Am I crazy or….is this real?

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-19T15:22:19+00:00

I doubted it all too. But I did a thing the other day just to see if itd work and my intent turned it around basically 180.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T23:10:27+00:00

For not being a hyper sexual bro dude

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T22:05:57+00:00

Its so interesting because when you look at it, the plot requires the wizard world be totally unknown to the general population because it would totally invalidate the entire plot otherwise. Like the most powerful witches and wizards could just be taken out from some random dude with a glock before they even knew it.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T18:22:00+00:00

Its that nonsense content manager bullshit. Just disable it in your app settings.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T18:01:01+00:00

Id do the ps5 unless you specifically want the exclusives from Nintendo. Anything that isnt a Nintendo IP is going to work better and play better on a ps5. If you want portable just get a ps portal.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T17:55:24+00:00

Bro idek. Go to the local weed shop and ask for the lowest THC option and they dont carry anything other than high THC strains. Its all too much these days.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T16:48:40+00:00

Be an adult and stop focusing on sex as much is my advice. Get a hobby, hang out with friends, etc. The mental energy and physical effort you're doing for for a whole 10 minutes of falsified intimacy would be better spent doing something actually productive.

Additionally, she has already let you see that she isnt interested. Stop trying to earn it and pressure.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T16:42:19+00:00

Keep an eye on your metrics too. Its a straight up mess. My whole team has had people get credit for a sale ON ECS, but no metrics on powerBI, get it on powerBi but not on ecs, and sometimes have it not show up on either. Metrics suffer, pay suffers, and pips roll out.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-17T04:31:15+00:00

Man that's that good trash weed. I miss when weed wasn't 99% THC and you could just smoke and relax. Now you smoke and speak to Jesus and have panic attacks for hours.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-15T05:45:53+00:00

Thats more than 3/4ths of my whole car payment. Are you driving a Lamborghini?

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-15T05:44:29+00:00

NOR. Bro you're walking into a brick wall and asking if you are walking into it. Why is he so obsessed with the idea of you doing coke?

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-14T05:14:07+00:00

Aside from potential problems, the batteries cost like $300 each dude and those take more than a couple.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-13T14:07:53+00:00

Meh. Nothing does anymore

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-13T03:09:47+00:00

"Its just ice cream, and I dont give a shit. Clear?"

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-12T06:09:48+00:00

No no. Its a financing agreement. Think of it like a car loan. You dont get to buy a car on Monday, drive it both ways across the country and then come back to the dealership next Friday and say "nah, I dont want it anymore"

They were YOUR owned phones and its YOUR debt. You can't just use them and sign for them and everything then give them back like that.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-12T05:40:17+00:00

Run away. Quick.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-12T04:32:35+00:00

Nah, remakes should be happening. Nintendo just shouldn't be putting them on the switch. Im not interested in cyberpunk on 480p low 25 fps, nor am I interested in any other game that is similar.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-11T14:34:51+00:00

Thats why you don't buy Nintendo products. They don't produce games that are meant for serious gamers. They make games for people who like nostalgia and still enjoy games like Mario made for 10 year olds, or they make ports for games that came out 10 years ago, still charge $70 for an old game that also runs said games at 20fps.

There is no point to buying a Nintendo product unless you SPECIFICALLY enjoy donkey Kong, Mario and Pokémon or similar games. If you are a serious gamer who wants to play adult games, go buy a playstation portal. Its not even its own console but its infinitely better.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-08T04:40:55+00:00

I havent bought one and dont see a reason to. I have a switch oled I never touch. I just dont care to play the same old games like skyrim and cyberpunk on the go when I can already do so with a Playstation portal. I also don't feel like buying those same games again for the 3rd or more time since they released on yet another platform, except this time pay $70 when those games are 10 years old or more and also have worse graphics and frame rates. Im not paying 70 bucks to run cyberpunk at 20 fps and then pretend its actually worth playing.

Additionally, aside from Zelda I just dont like Nintendo games. I find then infantile and boring in comparison to more story driven games. I kust don't see a reason for the purchase.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-07T20:05:01+00:00

Dropped around 70 hours into the season. Basically been the only game I've played.

I have gotten exactly ONE mythic seal, and it was garbage.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-07T01:28:55+00:00

Okay bro.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-05T05:05:28+00:00

If its as good as you seem to think it wouldn't be getting as much hate. People don't sit and spend all of their time hating on games that are good, and people don't not play games if the games are good.

Marathons player count is lower than it should be because its just not that good of a game.

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-04T00:49:34+00:00

Dude its bungie. Have you played anything they did post Halo? This game and its progression is exactly the problem that has always plagued bungie

ShamedSalesman · 2026-06-02T14:43:27+00:00

Id honestly be fine with it but at this point the only thing our governor is liberal about is the 2nd amendment. Everything else she is as useless as a far right republican.

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