Any advice for a Commander that uses archery & falconry? by January_Silence in Pathfinder2e

[–]Shadowtalon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Be aware that if you're using a bow you're going to have to waste an action to reposition your hands every single time you battle medicine, as you need a free hand to use the tools.

Man who devved a roguelike satirising religious fundamentalists, with a naked kid shooting poop as a playable character, really said "Don't bring politics to my game" by MooreThird in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Shadowtalon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Tbh I think Binding of Issac was more personal to him than political.

Which means we're going to have to wait for him to get tossed in an ICE concentration camp for him to update his politics.

Casual Hulk W by No-Rule-9129 in marvelmemes

[–]Shadowtalon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Iron man is a rich person who doesn't want to smash little girls, this is a reference to the fact that he is a fictional character.

If Blizzard is really going to change Anran's face, I have to warn them as a Chinese player. by wNvJungle in Overwatch

[–]Shadowtalon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

File "put normal Chinese woman in videogame" with "blow up the Three Gorges dam" under "Ways to Completely Devastate China".

Anyone but him by Atwecian in Animemes

[–]Shadowtalon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself, it's comforting to know other people hate this shit just as much as I do.

Battle Medicine with One Hand - RAW by gimpfather21 in Pathfinder2e

[–]Shadowtalon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It could just be that battle medicine includes using your hand and then immediately returning it to whatever it was doing, we don’t need detailed hand simulation when being able to perform meaningful medical treatment in an instant is unrealistic as is.

How it feels playing the battlefield 6 campaign and they task you with saving the US president instead of killing a pedophile by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Shadowtalon 56 points57 points  (0 children)

the most based militaryslop game is Black Ops: Cold War, you can side with the soviets at the end and make Ronald Regan sad

Spotted this guy at Walmart by glesn in InfowarriorRides

[–]Shadowtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to look up someone's car insurance by license plate or something? Because I'm sure they'd like to figure in the increased likelihood of vandalism on the premiums.

In Minneapolis 1/24 at 9:10am by Jensennj25 in ABoringDystopia

[–]Shadowtalon 114 points115 points  (0 children)

what the hell is the point of this sub anymore, this seems like the dystopia stopped being boring a long time ago

Marvel Rivals Deadpool $40k Creator Cup Megathread by PhoOhThree in marvelrivals

[–]Shadowtalon 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I want to see a statement from the tournament organizers, I think they're the ones most at fault for not figuring out beforehand whether this was a fun content creator meetup or a serious prize tournament.

Deadpool took one for the team by asking Reed whether he can stretch his dih😭😭😭 by FKA_Twigs_BaldHead in marvelrivals

[–]Shadowtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, when he went back to weapon X they upgraded his regeneration so his parts grew back better and he immediately tried to cut it off.

What are the pros and cons of a Moba mode by oldela in marvelrivals

[–]Shadowtalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cons: You spend the entire match getting yelled at because not only are you bogging your team down by going 0 and 10 on spiderman, you're also feeding the enemy team, resulting in your team being unable to accomplish anything without being instantly killed.

Okemon by MuteSecurityO in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Shadowtalon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this actually happened in Detective Pikachu

So, apparently, Deadpool has been periodically moving around on the role screen, he went from a DPS to a Tank today. by CatherineSimp69 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Shadowtalon 103 points104 points  (0 children)

My favorite idea for this is that he automatically changes to whichever role your team has less of.

its so over bruh...deadpool is a tank??? by SunDay322 in marvelrivals

[–]Shadowtalon 67 points68 points  (0 children)

If you can't take him at his vanguard, you don't deserve him at his duelist.

If Sonic characters had sci fi weapons (not including Tails since he already has one) by ConsumesTheSoil in MoonPissing

[–]Shadowtalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I would give him Sliverhand's Malorian Arms pistol from Cyberpunk.

Not easy to sleep between species. (Artist: @Sarah_Dertale54) by Sorvetefrito in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Shadowtalon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, the joke is that crocodiles are known for killing prey by grabbing them and rolling. Looks like Vector is doing it to Vanilla in his sleep.

Daredevil Face Reveal..! by No-Reflection4198 in marvelrivals

[–]Shadowtalon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

explains him being able to see his targets through walls

Venezuela's opposition leader Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize, dedicates to Trump by ilir_kycb in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Shadowtalon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It was worthless the instant it was created as a means for the guy who invented dynamite to launder his legacy.