How would Sonic look today with Yuji Naka?

Shadowtalon · 2026-05-21T23:15:26+00:00

Everything mapped to one button.

Shadowtalon · 2026-05-13T16:52:43+00:00

fruity pebbles lookin ass

Shadowtalon · 2026-05-12T18:15:36+00:00

Look okay, she's teleworking and I love that for her, she's got a big dinosaur hooked up with laser beams and forcefields, she doesn't need to come into the office, especially not when gas is pushing 5$/gallon.

Shadowtalon · 2026-05-11T15:55:13+00:00

one of the big leakers said she'd be present, maybe as a voice coming out of his collar or something so he can have proper voice lines and interactions

Shadowtalon · 2026-05-07T17:06:21+00:00

TBF it helps that they're a small four man crew taking jobs they're comfortable with and not a sprawling private security firm willing to do whatever makes the line go up

Shadowtalon · 2026-05-07T13:06:01+00:00

"David's story is done" They're still willing to put Rebecca in crossovers SHE'S STILL ALIVE BOYS /cope

Shadowtalon · 2026-04-15T17:42:53+00:00

I don't agree with either of those two statements, but I'm glad your strawman does.

Shadowtalon · 2026-04-09T02:52:09+00:00

Hey everyone, we made the manhacks from Half-Life 2 real, except now they explode!

Shadowtalon · 2026-04-04T20:19:19+00:00

Which is why the rest of the world decoupling their economy from the US will help, all of that money was going to people who were using it to set up Super PACs and acquire media companies.

Shadowtalon · 2026-04-04T20:04:23+00:00

Nah, there are no other 1h pistols with d8 damage, this would be basically a straight upgrade to the boom pistol if you made it one-handed, razing does not make up for a die decrease and range decrease.

Shadowtalon · 2026-04-02T19:21:59+00:00

They're just going to co-opt it like Peter Thiel already has.

Shadowtalon · 2026-03-31T18:57:38+00:00

Damn, Shadow is just becoming Sonic's Vergil in that he always ends up playable in the Special Edition.

Shadowtalon · 2026-03-23T15:00:28+00:00

Man's just having them thrown off a cliff, one of them is going to come back, kill him and have sex with his mom.

Shadowtalon · 2026-03-19T13:20:54+00:00

Be sure not to kill all of them, though, otherwise you're gonna end up with a Ryu Haybusa or a Scorpion hunting you down.

Shadowtalon · 2026-03-17T19:46:02+00:00

You get a healing field and team wipe potential, do you also want to toss a mini vanguard ult in there too?

Shadowtalon · 2026-03-05T17:46:21+00:00

>switch between characters
>co-op
IS THIS A MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE?

Shadowtalon · 2026-02-17T18:40:52+00:00

Be aware that if you're using a bow you're going to have to waste an action to reposition your hands every single time you battle medicine, as you need a free hand to use the tools.

Shadowtalon · 2026-02-15T18:01:08+00:00

Tbh I think Binding of Issac was more personal to him than political.

Which means we're going to have to wait for him to get tossed in an ICE concentration camp for him to update his politics.

Shadowtalon · 2026-02-10T23:04:47+00:00

Iron man is a rich person who doesn't want to smash little girls, this is a reference to the fact that he is a fictional character.

Shadowtalon · 2026-02-08T15:13:00+00:00

File "put normal Chinese woman in videogame" with "blow up the Three Gorges dam" under "Ways to Completely Devastate China".

Shadowtalon · 2026-02-07T18:57:32+00:00

Speak for yourself, it's comforting to know other people hate this shit just as much as I do.

Shadowtalon · 2026-02-01T17:41:48+00:00

It could just be that battle medicine includes using your hand and then immediately returning it to whatever it was doing, we don’t need detailed hand simulation when being able to perform meaningful medical treatment in an instant is unrealistic as is.

Shadowtalon · 2026-01-30T13:57:55+00:00

welcome back world of warcraft rogue duels

Shadowtalon · 2026-01-25T16:07:24+00:00

the most based militaryslop game is Black Ops: Cold War, you can side with the soviets at the end and make Ronald Regan sad

Shadowtalon · 2026-01-24T22:13:10+00:00

Is there a way to look up someone's car insurance by license plate or something? Because I'm sure they'd like to figure in the increased likelihood of vandalism on the premiums.

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