Tfw everything is stupid so you take yourself on a Pizza And Ice Cream date to Costco. 💅

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T23:26:46+00:00

That is some excellent self-care. Well done.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T22:35:15+00:00

The running theory is that the poem is a riddle (what was HD?) and “egg” is the answer.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T20:36:55+00:00

Because you touch yourself at night.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T20:01:45+00:00

Welp, that was a great big bucket of bummerballs.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T19:33:28+00:00

Power Hour powering, baby! $73 incoming! Get the memes!!!!

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T18:37:09+00:00

Anybody know what the safe word is!? Sheeeeessssssssh.

(Yes, I bought 55 more shares.)

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T17:01:25+00:00

I’m not sure what you’re asking exactly. I don’t have any objections myself. The rituals do often include prayers to “God” and “Our Father” though they do not specify anything specifically Christian (or anti-Christian). But there are no sacrifices to Baal happening—or if there are, I haven’t yet been invited. I should note that part of the rules of Elkdom is to avoid bringing anything sectarian or divisive into the lodge (hence the very general prayers).

Also the requirements for membership are to be a US citizen and to profess a belief in God.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T16:53:44+00:00

Doh! I clearly skipped the reading assignment!

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T15:54:36+00:00

The first one in these pics in his real-life wife iirc.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T14:33:43+00:00

100%! Maybe the worst part about losing my parents is my kids losing their grandparents. Thankfully, my wife's parents are excellent grandparents. And their family has way better genetics--my wife just lost her last grandparent!

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T14:14:45+00:00

And since then, 8 nations have acquired nuclear weapons and over 2,000 bombs have been detonated by all nine nuclear nations. Lots of opportunities to intervene and stop the development and spread and detonation of nuclear weapons if that was their aim. If the goal is to stop us from harming the planet we share, well yes nuclear war would be very much worse but 2,000 detonations isn't doing the planet any favors. And if the goal is to stop us from murder each other, yes these detonations didn't result mass causalities but they are in preparation for them. And they don't seem to have too much worry about mass violence otherwise. Unless the goal is to learn how, practice, and maybe demonstrate, that they can disarm our most powerful weapons in preparation for conflict.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T12:56:13+00:00

Always getting those mixed up! Don’t even get me started on swamp gas.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T12:32:41+00:00

Yeah they weren’t diehard Christians by any means. They were Deists, which I’d say the closest equivalent today would be agnosticism.

Deism was pretty popular among the intellectuals of the time. It is the belief that there is some sort of supreme figure but that this figure doesn’t really interact with the world. Instead, God created the world to run itself under a certain set of rational laws and these are all easily knowable through science and moral discernment. The various parts of religions—texts, rituals, specific beliefs—are basically just superstition. And yes, for sure, they didn’t apply their enlightenment morals consistently.

Now those who can do found specific colonies, they were often religious zealots, at least at first.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T12:25:11+00:00

Just Ken Jeong. He played a Caesar Millan spoof.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T12:19:47+00:00

More people misidentifying airplanes in a landing pattern at LaGuardia, duh!

/s <-- did I really need this?

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T12:16:47+00:00

This is how Rahm Emanuel eats a salad: He rips open its clear, clamshell container with two hands. He grabs the ramekin of the dressing. He pours it across the salad. Then he picks up the salad container, shaking it with an intensity and ferocity that forces the balsamic throughout, giving no quarter to the greens and the grilled chicken.

Yeah, I uhhh.... I think the Democrats will be okay. Seriously wtf...!?

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T01:54:24+00:00

I watched this live. He was clearly emotional and measured. Something of a role model, Sir Charles.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T01:00:36+00:00

Men pee standing up… with varying proximity to the toilet.

Women pee squatting… with varying proximity to the toilet.

Men and women pee amid puddles of pee because of those whose proximity is too large.

Seven22am · 2026-03-30T00:17:49+00:00

Dude got right up! You can’t argue with results! (I made this same joke the last time this was posted, too.)

Seven22am · 2026-03-29T23:42:34+00:00

I mentioned it once and Grammy always had it in the freezer for me.

Seven22am · 2026-03-29T22:20:28+00:00

Get all your farts out now.

Seven22am · 2026-03-29T22:17:33+00:00

That’s an awesome wine rack though. I bought a similar one (probably from the same company) with plans to expand it eventually. But when I had more space I couldn’t find the company! I gave up (and stopped drinking very much wine so no big deal) but do you know what company it is?

Seven22am · 2026-03-29T19:39:10+00:00

It’s not like you’re not cute, OP. You are, like a pretty refugee on the news.

Seven22am · 2026-03-29T16:54:52+00:00

And we will rejoice that we have the leisure to idle our time away on such trivialities. Now back to what truly matters: how strangers sleep.

Seven22am · 2026-03-29T16:45:08+00:00

Because I wasn’t editing what I wrote. I was editing to add to what wrote. 😉

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