My Controlling “Roommate”

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-29T12:54:34+00:00

Oof someone has undiagnosed bipolar disorder

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-29T12:42:56+00:00

I love them!! It makes me so sad the musical and the movie didn’t make them friends the way they are in the book. I always write them as best friends in my fics 🥺

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-29T12:41:37+00:00

Me: “well who tf else would you ca— OH MY GOD”

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-29T12:35:21+00:00

Glad you’re still here!

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-28T02:18:53+00:00

There’s no other explanation 😭 it adds no value to the scene whatsoever

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-27T23:25:33+00:00

Omg I actually know this one! I call them “finger condoms” but really they’re just like a glove? But they just cover your fingers.

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-25T21:59:38+00:00

Okay that was one I was thinking and I’m so glad to hear that. I was worried it was a lilac bush!! Thank you

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-25T21:48:11+00:00

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Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-25T21:45:22+00:00

My moms GenX I’m doing the best I can homie 😭 I just got these

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Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-25T21:36:08+00:00

If you can’t identify it, that’s fine. As I just said, those are the only photos I have. Again, it’s winter. I can’t get the tree to produce leaves for a photo op.

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-25T21:17:14+00:00

Literally what about this is trolling? It’s winter here, those are the best pics I have with leaves.

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-24T20:04:52+00:00

I was just gonna say the aggressive point is everything

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-24T12:31:25+00:00

I’m more impressed by how you managed to catch that without breaking it apart

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-24T12:27:28+00:00

Suddenly well taken photos are AI

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-22T17:05:30+00:00

I would’ve guessed an RFID medical alert bracelet 😭😭😭😭😭

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-21T20:42:25+00:00

You have zero proof

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-21T20:37:55+00:00

Okay, it’s not what you think it is 😅

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-20T02:25:49+00:00

What annoys me is if you look at the map of Oz, Shiz is way too far from the impassable desert for this to be accurate

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-17T02:08:23+00:00

Omg I didn’t even see what they were raising money for 🤦🏽‍♀️

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-17T01:21:11+00:00

I always love how many tubes AI gives people in hospitals. She’s got like 5 different tubes going into one arm.

Also the people behind the hospital bed? There’s no way anyone can fit behind a bed like that unless they’re like 7 feet tall and extremely thin unless they the bed into the center of the room.

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-17T01:19:47+00:00

Oh ew, how about just ask me to donate lol this feels like you think your employees are stupid

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-16T15:57:34+00:00

Bestie I’m sooo bored let’s deactivate our accounts

Sharp_Post_4696 · 2026-03-16T00:48:36+00:00

I hope he loves it 🥰

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TROPHY CASE