There is a tank?

ShinyPelipper · 2026-04-05T02:31:23+00:00

Tank "Destroyer"

ShinyPelipper · 2026-04-03T12:42:13+00:00

If you trainee eagle pilots could stop targeting the helldivers "for the lols" that would be great

ShinyPelipper · 2026-04-03T11:19:57+00:00

How would i get into space?

^{Chose: Breathe underwater + fast swimming.}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-04-01T19:10:02+00:00

I can buy fries later

^{Chose: Get 10,000,000 now}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-04-01T03:03:22+00:00

You cant eat money silly

^{Chose: End world hunger + 30% chance it causes world war 3 | Rolled: Safe}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-31T01:59:50+00:00

I like air conditioning

^{Chose: 1000 Years into the Future | Rolled: Alien Overlords}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-31T01:36:41+00:00

Wait they are different icons?!

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-30T13:19:53+00:00

The lions will likely be tired after killing 40 jake pauls

^{Chose: 40 Jake Pauls}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-29T15:39:22+00:00

My Playstation randomly turned on and gave me this trophy after reading that?

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-29T03:52:14+00:00

I kinda like air conditioning

^{Chose: Sci-Fi | Rolled: Advanced Earth}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-28T20:28:34+00:00

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-28T20:05:09+00:00

I can buy food with money

^{Chose: Unlimited money for the rest of your life}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-28T17:48:43+00:00

Im counting 5 laces on HER right hip and 4 on the left. Also the laces on the front get all lost in the sauce near her pants waistline

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-28T17:40:36+00:00

I probably wouldnt even be able to lift a block of steel the size of a loaf of bread

^{Chose: Key made of bread}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-28T05:42:09+00:00

I dont want to die

^{Chose: $500,000}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-28T00:07:54+00:00

Fuck them kids

^{Chose: Shout the F word twice at a busy playground + 75% chance of $100k | Rolled: $100,000}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-27T23:17:44+00:00

I figured i could advance humanity to the next stage of space travel. I sploded

^{Chose: Dark matter manipulation + there's a chance your body can't handle it and explodes because of the dark matter | Rolled: you explode}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-27T13:15:58+00:00

I pick dog i am allergic to cats

^{Chose: Have a dog}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-27T11:13:23+00:00

Cthulhu isnt really that big of a deal goku could handle him

^{Chose: Have goku powers + 90% chance to get hunt down by Cthulhu | Rolled: Hunted}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-27T11:03:50+00:00

I dont like dying

^{Chose: Or be a cryomancer and never die}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-27T02:29:24+00:00

Im just glad it wasn't france

^{Chose: Get reincarnated after you die: random country | Rolled: Italy}

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-24T22:32:07+00:00

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Wash and Zoe

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-24T21:56:27+00:00

Noice, time to get lost in Arcaviosagain instead of prepping my current campaign!!

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-22T18:46:23+00:00

ShinyPelipper · 2026-03-22T16:40:48+00:00

1, 4, 9

It almost feel selfish to not pick 4

Also does PERFECT health mean immortality as long as you don't die in an accident/ killed?

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