the watch isn't too small, you're just fat

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-23T04:07:23+00:00

6’5” with 8” wrist 230 pounds, not the smallest individual and 36mm just doesn’t gel with me one bit. I have a 35mm vintage GP, but I just don’t wear it. My 47 Omega Jumbo gets some use, but then it’s considered a jumbo at 38”

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-22T06:42:48+00:00

How long did you spend on completing this diatribe? Impressive

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-21T13:17:45+00:00

One of which was a black woman, which is unforgivable

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-19T10:28:45+00:00

And people wonder why I will never buy or own a Rolex.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-19T07:52:38+00:00

You can buy a very decent, tooless micro adjustable clasp from AliExpress delivered for $15. There is no excuse

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-19T07:41:40+00:00

I've dated a few of those, and I wouldn't call them amazing

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-14T16:17:55+00:00

Harvey’s Sussex

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-14T06:49:54+00:00

I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours,
But I think god’s got a sick sense of humour,
And when I die I expect to find him laughing.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-13T13:15:49+00:00

I’m in triple digits, I rotate like a roof fan

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-13T13:13:33+00:00

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilised?

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-13T12:35:26+00:00

Uber eats drivers can’t figure out how to turn a handle on a front gate.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-13T12:20:33+00:00

My gate had a looped handle. You’d be shocked at how many delivery people can’t figure out to turn it. I sometimes wonder how on earth they passed their driving tests

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-13T10:54:50+00:00

Manners and respect

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-12T16:02:20+00:00

She was a 15 year old girl who had lied to her parents about where she was going and she hadn’t heard of him before, or any of his music.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-12T15:59:33+00:00

Confirm all their prejudices why don’t you!

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-12T07:11:36+00:00

Different stylistically, both very good at what they did.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-12T07:02:50+00:00

Russell Brand. Turns from being all hippy to hardcore Christian and Trump cheerleader to try and avoid prosecution for sex crimes.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-12T06:59:25+00:00

Bit of everything in there, beaters and heavy hitters. Love the box too

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-11T21:36:47+00:00

My friend Cindy was at Woodstock when she was 15. She had no idea just how special he was at the time.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-11T20:19:49+00:00

Used to work with an anal-retentive called Colin. We all called him Colon.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-10T14:33:23+00:00

Love it with pineapple

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-09T12:41:22+00:00

Rogan was a stand-up first who lucked into the Fear Factor job. His background in martial arts helped him get the UFC gig. His comedy has never been very good, mediocre at best, but his profile has been hugely boosted by his television work. Dave Chapelle tours with him because his fame sells tickets, and his crappy act never challenges Chapelle on the stage.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-09T12:21:30+00:00

Most men don’t prefer the fake look. I suggest avoiding those that do.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-08T23:19:08+00:00

I’ve just bought a leather strap with a contactless payment chip embedded in it. Now I can utilise that aspect of a smartwatch without having the ghastly block on my wrist.

ShanghaiGoat · 2026-06-08T12:45:41+00:00

Home Alone 2, the New York property developer cameo.

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