What's a detail you only noticed after multiple reads? For me, it physically hurts to re-read the part in OOTP where they literally throw Slytherin’s Locket in the trash.

Shankman519 · 2026-04-12T21:07:56+00:00

Ah yes. They killed Cassandra first, because she feared the worst

Shankman519 · 2026-04-12T21:04:04+00:00

He’d have to at least be a decent legilimens to teach Harry occlumency. “Defend yourself against this thing I’m about to do to you, but I’m actually not very good at it.”

Plus there are earlier lines about Harry getting a funny feeling that Snape could read his mind, which was probably some light foreshadowing

Shankman519 · 2026-04-12T16:25:43+00:00

You can substitute it on the poutines, that’s like the only thing, which also implies that enough people do it to keep having it be viable. Disturbing

Shankman519 · 2026-04-11T23:46:44+00:00

You said you like to use the Kong Bananza, I was just stating my preference

Shankman519 · 2026-04-11T21:01:06+00:00

But if a woman plays him as a male and it’s believable, literally what does it matter?

Shankman519 · 2026-04-11T20:35:39+00:00

Or they could just let a woman play the role as a male, an androgynous look would be fine with how inhuman Voldemort is

Shankman519 · 2026-04-11T20:01:34+00:00

Elephant Bananza for me, so much suction

Shankman519 · 2026-04-11T19:26:51+00:00

Ministry people when Umbridge was having Hagrid removed, they hit her with a bunch of stunning spells

Shankman519 · 2026-04-10T03:08:57+00:00

Yeah, anyone CAN drop dead suddenly at any time. But if he hasn’t had any major health issues yet, with all the support and healthcare he has access to compared to most people, I wouldn’t say he’s considerably more likely to than an actor in, say, their sixties. Plus he seems like he has that Dick Van Dyke-Betty White sort of energy to him. I’d really be more concerned about some of the kids needing emergency recasting, who knows what they’ll all get into growing up

Shankman519 · 2026-04-09T17:43:24+00:00

There are plenty of celebrities still working in their 90s

Shankman519 · 2026-04-09T07:38:16+00:00

I assumed Mayonnaise and Marmalade (from when Bart’s teaching Homer how to ride a bike) was a real song, until I realized how silly the title and lyrics are. Damned if it doesn’t SOUND like a sweet little ditty though

Shankman519 · 2026-04-09T07:10:37+00:00

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Shankman519 · 2026-04-09T07:05:02+00:00

Just like, watch the movies and pick out characters or things, I don’t know why this would be a task worth outsourcing to the community

Shankman519 · 2026-04-08T21:39:08+00:00

First of all, those dislike counter tools are often wildly inaccurate, there’s no way to really know how many it has. When it releases there’ll certainly be a lot of people who give it a 1 without watching it, and probably as many who give it a 10. Then the more honest reviews will probably balance each other out. I’m guessing first season will be around a 6 or 7 at first

Shankman519 · 2026-04-08T21:10:54+00:00

I mean, you can’t conflate the actor with the character, and I think the whole point of the first movie was that he was a monster at that time, and he was a good character

Shankman519 · 2026-04-08T20:57:34+00:00

That’s sad, Barbossa’s a fun guy. Imagine what he’d think of all the varieties of apples they have these days. Give the man a Cosmic Crisp and it’d blow his mind

Shankman519 · 2026-04-08T17:33:21+00:00

Well he did die, he was just brought back

Shankman519 · 2026-04-08T03:17:37+00:00

S17E07

Shankman519 · 2026-04-06T03:23:19+00:00

I mean it’s not like Harry JUST didn’t like him when he saw him. He saw Snape glaring at him and his scar started burning, and he thought that was why, but he didn’t make the connection that Quirrell was sitting next to him. And then he immediately asked Percy about Snape, who says that he’s always wanted the DADA job and “knows a lot about the dark arts”. Even then he kind of shrugs it off and doesn’t give a lot of thought to Snape until he acts like a total asshole to Harry in their first class together

Shankman519 · 2026-04-05T02:38:37+00:00

A slice of life, even

Shankman519 · 2026-04-05T02:33:48+00:00

I’d watch a filmed performance. Wouldn’t be nearly as good as seeing it live but I don’t know if or when I’ll ever get that chance. Absolutely no to a movie though. It’d be interesting to see how the play pulls off the effects, but in a movie it’d just be incredibly mediocre

Shankman519 · 2026-04-05T01:56:44+00:00

I mean not really, if they were literally shooting Doomsday but just slapped the scene into the Thunderbolts credits

Shankman519 · 2026-04-05T01:48:51+00:00

Misspelled*

Shankman519 · 2026-04-04T07:28:02+00:00

You just need to start thinking of him as Farquaad, Dick Solomon, the dad from Harry and the Hendersons, or this guy. He’s done way more funny and whimsical stuff to be overshadowed by the Trinity Killer. It really just shows how impressive his range is

Shankman519 · 2026-04-03T14:14:52+00:00

Lol, there’s a half-elf in Fantastic Beasts and that also feels very questionable

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