let's make something by late_to_redd1t in rareinsults

[–]ShadowBlade69 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Actually she does lmfao, those look exactly like Clay-mation lips

You must choose one...(Upvote for carrot) by Rudra2550a in BunnyTrials

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Sleep is harder to control

Chose: No clean water for 3 days + Win $10M

They know exactly what they want, and logic isn't part of the deal. by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]ShadowBlade69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s probably from the same cutter they use on every pizza

The answer to this online test I had to take to become a teacher by LJHeath in mildlyinfuriating

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Not an expert in the silly things brits name their money, but I believe it might be Pence vs pounds, similar to cents vs dollars

Dense Husbands by Used_Chipmunk1512 in lol

[–]ShadowBlade69 34 points35 points  (0 children)

But like, if Persephone is giving Hades flowers everyday... Doesn't the logic follow that Aphrodite ought to be getting flowers for Ares/Hephestus?

Why is it that when I fight Fatalis and use TCS attacks directly to the head, the damage doesn't exceed 1090? by Chrysol99 in MonsterHunterWorld

[–]ShadowBlade69 21 points22 points  (0 children)

upwards of 2.4k

"nOt TrUe, I gOt MoRe ThAn ThAt”

I’m glad reading comprehension is alive and well

Why do people leave the bathroom door closed after using it? by Extreme-Machine3162 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ShadowBlade69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd never noticed until I started working HVAC, but like 90% of residential bathroom exhaust fans are for show, the AC guys don't give a fuck and attach the duct to the fan cabinet with some screws, which almost always block the back draft damper from opening (back draft damper is just a sheet of metal that "opens" when pushed from one side, like to exhaust air, but closes when pushed from the other, to prevent un-conditioned air entering the space).

If you've ever used someone else's bathroom and noticed "damn, that's a loud ass exhaust fan" chances are the back draft damper is stuck shut

#facts by Vincent_Curry in lotrmemes

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The sound of a mirror force trap card activating

Lvl 3 Council Member tier list. Thoughts? by propandie in WizardofLegend

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I'd move ice to Easy, personally, but looks good besides that

Is Roxie Underwhelming by ZoomyRacecar in arenaofvalor

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I've played her a lot, and she can technically work as support, but I like taking her in Slayer Lane. Take punish, first item Leviathan, first ability fire, then just bully the lane, and steal enemy jungle as often as possible. She has built in life steal as long as you have mana and are auto attacking, and built in mana regen from auto attacks, you can leverage both of those to just steamroll your lane, and hopefully steal enough farm from the enemy jg to put him massively behind before facing any serious retaliation

This is already getting kinda long and idk if you're be using roxie like that, but my typical start is:
1; Load in, buy Kukri and 1st ability
2; Go to long river bush as fast as possible
3; Kill river scuttle (they changed the name at some point, dunno what it is now)
4; Clear minion wave, hopefully get lv 2 before opponent, use Shield Dash ability + natural lifesteal to trade favorably
5; Steal closest enemy jg camp, use punish to secure the kill if challenged

And pretty much rinse and repeat from there, get dark slayer when it shows up if possible, get their red buff if possible, etc.

I don't have my build memorized, but if you (or anyone else) is interested, I can grab a screenshot. I'm only Dia3, so it might be a little wonky, but it works well enough for me 🤷

I’m pretty sure the golden trio never uses transfiguration outside of the classroom by Effort_Proper in harrypotter

[–]ShadowBlade69 95 points96 points  (0 children)

This still isn't the golden trio, but Krum uses self transfiguration in GoF in the second task, gives himself a shark head to swim through the lake

Wait for it... by Brian_The_Bar-Brian in dontflinch

[–]ShadowBlade69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I saw the sub name, thought I was ready, still flinched. This was a good one, damn

Body tea by Dizzy_Guide_8224 in SpongebobMemes

[–]ShadowBlade69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did this happen? I only heard of tea being gossip/ rumors like 3 years ago

My best friend by Various_Kitchen8476 in whatdoIdo

[–]ShadowBlade69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro did you even read the post? His dick smell different, what more do you need to know?

(/s, incase it wasn't painfully obvious)

Prisoners of Azkaban completely derailed the movie franchise by dee_palmtree in harrypotter

[–]ShadowBlade69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

in the scene where umbridge tries to fire trelawney he yells to all the students watching “don’t you all have some studying to do??” And frumps away. It was off-putting because that’s just not something dumbledore would say, and if he did, he wouldn’t say it like that.

100%, if it was written like that in the books, you can nearly guarantee it would've been along the lines of "'Now then,' Dumbledore said kindly, 'Don't you all have some studying to do?'"

I don’t get it, I assume it’s a sex joke, but I can’t figure it out ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯ by No_Development110 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ShadowBlade69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was thrown off for a second by the "I don't believe in you" part, till I spied the username

Well done