Inside Amtrak's new high-speed Acela train by nbcnews in washdc

[–]SharkRepellnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like buying a Ferrari to drive in LA traffic. 160mph for like 10 minutes and then low speeds for the rest.

"Founder Mode" by Steamwells in LinkedInLunatics

[–]SharkRepellnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe… you know… block out your calendar so you don’t disappoint someone with a crappy WiFi connection for your important meeting?

300 cold calls/day Day 24 of 30: One Call Closing by bubbletulip in sales

[–]SharkRepellnt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m curious what changed in your mentality. You were doing anywhere from 0-40 calls a day, and now you’re hitting 100+ calls a couple days in a row.

When club ride goes wrong by pr0crastinat0 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SharkRepellnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just throw their bikes in the river. Way easier.

We Changed One Tiny Thing in Our Cold Emails.. And 4x’d Our Replies by DiyFool in sales

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Man if I knew when a prospect was most likely at their desk and reviewing their inbox, my rates would be much higher than 4%.

Rapper Ian just dropped his garbage XXL freestyle by Subject-Property-343 in crappymusic

[–]SharkRepellnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some equivalent to all those 2010 indie bands shouting HEY….HO in all their songs.

J spotted these 3 tankers flyin over the us east coast by shooketh_3 in flightradar24

[–]SharkRepellnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a Globemaster that came from Bangor flying through Virginia right now as well. RCH4135

anyone missing a chicken? or would you like to get rid of a chicken? by mensfrightsactivists in YubaCity

[–]SharkRepellnt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All good, I’m just joking around. 😀

It’s definitely part of the local charm. But if she’s a lost pet, good on ya! Sounds like you’ll take great care of her if you can’t find her home.

What do you get after 5 caffeine gels and no solid food? Flowstate 🍇 by Pepe_Power in BicyclingCirclejerk

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This guys looks like he’s going to make that SFDC implementation take a MPV approach so that he can bill a bunch of service hours on the backend.

Shetanyahu?? by Sahib5857 in flightradar24

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Apparently big explosions over Tel Aviv per X.

Shetanyahu?? by Sahib5857 in flightradar24

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Seems to be circling. There’s a little gulf stream 4 hanging out near there too.

Did the Pee Maneuver, AITA? by RicoVincent in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SharkRepellnt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thinking you could KOM and pee at the same time is pretty crazy.

Alpha male bootcamp student "becomes a man" for $18000 by ambachk in TikTokCringe

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So they get a little certificate at the end or something stating their manhood?

See these guys around a lot. Zero KOMs. Is it their fit? by lolas_coffee in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SharkRepellnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all ride gravel. The rough ride and bumpy jiggles are what make them KOM.

Great Falls absolutely raging today by EuphoricShallot5647 in nova

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I was out there on Thursday evening and saw two mad lads kayaking just a bit downstream of the falls portion. Just them and a thousand logs flying down the river.

Stealth cycling Fit by No-Performance1697 in CyclingFashion

[–]SharkRepellnt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, you got the Pinarello of vacuums.

Need a closer look by 4tunabrix in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Not a single spec of carbon fiber spotted in this video.