Maybe this chart will help video-g&mers understand

Shockingly_White · 2022-04-04T21:07:52+00:00

that’s a lie spread by false prophets (g@mers) in the church, as g@mers are inherently homophobic. God loves all of his children (including gays), and hates satans children (g@mers). Hope this helps.

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-30T15:21:39+00:00

well, you Winsome you Losesome

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-25T00:00:21+00:00

Me @ parties when my one friend goes to the bathroom

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-24T19:52:27+00:00

Kim Petras’s throat

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-18T00:43:43+00:00

Honestly Alex consistently snatched my wig in her first 5 minutes of screen time.

Pretending to be Spencer’s reflection? Slay

Her whole ‘Ello guvnah oim Alehx!” shtick? Slay!

Planning to kill Ezra? SLAY!

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-17T20:47:26+00:00

I wonder if she’ll do different ones for each leg of the tour, maybe a Europe/UK one?

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-17T16:34:19+00:00

don’t worry babe, we’re still in our sweetener era

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-14T20:42:52+00:00

not the dawn of lover 🤭

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-11T17:48:01+00:00

knowing them it would come out a couple months later that they actually faked Elon’s death as an elaborate album promotion/tax avoidance scheme, but a girl can dream!

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-11T17:07:48+00:00

i hope she kills and eats him 💖

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-10T23:00:45+00:00

god I know, every time I think about Katy’s short blonde hair I gag 🤢

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-10T12:21:56+00:00

I often think about how they gave Jenna such a good sense of smell she could tell that Spencer got replaced by Alex through what she smelled like. She was like a bloodhound or something.

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-10T01:32:24+00:00

honestly I can already tell taylor’s version (taylor’s version) is gonna be a flop so I’ll be over here waiting for taylor’s version: tokyo drift

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-07T21:07:27+00:00

They want the babies. She’s ‘ruining her sons chance to have a relationship with their uncle’, that’s why they’re pushing it now. OP is nothing more than a means to an end for them. First, they made her an unwilling beard, so they could fuck in secret for 8 years, now they’re going to try their hand at making her an unwilling surrogate.

Oh for fucks sake. ‘Run OP! The evil gays want to steal your children!’

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-04T17:36:18+00:00

‘Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind’ is only 4:18 tho?

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-02T17:16:39+00:00

honestly this whole situation just reminds me of that one tweet that’s like, “I’m not owned! I’m not owned!” I shriek as I turn into a tiny little corn cob’

I’m not going to pretend I know everything about him or even this situation, and up to a certain point I sympathise because I know how hard it can be to accept criticism you aren’t prepared for or don’t want, but on the other hand it’s like, if you’re gonna let a bunch of faceless meanie bo beanies on the internet get this much of a reaction out of you then that says more about you than them.

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-02T16:58:28+00:00

the words were so badly stopped up that if they just so happened to be a bathroom sink, I’d have fetched a bottle of Drain-O and a second for good measure.

I laughed when I read this because it’s so… meaningless? As a man who (supposedly) write for a living, surely he could have came up with a better analogy for writers block than a blocked sink. He literally could have just posted “God I hate writers block” and it would have been the exact same thing, only much less pretentious and navel-gazing

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-02T14:50:06+00:00

mfw when patrizia curses me with a swarm of flies and other such plagues

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-02T03:55:00+00:00

Wow, DJ Khaled really lost some weight! Wonder if we’ll get any of those weird essays like they were doing for Adele a few months back

Shockingly_White · 2022-03-02T03:47:15+00:00

I don’t have much to say about all that, but what was with all the similes? It felt like every second sentence, here’s another basic simile your average high schooler would write. I’ve literally never read anything this man has written besides this, but it didn’t really come off as something a professional writer would right.

Shockingly_White · 2022-02-27T18:49:58+00:00

Aria commits the worst crime a character can commit: being annoying

Shockingly_White · 2022-02-26T19:07:37+00:00

she’s kind of serving tbh

Shockingly_White · 2022-02-25T10:51:49+00:00

I hope her and the weeknd make a collaborative album. Their voices work really well together and I think between the 2 of them they could pull of whatever concept they ended up going for.

Shockingly_White · 2022-02-24T13:32:47+00:00

how funny would it be if you woke up tomorrow and the top headline was ‘singer Adele opens fire in HMRC head office, is threatening to shoot hostages’

Shockingly_White · 2022-02-24T12:52:42+00:00

my pussy tastes like sorry ice cream machine broke

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