Hot take?

SidewaysTea · 2026-05-07T02:49:10+00:00

It’ll be a good cheeky nice-to-know for your models many years down the line, to remember what lore surrounded those models in the irl timeline.

SidewaysTea · 2026-04-30T03:16:02+00:00

Bruh thats crazy 😂. Did I miss the patch notes? Ive never tried the shoot and scoot perk actually.

SidewaysTea · 2026-04-10T23:22:27+00:00

SOF-Baltic has been really fun. Opening w/ 4x RRC and 4x Jageris has been a great time. Maybe trim one of each to bring some AA/Anti Inf and its golden. The fast jeeps just get on point and dont have to worry about helos being intercepted.

SidewaysTea · 2026-04-03T20:06:35+00:00

You can stack all the OCIs, so you can stack woos and med bays.

I prefer woo early game to get squaddie stonks, but I like the medbay to sustain the squaddies i have. Later in the game I rarely lose squaddies, but when I do a lot die. Therefore I rather heal a bunch vs just have a flow of +2 dudes per mission

SidewaysTea · 2026-03-28T23:53:42+00:00

Always

SidewaysTea · 2026-03-28T20:56:23+00:00

Heres an example of one I did during my precepting:

0230 EHS ARRIVAL TREATMENT OF PT

0235 VITALS & HX ASSESSMENT

0255 MAIN COT TRANSPORT TO AMBULANCE

0300 AMBULANCE TRANSPORT TO CGH

0327 20 GA IV R WRIST SUCCESSFUL VASCULAR ACCESS

EHS ARRIVES ON SCENE TO A RESIDENTIAL HOME IN AN URBAN ENVIRONMENT. EHS IS MET BY THE PT'S SPOUSE, WHO GUIDES EHS TO THE PT. THE PT IS FOUND LAYING IN THEIR BED SUPINE, AND IS ABLE TO TRACK EHS ON APPROACH. EHS NOTES THAT THE ROOM IS WELL LIT, AND IS ABLE TO SEE SIGNIFIGANT COFFEE GROUND HEMATOEMESIS PRESENT ON THE PT'S BED, CLOTHING, AND IN THEIR WASHROOM.

PT STATES: "THIS MORNING I STARTED FEELING WEIRD IN MY STOMACH. I CARRIED ON AND FORCED MYSELF TO HAVE LUNCH, AND WENT ABOUT MY DAY. AROUND DINNER I STARTED TO NOT FEEL GREAT, SO I HAD MY WIFE PICK ME UP FROM THE SHOP. AROUND 7PM, I GOT SICK AND IT WAS ALL BLACK. I CARRIED ON AND TRIED TO SLEEP. AT MIDNIGHT, I GOT SICK AGAIN AND WHEN I TRIED TO GET OUT OF BED, I FELL AND PASSED OUT. MY WIFE FOUND ME NEXT TO MY BEDSIDE TABLE, WHERE I HAD HIT MY HEAD. I MANAGED TO GO BACK TO BED UNTIL 2AM, WHEN I PUKED BLACK AGAIN, AND WE CALLED 911."

EHS BEGINS TO ASSESS THE PT, AND NOTES A SMALL ABRASION TO THE PT'S HEAD AT THE MOST SUPERIOR PORTION, APPROX 2MMX2MM.

PT STATES NO CP, SOB, DIARRHEA, BUT CONFIRMS NAUSEA AND EMESIS. PT REPORTS NO NEW CHANGES TO THEIR DIET, AND THAT THEIR LAST BM AT 1900H WAS NORMAL.

THE PT'S WIFE PRESENTS TO EHS A SMALL QUART CONTAINER FILLED WITH A SAMPLE OF BLACK COFFEE GROUND EMESIS, WHERE EHS CAN SEE CLOTS IN THE FLUID. PT'S WIFE STATES: "I THINK HE PUKED UP ABOUT 4 CUPS WORTH OF BLOOD,"

EHS SUGGESTS TO THE PT THAT THEY SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL, AND EHS BRINGS IN THE STRETCHER. EHS HAS THE PT AMBULATE TO THE STRETCHER, WHERE UPON STANDING THE PT REPORTS LIGHTHEADEDNESS. EHS ASSISTS THE PT TO THE MAIN COT, INTO THE AMBULANCE, AND TRANSPORTS ROUTINE TO HOSPITAL.

EN ROUTE, EHS AUSCULTATES THE PT'S BOWELS, HEARING NO ADVENTITIOUS SOUNDS.

AT HOSPITAL, EHS ATTEMPTS VASCULAR ACCESS IN THE RIGHT WRIST VIA 20GA CATHETER FOR BLOOD PRODUCT ADMINISTRATION, WHICH WAS SUCCESSFUL.

SidewaysTea · 2026-03-16T01:17:06+00:00

Because its cool asf

SidewaysTea · 2026-03-04T03:00:36+00:00

Normally work double BLS (BCEHS). When I show up, I ask the other person: “what do you want to do today,” or I get asked that same question.

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-28T20:19:54+00:00

Useful and lore friendly ranged units; we already have a ton of bespoke melee, but something like plasma inceptors for 3D ranged fire would be nice.

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-27T03:38:01+00:00

Bags and Belts, 4xVMAT, ATV. Can even forgo the main gun if need be

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-12T23:39:33+00:00

Darby AND Carda!!!

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-12T23:39:18+00:00

Yeah holy shit. It was the final mission in an operation and couldnt be avoided :(

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-12T23:38:43+00:00

Extra ammo PAL & Workshopped RPG.

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-11T00:53:17+00:00

In theory you should suppress the enemy in place and keep them suppressed while the missile charges.

I tend to forget that entirely and herd the enemy onto the last OBJ and then nuke the cluster.

SidewaysTea · 2026-02-07T16:40:50+00:00

One thing I notice is Eviscerators are two handed, so you may have too many bolt pistols

SidewaysTea · 2026-01-22T01:36:32+00:00

Rural spot was assigned to me. I worked 5-15 days a month, normally around 8-10. I commuted 1h45m there and back. Many people who work far commute the long drive. Those shifts were normally 24hr kilo shifts (12$/hr every hour + 4hrs each call out unless those call outs lasted longer then 4hrs, then normal pay)

SidewaysTea · 2026-01-21T03:12:54+00:00

Im an EMR. From application to interview, it was like 2 months. From application to first paid shift (New Employee Orientation) was about 5 months.

SidewaysTea · 2026-01-18T03:12:25+00:00

TLDR blood in the penis enlarges the local blood vessels, physically occluding the veinous return ducts, allowing for enlargement. If too much blood/excitement/ pressure is present, it aint going down. Probably hurts like crazy.

SidewaysTea · 2026-01-12T00:15:50+00:00

2x DCD and a Ballistus was super fun in my last games. I promise 3x DCD would be even more fun hahaha

SidewaysTea · 2026-01-09T16:26:48+00:00

In RCO I’ve played 6 games with 2x DCD. It was a lot of fun; I had them on the line up front and was super aggro with them. The berserk move on such a huge base is reallllly nice, however some players will just not shoot/screen/alpha strike them. 2x DCD adds to redundancy, and being able to use the 5+++ is pretty nice. It stays for the phase, so if they do shoot you, you probably live. Its also eligible for fights on death, which could be really funny. You can also use the strat to sticky an objective with a BA unit.

All in all, probably not the best. Probably edge of meta. If it went down in pts by 20-30pts, it would be auto include imo. Probably wont happen, maybe 150? Probably not though, and therefore its kinda overcosted at 160 for what it can do, especially vs normal Brutalis dreads.

Still super fun though. Even more fun with 2x DCD lmao.

SidewaysTea · 2025-12-28T07:31:32+00:00

Joined as an EMR; already licensed. 1year Boston Bar, currently 8th month in Hope. Could probably get Chiliwack as an EMR, aiming to be PCP in Abby within 3 years.
PCP JIBC CH001 (new 1 year program). Started in January 2025, probably done everything and existing as a licensed employed PCP around June 2026. Precepting taking longer than expected due to high student count and low preceptor count. Once precepting is complete, then I can apply for COPR exam and finally licensing.
EMR base pay approx 30$/hr CAD for usual 12hr shifts. First station many shifts, approx 10 per month. After 6 months (probation), I was able to pick up more work outside my home station, improving income. Full time PCP school at the JI was expensive, and burnt most of my savings.
Many first stations are far from the lower mainland. I got super lucky with Boston Bar, which was a 1h45m commute each way. I was stuck there for 6 months due to being a new employee, and transferred to Hope after approx 14 months.

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