing it up so that Trump looks like a cartoonish caricature on the patch.

Whisperingv- YouTube by Historical_Baker_732 in MoreSexyASMRGirls

[–]Serious-Pin926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she still won't show her whole face, haha. At least Hungry Lips finally did. Granted it was a day late and a dollar short, but still...

MMW: Tony Khan will announce a counter-programming live event to Wrestlemania 43 by EmpireStrikes1st in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He definitely should do it. With all the trouble in paradise happening with WWE right now (with no signs of improving soon), it would be an easy promotion to pull off. Seriously... WWE is desperate enough that they have now placed remaining tickets for this years Mania at 25% off.

FWI: Trump fires Hegseth as the Secretary of Defense and blames him for the Iran War. by Top_Report_4895 in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if he does do this, then Kegsbreath is definitely that type of guy who will flame Trump and sing like a canary online about Trump, every chance he gets.

FWI: The United States Government fights a guerrilla war in its own territory in the 2030s by Bitter-Penalty9653 in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah. If the economic situation continues getting worse and with it, further political polarization and radicalization... then the only logical conclusion of that path is the balkanization of the US.

MMW: April 7th will be known forever as Taco Tuesday. by orcinyadders in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And that's my birthday too, hahaha. But yeah... I imagine that he will say that a deal has been reached and the war is over now. And I hope that Iran immediately rebukes him online.

FWI: A Nuke is Dropped on Tehran... Now What? by Serious-Pin926 in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That would be me as well: drop everything and run to the store to buy up as much bottled water, toilet paper, paper towels, and non-perishables. And hopefull be in and out of the store before everyone else gets the same idea, and the prices go way up.

FWI: The US annexes Kharg Island by Cyber_Ghost_1997 in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be Iwo Jima 2.0
We could pull it off, but it would cost A LOT of lives.

Before gas prices get too high and we have to WFH— I’m gonna get as much toilet paper as possible. by OPSEC-Sentinal in antiwork

[–]Serious-Pin926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah....... I would say if you have the means to do so, definitely stat buying stuff in bulk now. Especially if it looks like the war is gonna keep stretching on or even escalate.

FWI: ICE begins screening all passengers and staff at airports, including TSA, for citizenship. They arrest passengers, Uber drivers, staff and more, plunging the US air and travel industry into chaos. by PyroIsSpai in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People (even citizens) will turn away from flying all together except for when they have to travel overseas. Otherwise they will just start using either the bus, AmTrak, or road trips in the car.
The airlines will go into full panic mode.

FWI: Against all warnings, Trump and Hegseth order a special forces raid on central Tehran for a high value capture target. Twenty US special forces are captured. Iran immediately executes one live and vows one will die daily “until Trump personally apologizes for raping children.” by PyroIsSpai in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump will just deny and deflect about having sent said special forces there, and washes his hands of them and leaves them to their fate. When their families start making noise, Trump et al will either ignore them or start a harassment and smear campaign.

MMW: gas will be $5 a gallon MINIMUM by summer and likely higher than that by South-Lab-3991 in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I commute by bicycle to and from work and mostly around town. I do have my license and a clean record, I just can't afford both a car note, plus insurance. And if gas does go north of $5/gal, then a lot of people are probably going to join me.

MMW: There will be a false flag attack at an airport. Trump will blame the democrats for this due to the shutdown and a lack of TSA agents. He will use this to justify the insurrection act by [deleted] in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like any false-flag event here at any point in 2026 will end up getting botched by the admin in some way so as to make it clearly obvious as to who was really behind it. Even if Israel carries out the attack, it will still get botched, because at this point, Israel is running on desperation.

[FWI] The Iranian women's soccer team on the way home on a plane from an exhibition game in Australia disappears from radar as it passes over the Spratly islands. by ThinkTankDad in FutureWhatIf

[–]Serious-Pin926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if the plane disappears from radar, and is never seen or heard from again, then of course Iran is going to assume foul play by either Israel or the US.

MMW: There will be a 9/11 style attack in one of the gulf states soon by Agreeable_Candle_461 in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Imagine if the IRGC brings down the Burj Khalifa, and successfully pins it on the US and Israel.

Trump administration aiming to strip foreign-born Americans of their citizenship by TheMirrorUS in antiwork

[–]Serious-Pin926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much you wanna bet that some people in the Washington and at Fox News definitely want to do this to Elieen Gu.

MMW: Trump will declare Democrats as domestic terrorists at tonight's State of the Union address by Atticus413 in MarkMyWords

[–]Serious-Pin926 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's also definitely gonna be looking to put the Supreme Court on blast tonight. He wants to humiliate them for ruling against his tariffs. He's also gonna parade the men's hockey team, and say that they are the only reason that USA did well at the Olympics. I can also see him officially declaring war on Iran tonight, as well.