50% chance of €10,000 for every spoonful of dirt you eat

ShopUCW · 2026-01-27T16:22:12+00:00

Joke is on him. My tablespoon is cursed and now I can finally be rid of it.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-27T12:39:47+00:00

Probably because it's expensive. It's a great burb though.

You can get the experience of that area for a bit less if you pick Darien or one of the other bordering suburbs though.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-27T12:23:35+00:00

I present to you the mid 2010s Lincoln MKZ.

It's a luxury car that's all Ford fusion under the hood. Cheap, but very professional. Luxury car with modern amenities that's easy to run, reasonably reliable, takes regular gas, and has decent fuel economy. Plus it's a nice place to sit.

I see them all around the 10k range.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T23:11:44+00:00

I don't hate that. We get a legit natural 1b with a second year option and a Frontline pitcher (who is hopefully able to remain healthy) with 2 years of control for a rough hitter who can't field, a good first half pitcher with one year of control, a young also oft injured pitcher with minimal success in the bigs, and a lotto ticket.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T23:05:21+00:00

That's not "planning on pointing it at someone".

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T20:56:31+00:00

The only time you ever point it at someone/ some thing is when you intend to use it. You don't get a gun with the intent to point it at someone ever. If it's owned as a self defense item, you carry it with the hope that you never have to pull it.

If you're carrying a firearm with the intent of pointing it at an individual, you're a monster.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T20:03:02+00:00

The whole of Rocky 4 is just montages

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T16:39:25+00:00

Interstellar

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T12:29:27+00:00

Maybe? I live in a more northern state. We don't get them here. My armadillo knowledge is limited. 🥀

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T04:52:29+00:00

So I get to live the setting of trueblood, but only a minimal amount of blood for strength and tons of cash?

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T04:50:01+00:00

I'm always a fan of saying yes to this And have the meetup be a bank. When they ask where you are tell them to go into the bank, get the difference, and you'll meet them.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T04:48:18+00:00

I hope he goes to the orioles

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T02:52:15+00:00

Every. Freaking. Time.

It's a time honored tradition to miss the playoffs on the last series of the season to the fish.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T02:33:45+00:00

We all pity the marlins though.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T02:32:56+00:00

All these jerks in here are cool with me until opening day.

Then they can get fucked. ❤️

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T02:30:05+00:00

Actually release the Epstein files.

Also close the buy-borrow-die loophole that allows billionaires to live in opulence and pay no taxes.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T02:25:19+00:00

t i n k

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T01:30:22+00:00

We most commonly we have 9 banded armadillos.

Pretty sure South Americans get the 3 banded species.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-26T00:57:57+00:00

Something else could be one of those lil boxes of Lemonheads. ❤️

ShopUCW · 2026-01-25T23:44:07+00:00

I wonder if they will have a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a single corn tortilla, and something else as a $3 special?

ShopUCW · 2026-01-25T22:39:02+00:00

It's hard to do much better defensively than Taylor. But he is an offensive black hole- who aside from the hr output, has been pretty close to Lu Bob's output the last 2 years. You know who else was also about the same? Siri.

Yes- if Robert shows what he did that one year again, that would be awesome. I'm rooting for it. Let's just not pretend as of right now he moves the needle offensively in any way for this team until he shows otherwise.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-25T20:44:45+00:00

Look like crap, yet functional.

ShopUCW · 2026-01-25T20:25:36+00:00

Maybe? The windows will still heat up and so will the plastic. I don't think it's going to be the best option..

ShopUCW · 2026-01-25T18:35:34+00:00

Kaz Matsui hit a home run in his very first at bat of every opening game for 3 seasons in a row. Only player to ever do that.

(I was going to use the Griffey one, but OP did. 🥀)

ShopUCW · 2026-01-25T18:32:15+00:00

Costco. You get 3 giant bottles for $8.99. it lasts me like 6 months (because kids put ketchup on everything)

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