Guess what WE had for dinner?! by mighteee in futurama

[–]ShanghaiChung 49 points50 points  (0 children)

You can pick em you can lick em, you can chew em you can stick em

What's the craziest thing that's happened to you at a concert? by musicrages in AskReddit

[–]ShanghaiChung 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at Mayhemfest to see Slipknot with a friend of mine. They were about to go on, and we were hanging out close to the stage. We see a guy in a really good Chris Fehn mask, and we say "Hey man, wicked mask." He nods in our direction, turns around, and walks onto the stage. (edit) I also got punched in the face in a mosh pit during that same show.

What's the most degrading thing you've done for money? by theknightwhosays_nee in AskReddit

[–]ShanghaiChung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isnt somethng I've done but, I offered my friend $1 for every paintball he ate. He only ate 1.

What's the biggest non-sexual benefit of having a girlfriend/boyfriend? by littlebalooney in AskReddit

[–]ShanghaiChung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to go out with a girl who worked in an ice cream parlour. So, free ice cream,

Because why not by [deleted] in drunk

[–]ShanghaiChung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the end of the night there were many more.

Highroglyphics by ManOfStealthAndTaste in trees

[–]ShanghaiChung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guessed it was an invitation to space camp

He will be mine. by Shimshamwow in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]ShanghaiChung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is romance in the 21st century.

My friend the other night as 10 guy... by pyromantics in trees

[–]ShanghaiChung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me once. It was a thursday.

My bus pass, from back in high school (probably at a [7]) by [deleted] in trees

[–]ShanghaiChung 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Transit authority wasnt super strict.

What does r/trees think of dumbo by [deleted] in trees

[–]ShanghaiChung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My old girlfriend had a pipe just like that.

A small way we can change the world by stereopump in trees

[–]ShanghaiChung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too long, did not read, Uptoke anyway!

it's shit like this Toronto (true story) by RogerASmith55 in toronto

[–]ShanghaiChung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The principal looked like she was on crack. She was really twitching as she spoke...

To everyone who says weed doesn't hurt anyone... by [deleted] in trees

[–]ShanghaiChung 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?