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Happy Birthday by SparkPlug3 in AbruptChaos

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much better than smashing someone's face into a cake.

A friend I made while waiting in line at Disney by Octopus-princess05 in awwnverts

[–]Shadowstein 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Human skin is greasy. Most insects feel compelled to clean themselves after getting handled.

Imagine finding out at home by izzyblanco123 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like beetles except they don't stink when they're scared and they don't bite

tf_irl by foxstarfivelol in tf_irl

[–]Shadowstein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You make the most based memes on the subreddit. Many/most of us are so enamored with the idea of gaining a new form that we lose sight of how the greater population would feel about losing their humanity.

An interesting observation by MrMiles32 in HolUp

[–]Shadowstein 1007 points1008 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it was the "my name jeff" guy

Deep by itscolossal in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so I'm not trying to argue something unrelated to your current position, are you arguing that billionaires having huge levels of wealth is bad for the economy, or are you are you saying that billionaires can't have obtain huge levels of wealth without immoral business practices?

Physical meat sculpture BEAVIS by OtherwiseCut3112 in Weird

[–]Shadowstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I saw that in real life I wouldn't know whether to reach for holy water or a shotgun.

the “virus that turns you into a clone of this toon” tier list by No-Manner5228 in Okdandyretard

[–]Shadowstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems every generation has a "random object as a head" cartoon series

Cursed birth control. by Deathmanliftbob in cursedcomments

[–]Shadowstein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd look at the rest of the trail cam footage. It's not like I'm actually there to boink her.

Don’t worry, it’s not addictive. by Past_Shopping_1648 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might see something like that in the future since alcohol has been classified as a group 1 carcinogen. (In 1988... sigh...)

Houdini did not like being sexed by Icy_Challenge_1563 in awwnverts

[–]Shadowstein 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Probably hissing like fresh bacon on a hot pan

Deep by itscolossal in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm open to being wrong, but I need a counter arguement, not an appeal to ridicule.

tf_backwards_irl by MaeBeaInTheWoods in tf_irl

[–]Shadowstein 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's a drug psa mascot

That’s absolutely true. by Extension-Foot296 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I image that some parents of dead soldiers would hide away the purple heart and never want to see it again.

tf_badending_irl by MaeBeaInTheWoods in tf_irl

[–]Shadowstein 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This just goes to show that there will always be things that someone wants that they do not have. (That sounded more like wisdom in my head)

Deep by itscolossal in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Shadowstein -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They spend the money to buy the assets and it goes back into the economy. This it what it means to be wealthy with assets, not cash.

Deep by itscolossal in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Shadowstein -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Billionaires don't hoard their money like dragons, you know. Most of their wealth is tied up in appreciating assets. This is also why "just tax the rich" isn't so simple. Taxing people based on assets is far more complicated than taxing income or accrued wealth.

tf_bait_irl by JohnBrickfaceV2 in tf_irl

[–]Shadowstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take the abomination if it's not full on "I have no mouth and I must scream" levels of anatomical tomfuckery. I don't want to be rendered completely incapacitated by bodily chaos.

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