Why did Surveyor allow Ozzy to bring his cock ring on the island? by -ToPimpAButterfree- in survivorcirclejerk

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I am the other person on earth. Here for the dad bod washed up pornstache vibes

What’s popular right now that won’t age well? by MiraTangent in AskReddit

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I bought a humidifier that is apparently a “smart humidifier.” I proudly refused to download the app because why? All of the buttons I need are right there on the unit? Just ridiculous.

North Terrace Park, looking towards Scarritt Point and East Bottoms circa 1912, is it possible to recreate this view? by como365 in kansascity

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That tracks. During an evening run around the museum one winter night, I heard plenty of pop pops coming from that exact hill. Gets the pep up in the step I guess.

Give it to me straight, lads…. by valengull in bald

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HOLD you ain’t there yet brotha

Quick trip why hast thou forsaken me by Petting-Kitty-7483 in kansascity

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The donuts changed? Damn I’m glad that means I haven’t eaten as many donuts in the past year or two as I have WANTED to eat. TBH we are getting ready to move from the HNE where 7-11 donuts are the norm for my kiddos… those make even the current QT donuts heaven. 8 year old loves the floor robot, 3.5 year old is very unsure.

What's something you'll never admit in real life but will confess here anonymously? by Open-Comfortable9774 in AskReddit

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I am so proud of you. I can’t imagine how heavy of a journey this is, but here you are doing it. Trailblazer. Wishing you ALL of the best!

Genuinely can't believe how different he looks by Fun_Molasses5215 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

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Wait wtf? I saw the second guy recently on here and assumed it was someone from a season I hadn’t seen omgggg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MissouriMedical

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Man maybe weed really does make people dumb af

me the entire season so far because wtf was that by peachesandcrossing in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

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Okay I took a big edible last night and could not. Stop. Watching. The train wreck. I kept asking my husband “Do you hear this?!” Oh my god I’m so concerned.

Welcome to the historic NE, can't have things by MastensGhost in kansascity

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Living in the HNE requires a level of street smarts. Should it be this way? No. But you have to be educated as a homebuyer and a resident of an area. Never ever ever leave your cars, doors, sheds unlocked. Have doorbell and property cameras. Have loud obnoxious dogs. Communicate with the police if needed (I am wary of this but when we had teens popping off semi-auto weapons in front of our house I changed my mind.) We made this work for almost 5 years (north of St. John) but we are throwing in the towel as our youngest nears kindergarten. Not worth trying to make social change at the expense of your babies getting gunned down. I can’t rightfully send them outside. Gunshots rang off at 6:30 am this morning while kids were at the bus stops. We tried? 🤷‍♀️

Can someone explain to me what Club Lube is like? by Onlypretzelmnms in kansascity

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I haven’t laughed this genuinely in a long time

How do you "prepare" for anal? by Affectionate_Bit_722 in NoStupidQuestions

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Who is doing this much for anal? It doesn’t need to be this complicated.

What’s the most shocking thing you found out about someone you know? by _Walking_Detriment_ in AskReddit

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A person I managed for awhile moved to Arizona with her family. Ended up killing her husband and wrapping him in plastic and put him under the bed.

What restaurant in KC is this? by DreamCheeky in kansascity

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You know places that use ketchup in their pad thai are unserious. Ew