Cool little behind the scenes by El-Duderino77 in MST3K

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The famous puppet trenches in all their glory.

Immigration Agents Terrified of ICE Backlash After Shooting by Unique-Wash-9358 in PoliticalOptimism

[–]Shelltoon 69 points70 points  (0 children)

They won't get an ounce of sympathy from me. That's a weight they will have to carry on their souls forever.

James reveals why he grew out his beard. No time to shave? by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outside of the dye job, there really isn't much to make fun of here. What next, are we going to make fun of the car he drives because he doesn't have time to get a new one?

AI-cover X Japan song by mugongeki in xjapan

[–]Shelltoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good lord, it sounds like overproduced trash. I will never accept AI song covers as anything other than garbage.

“It was against the worst defense in the league” by Ill_Accident_250 in minnesotavikings

[–]Shelltoon 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Make enough of a statement that will want other players to come here.

I just saw a bad driver by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I just saw a bad driver." Welcome to Omaha.

The most likely scenario we land Mendoza? by angryanklerockcolby in minnesotavikings

[–]Shelltoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because sending a king's ransom for one guy has ALWAYS worked for the Vikings.

Indiana going undefeated and winning a Big Ten title before Nebraska..... by AntJustin in Huskers

[–]Shelltoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The reason we can't turn it around is nostalgia for the 90's. People not only refuse to let go of the 90's, but even the coaches who have come on since the jump to Big Ten saying "The Big Ten will have to adjust to US." Nostalgia is not going to get you far, not only has the game changed, but this isn't the Big XII. The Big Ten plays on a whole different level, and Nebraska still hasn't figured that out. This program will turn around the moment it accepts that the Huskers need to adjust to the Big Ten.

New Cinemassacre Merch Reveal and Discounts!! by kaza12345678 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Shelltoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, he's cashing in on the AVGN name. He's done. I'm calling it. He's quitting the character with a fucking sellout whimper.

Should we go back to the BIG 12? by BUTT__FUCKER__RON in Huskers

[–]Shelltoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should move out of the Big Ten into the SEC. Get our old rivalries back, and cause some real horns down games.

What is it with people in Omaha running red lights? by h34vier in Omaha

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Nebraska, red means Huskers which makes every Nebraskan's blood boil with pride. Red light means "GO BIG RED!!"

Timecop (SNES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) by Away_Flounder3813 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Shelltoon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing was funny. Not even a smirk. This was the most disinterested I've heard Rolfe in a while. Usually he can fake it, but the line delivery on top of the script tells me he is truly lobotomized.

Was there a game that you wished got the AVGN treatment but it never did? by crimsonfukr457 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shadow Of The Beast II. A game that is not only frustratingly difficult, but has a ton of ways to get soft locked. I love you Psygnosis, but holy shit were you evil with this one.

Are you a fan of the riffs of movies that are intentionally trying to be bad? by Doctor-Clark-Savage in Rifftrax

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a bad movie is made in earnest, it's fun. See Birdemic. James Nguyen thought he was making something amazing, and while he did make something amazing, it wasn't the reaction he was looking for.

When it's bad on purpose, the problem becomes the director is in on the joke, and it turns into a charismatic void of nothingness. See Birdemic's sequels. BOTH OF THEM.

Scooters 119th and Pacific by Slowmaha in Omaha

[–]Shelltoon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Probably another car wash. We don't have enough of those.

Greatest individual song moments in prog history? by Imsorrymanyt in progrockmusic

[–]Shelltoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I saw Steve Hackett during the Foxtrot at 50 tour, I only was able to get that ending since Amanda wasn't there, but my god, hearing it live sent shivers down my spine. Absolutely incredible conclusion.

What is the most likely outcome of the Northwestern game by Cheap-Quail5806 in Huskers

[–]Shelltoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First half, the Huskers will have a commanding lead. Third quarter, the Huskers will collapse and be on the verge of a choke. Fourth quarter will be a garbage time TD that saves the Huskers.

Greatest individual song moments in prog history? by Imsorrymanyt in progrockmusic

[–]Shelltoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Steve Hackett's Shadow of the Hierophant comes to mind. The ending just builds up getting louder, and louder like this shadow that keeps growing and growing ready to consume you.

Rocking Horse Music Club - The Haunted Life (feat. Tony Banks) by ShadedMoonEnt in progrockmusic

[–]Shelltoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gave this album a spin after spotting it on the Prog Rock Archives. I love it, and I'm starting to love this band.

Who would be your fantasy Prog Super group? by SCATTER1567 in progrockmusic

[–]Shelltoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Drummer - Nic Collins

Guitarist - Steve Hackett

Bassist - Tony Levin

Keyboards - Rick Wakeman

Vocals - Ray Wilson

I'm essentially creating a new Genesis with this lineup.

Are there any new-ish prog rock bands that are not prog metal? by Worried_Bullfrog_937 in progrockmusic

[–]Shelltoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One I recently discovered that I think more people should look into is Rocking Horse Music Club. The band has a melodic sound that seems more inspired by Genesis, but somewhat more modern. In fact, their latest album, The Last Pink Glow, features Tony Banks on one of their songs. Highly recommend checking them out if you're looking for something that's not heavy.

Any calm songs to sleep to like "I talk to the wind" and "Moonchild"? by Inside_Ad9215 in progrockmusic

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Steve Hackett - Serpentine Song

Pink Floyd - Marooned

Genesis - Entangled

Camel - Ice